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You know the sort good folks;
You forget that you haven’t in fact boiled the bloody kettle and pour the cold water into your tea/coffee resulting either in a requisite but wholly unwelcome impromptu microwave heat up or else pouring the contents down the sink and starting again from scratch - ‘Urgh!’
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Sitting down to relax on the china throne first thing in the morning and having a wonderfully satisfying 20 minutes until realising there’s only one sheet of paper left on the wall and then having to do the sumo walk across the landing with your pyjamas around your ankles to grab a fresh roll from the airing cupboard. |
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"Sitting down to relax on the china throne first thing in the morning and having a wonderfully satisfying 20 minutes until realising there’s only one sheet of paper left on the wall and then having to do the sumo walk across the landing with your pyjamas around your ankles to grab a fresh roll from the airing cupboard."
Dude, keep the spares in the bathroom. |
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"Sitting down to relax on the china throne first thing in the morning and having a wonderfully satisfying 20 minutes until realising there’s only one sheet of paper left on the wall and then having to do the sumo walk across the landing with your pyjamas around your ankles to grab a fresh roll from the airing cupboard."
I think everything reading this has visualised that walk now. |
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"Sitting down to relax on the china throne first thing in the morning and having a wonderfully satisfying 20 minutes until realising there’s only one sheet of paper left on the wall and then having to do the sumo walk across the landing with your pyjamas around your ankles to grab a fresh roll from the airing cupboard.
Dude, keep the spares in the bathroom."
Far too simple!
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"Sitting down to relax on the china throne first thing in the morning and having a wonderfully satisfying 20 minutes until realising there’s only one sheet of paper left on the wall and then having to do the sumo walk across the landing with your pyjamas around your ankles to grab a fresh roll from the airing cupboard."
 There is no feeling quite like it; that simultaneous consternation and panic that sweeps over one at the realisation that there is nothing to adequately wipe one’s arse with…  |
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"Sitting down to relax on the china throne first thing in the morning and having a wonderfully satisfying 20 minutes until realising there’s only one sheet of paper left on the wall and then having to do the sumo walk across the landing with your pyjamas around your ankles to grab a fresh roll from the airing cupboard.
There is no feeling quite like it; that simultaneous consternation and panic that sweeps over one at the realisation that there is nothing to adequately wipe one’s arse with… "
Add to that the worry of one's offspring possibly seeing you at that point, or worse, you have friends staying for the weekend and they come out of their room at just the wrong moment. |
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Replying too quickly to a text from your work colleague and your thumbs go into “messaging my loved one” mode and automatically adds the ubiquitous “xx” , noooooooooo  |
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"You know the sort good folks;
You forget that you haven’t in fact boiled the bloody kettle and pour the cold water into your tea/coffee resulting either in a requisite but wholly unwelcome impromptu microwave heat up or else pouring the contents down the sink and starting again from scratch - ‘Urgh!’
Please list me your similar, all to common, everyday mistakes/annoyances "
I do this regularly
Along with putting the timer on for the oven and when the timer goes off realising that I had left my dinner on the side |
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"Replying too quickly to a text from your work colleague and your thumbs go into “messaging my loved one” mode and automatically adds the ubiquitous “xx” , noooooooooo "
That's easily avoided. Don't xx anyone! Saves time and effort too |
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"Replying too quickly to a text from your work colleague and your thumbs go into “messaging my loved one” mode and automatically adds the ubiquitous “xx” , noooooooooo
That's easily avoided. Don't xx anyone! Saves time and effort too"
Oh I love adding unnecessary and embarrassing kisses at the end of messages for colleagues, when contacting official bodies. Emailing the police!
It’s great xxxxxx
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"Forgetting my headphones when going to the gym. At that point, I'd rather just go home."
I’ve done this many a time, I know I shouldn’t be I normally stop in at Asda and pick up a cheap pair. My gym bag has so many random pairs of headphones now lol  |
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"Going up to bed and realising you forgot to put the bedding on."
Urgh or all the laundry and forgot to fold and put away , so it now sits on the fuckit chair or better still , the floor drobe |
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"Sitting down to relax on the china throne first thing in the morning and having a wonderfully satisfying 20 minutes until realising there’s only one sheet of paper left on the wall and then having to do the sumo walk across the landing with your pyjamas around your ankles to grab a fresh roll from the airing cupboard."
Just one word... "bidet". |
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"I stood at a pot of water on the stove for about 10 - 15 mins wondering why the water is taking so long to boil.
I hadn't turned it on at the wall."
I’ve done this far too many times, also put food in the oven and completely forgotten to turn it on |
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"Forgetting to do the school run because you're balls deep in the Mrs.
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Better than doing the school run in the holidays  "
I got up as a kid once, bloody late for school... rushed my arsenal off... got most of the 1.2 miles walk to remember it's fucking Sunday! |
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"I stood at a pot of water on the stove for about 10 - 15 mins wondering why the water is taking so long to boil.
I hadn't turned it on at the wall.
I’ve done this far too many times, also put food in the oven and completely forgotten to turn it on "
I feel that pain.
More than once I've gone to work looking forward to a gorgeous slow cooked meal only to find when I get home that night I forgot to turn on the slow cooker.
No meal, and wasted ingredients that have been festering at room temperature for ten hours. |
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"I stood at a pot of water on the stove for about 10 - 15 mins wondering why the water is taking so long to boil.
I hadn't turned it on at the wall.
I’ve done this far too many times, also put food in the oven and completely forgotten to turn it on
I feel that pain.
More than once I've gone to work looking forward to a gorgeous slow cooked meal only to find when I get home that night I forgot to turn on the slow cooker.
No meal, and wasted ingredients that have been festering at room temperature for ten hours."
Ah yes… the REALLY slow cooker… been there  |
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