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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm?
I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.
What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
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What about a condom which is a particular percentage kryptonite?
Kind of like delay spray for normal guys.
If he encounters a woman who makes his shotgun blast too soon he can pick a jonny with a higher percentage and thus delay his inevitable eruption.
It wouldn't be some testing process though. |
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 These are scientifically sound and well considered points to be sure.
Superman and Wonderwoman going at it would likely cause major cataclysmic activity across the globe though; probably best if they go and find a far away, uninhabited moon somewhere to bump their uglies… |
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Also, does he completely stay away from facials/cumming anywhere other than in the kryptonite laced condom?
If he's ejaculate is what you say it is then I would imagine a facial from him would look like you've been 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. |
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over a year ago
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Wasn't there some tricky episode where his powers transferred to someone else? Maybe there's a gizmo that could do that so she gets a super strong body with a strengthen sac? |
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" These are scientifically sound and well considered points to be sure.
Superman and Wonderwoman going at it would likely cause major cataclysmic activity across the globe though; probably best if they go and find a far away, uninhabited moon somewhere to bump their uglies…"
Maybe the catacylsmic activity isn't a bad thing... find someway to harness it and then we've truly got zero carbon/100% hardon electricity |
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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
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"It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm?
I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.
What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
/discuss"
Someone's been watching mallrats |
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" These are scientifically sound and well considered points to be sure.
Superman and Wonderwoman going at it would likely cause major cataclysmic activity across the globe though; probably best if they go and find a far away, uninhabited moon somewhere to bump their uglies…
Maybe the catacylsmic activity isn't a bad thing... find someway to harness it and then we've truly got zero carbon/100% hardon electricity"
A good point indeed  
I propose we channel the resulting bio electrical current through Godzilla as no power station on earth would surely be able to hold it (when he’s in a good mood and on our side of course though)  |
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Do you not know how super babies work? Obviously as the baby has superpowers this is passed onto the mother, therefore she becomes, well, super.
This is how it'll be possible for me to have little Deadpool babies. |
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"Do you not know how super babies work? Obviously as the baby has superpowers this is passed onto the mother, therefore she becomes, well, super.
This is how it'll be possible for me to have little Deadpool babies. "
Break and rebuild? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you not know how super babies work? Obviously as the baby has superpowers this is passed onto the mother, therefore she becomes, well, super.
This is how it'll be possible for me to have little Deadpool babies. "
Agree with the first half but the thought of you having horribly disfigured babies made me want that to not be true  |
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I deffo wouldn’t need to worry I was too heavy either
