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Pineapple key bowl - yes/no?
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Pretty much all our friends are calling us swingers all the time as we are just way more adventurous than them - they have no clue it’s actually true. 
We’re just out and about in this super cute little store and they have a gorgeous rose gold pineapple key bowl. We really want it, but this is just playing right into the stereotype. Haha.
Buy or don’t buy?….
2 of our friends know we are swingers, but that’s because it came up in general conversation and we don’t hide it. We don’t actually want people to know though as a few are quite religious and preachy and just can’t deal with that crap. Makes this purchase decision a difficult one.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Absolutely - buy it because it’s caught your eye.
….Next grow some pampas grass in your front garden…  "
Then it's time for the hot tub. 
And some artistic nudes in the downstairs loo.
A big hook in the centre of the lounge ceiling is often a giveaway too...... 
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"Absolutely - buy it because it’s caught your eye.
….Next grow some pampas grass in your front garden…
Then it's time for the hot tub.
And some artistic nudes in the downstairs loo.
A big hook in the centre of the lounge ceiling is often a giveaway too......
A
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And not forgetting to wear black rings on the right hand and to strategically place Garden Gnomes in the garden… |
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over a year ago
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Personally I’d get the bowl and display it but then I’d also tell anyone where to get off if they had a problem with me so maybe don’t take my advice
Maybe get it and use it whenever safe to do so, either way don’t miss out because of other’s opinions |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Absolutely - buy it because it’s caught your eye.
….Next grow some pampas grass in your front garden…
Then it's time for the hot tub.
And some artistic nudes in the downstairs loo.
A big hook in the centre of the lounge ceiling is often a giveaway too......
A
And not forgetting to wear black rings on the right hand and to strategically place Garden Gnomes in the garden… "
And anklets too. Don't forget the anklets.....
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"Pretty much all our friends are calling us swingers all the time as we are just way more adventurous than them - they have no clue it’s actually true.
We’re just out and about in this super cute little store and they have a gorgeous rose gold pineapple key bowl. We really want it, but this is just playing right into the stereotype. Haha.
Buy or don’t buy?….
2 of our friends know we are swingers, but that’s because it came up in general conversation and we don’t hide it. We don’t actually want people to know though as a few are quite religious and preachy and just can’t deal with that crap. Makes this purchase decision a difficult one. "
Buy it xx |
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Update:
We proudly and happily put the pineapple key bowl by the entrance for our keys and when Mr tried to put his keys in them, we noticed that size does indeed matter…. It’s too small for all his keys, let alone 2 sets of keys if you add a second lot. 
We shall repurpose it now as general bedroom decoration instead. Haha
If anyone finds a large rose gold pineapple shaped key bowl, do let us know.  |
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And his and hers mugs where her mug means she has to drink her tea out of a spout which is a bug cock and his is a bit noob where he drinks from its nipple then see how that little conversation starter goes. |
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"And his and hers mugs where her mug means she has to drink her tea out of a spout which is a bug cock and his is a bit noob where he drinks from its nipple then see how that little conversation starter goes. "
Fkn autocorrect doing my head in. |
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