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"Never trust a man who's shirt collar is a different colour from the rest of the shirt! "
Every bit of my shirt is a different colour from the rest of my shirt! But I'm not a man so that's probably okay.  |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"If you are a cyclist, ride through a red light at a crossroads.
Saw that today definitely great advice. Most entertaining."
Don't look over your shoulder,don't signal,overtake on the inside at traffic lights and junctions,ride on the footpath,don't have lights at night,ride two or more wide on narrow roads and around corners,use the road as your own personal Tour de France stage (by the way,if you want to see druggies on bikes find the roughest area of your nearest town/city) and wear lycra so you can show the world you have just bought the last turkey in the shop. |
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Facebook will replace Google as the go to place for information- people are experts in so many different fields- one week they’re an expert in virology then the next experts in geo politics currently boasting the highest number of Military Tacticians per capita on the planet.  If you need anything about anything .. Facebook all the way!! |
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"Perform a citizens arrest on a copper before he arrests you, couldn't possibly go wrong."
I arrested 6 coppers last night as they carried me to the van!!! Including resisting arrest they are looking at serious jail time… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yellow snow is not edible
Teflon sticks to pans
Dialing 666 does not get a policeman standing on his head
Long stands and left handed screwdrivers are fictional items |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I need a professional, there are lots of genuine discrete professionals on Fab.
What's your advice? (Wrong answers only)"
Turn it off and on again solves all problems.
Air fryers. Nuclear power stations. Life support machines. Thirsty single guys.......
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"I need a professional, there are lots of genuine discrete professionals on Fab.
What's your advice? (Wrong answers only)"
If it looks great, go for it. What could possibly go wrong?
Essentially, always judge the book by the cover!
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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If in doubt about a product, especially second-hand, always take the advice of the person selling it. No one knows it better than they do.
Buy the cheapest, irrespective of appearances, that’s how to get a bargain. |
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"I need a professional, there are lots of genuine discrete professionals on Fab.
What's your advice? (Wrong answers only)"
If it moves and it shouldn’t - Use duct tape.
If it doesn’t move and it should - Use WD40 |
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"I need a professional, there are lots of genuine discrete professionals on Fab.
What's your advice? (Wrong answers only)
Turn it off and on again solves all problems.
Air fryers. Nuclear power stations. Life support machines. Thirsty single guys.......
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If those solutions don't work, pull out plan b the hammer |
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