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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on then. "
there’s literally nothing wrong with this profile. I enjoyed the bio very much. Except for when you said you’re miss piggy. Because that self deprecation is uncalled for!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you just decide this for me:
Jerk chicken burrito
Steak burrito
Donner wrap.
The anticipatory buyer's remorse is too much to cope with. I need someone to share the burden."
Jerk chicken always 
Nice profile too x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Advise me please (all for fun I don’t really give a shit about my profile, please make your advice funny and insulting)"
‘Fill me in soon’ Would be better. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hit me with your best and worst  "
travelling to Newcastle to meet a man is too far. You shouldn’t travel further than 5 miles for dick. Dick is easy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bookmarked. Cos I’ve not bookmarked anything in a while.
You’re going to regret it. It’s not one of my best"
Bath is wetter after roll in dirt
Confucius. April 2022. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hit me with your best and worst travelling to Newcastle to meet a man is too far. You shouldn’t travel further than 5 miles for dick. Dick is easy. "
Yes it is but most people can’t keep they mouths shut on what they did to who
So don’t meet local that way there is no bad rep around home as far as whare I stay people must think I am a nun or something
Truth me told I am the biggest 4 letter bad word going just not around home |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Mr Pickle; Is it sexy to post photos of myself engaging in lewd acts with vegetable produce?
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Carrots no. Girthy cucumbers yes.
HMU when you decide to be serious about your profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on then. there’s literally nothing wrong with this profile. I enjoyed the bio very much. Except for when you said you’re miss piggy. Because that self deprecation is uncalled for!!"
Excuse me! But as I'm 'the fabber formerly known as Miss Piggy' I'll fung fu anyone that calls themselves that.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please, I do terribly on here. Can't even get a reply.
Don't ever change your profile! It's the best thing since sliced bread! "
sliced bread is ok. But peak capitalism |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on sweetie pie, I'm vulnerable and waiting  "
If they don’t get to the ‘if you’ve read this far’ on your profile I think they might be unable to read?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on then. there’s literally nothing wrong with this profile. I enjoyed the bio very much. Except for when you said you’re miss piggy. Because that self deprecation is uncalled for!!
Excuse me! But as I'm 'the fabber formerly known as Miss Piggy' I'll fung fu anyone that calls themselves that.
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I hate pigs. But I like you. Don’t call yourself miss piggy or I’ll have to not like you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on then. there’s literally nothing wrong with this profile. I enjoyed the bio very much. Except for when you said you’re miss piggy. Because that self deprecation is uncalled for!!
Excuse me! But as I'm 'the fabber formerly known as Miss Piggy' I'll fung fu anyone that calls themselves that.
I hate pigs. But I like you. Don’t call yourself miss piggy or I’ll have to not like you"
It's why I name changed. To stop feeling negativity x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh yes please! So ready for this."
Username: Meli
Name: Meli
Second line of bio: Hi I’m Meli
Didn’t get beyond that. You’re gorgeous though. I’d smash |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Me!!
Don’t say you don’t want dick pics. Makes it seem like you don’t like receiving them? otherwise great profile. I’d message. "
Thanks Mr Pickle I'll remove it right now. And I know you would  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me!!
Don’t say you don’t want dick pics. Makes it seem like you don’t like receiving them? otherwise great profile. I’d message.
Thanks Mr Pickle I'll remove it right now. And I know you would "
Oh yeah I would  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on sweetie pie, I'm vulnerable and waiting
If they don’t get to the ‘if you’ve read this far’ on your profile I think they might be unable to read?
I do use some big words. Do you think I need a simpler version? What about "Want sex? Message now"? Will that attract people from the uppermost of the fab echelons?  Maybe even a forumite from the clique?  "
Don’t be so easy.
Fancy a fuck? You’d be lucky. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh yes please! So ready for this.
Username: Meli
Name: Meli
Second line of bio: Hi I’m Meli
Didn’t get beyond that. You’re gorgeous though. I’d smash"
Love this so much. I'm going to change it up a bit now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hit me up with your wisdom pickle "
Now this is a profile. I’d delete everything in the bio before ‘now for the fun bit’ because nobody cares about what socials you go to except serious fabbers. And there are none. |
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I suspect that I could do with advice, my profile probably makes people want to end it all. But I guess that I'm a miserable old twat, and every word is true. At least it puts people off in advance, rather than letting them get hopeful and disappointing later. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fire away Pickle - don't be gentle "
‘Update… No recent veris’
*most recent veri is earlier in June*
If you aren’t taking this seriously then men will not take you seriously |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I suspect that I could do with advice, my profile probably makes people want to end it all. But I guess that I'm a miserable old twat, and every word is true. At least it puts people off in advance, rather than letting them get hopeful and disappointing later."
‘Ain’t nobody got time for that’
- someone reading your bio probably |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You want some? I’ll give it ya
You've got no Fabs!
We get it, you get to page one!
No but I do need to get my fabs up"
Aww I feel bad now! Have some from me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You want some? I’ll give it ya
You've got no Fabs!
We get it, you get to page one!
No but I do need to get my fabs up
Aww I feel bad now! Have some from me "
If you’ve just sympathy fucked me I’ll fuck you back. Harder. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go ahead, Pickle. (no one else, just the OP) not meeting? Remove your veri summary!!!! Liar. Liar.
That last one is an historic verification. You. When you rejoined "
Bullshit I’ve never met you |
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"Go ahead, Pickle. (no one else, just the OP) not meeting? Remove your veri summary!!!! Liar. Liar.
That last one is an historic verification. You. When you rejoined
Bullshit I’ve never met you"
rude |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Fire away Pickle - don't be gentle
‘Update… No recent veris’
*most recent veri is earlier in June*
If you aren’t taking this seriously then men will not take you seriously"
Mission accomplished |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You want some? I’ll give it ya
You've got no Fabs!
We get it, you get to page one!
No but I do need to get my fabs up
Aww I feel bad now! Have some from me
If you’ve just sympathy fucked me I’ll fuck you back. Harder. "
it definitely wasn't sympathy! Think more... pity  |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
london stratford |
"You want some? I’ll give it ya
Go on then
do your worst.
Don’t know why you’re talking about swinging on a sex site. This isn’t a playground. "
Was that it?
tsk tsk tsk 2 outta 10 and thats being generous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t be arsed to update mine, and haven’t since I took the old Christmas blurb down.
But anyone wanting to criticise it, fill yer boots "
Great bio
But don’t like the location |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello! Interested to know what paragraph you give up on!"
I learned something new on it. Then I abandoned the profile because it was more beneficial for me to. |
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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago
Chorley, Eng |
"Hello! Interested to know what paragraph you give up on!
I learned something new on it. Then I abandoned the profile because it was more beneficial for me to. "
Ha ha ha ha this delights me more than I could ever express on this here forum.   |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Come on Pickle, tell Davina how to improve her profile...
Enough of what you’re not. Tell me what you are "
This tells you everything you need about what I am.
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This is the whole Davina package hunni! What could be sexier than a mind of literary and scientific near-genius, combined with the wit of a comedic legend, housed in a body approaching that of a hermaphroditic Greek goddess? Anyone would be honoured to have me - repeatedly. Lol!
I'm a mature sometime CD. Currently just on here for chat and the forum.
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And there you have it.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello! Interested to know what paragraph you give up on!
I learned something new on it. Then I abandoned the profile because it was more beneficial for me to.
Ha ha ha ha this delights me more than I could ever express on this here forum. "
Express it in my DMs. |
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"Could you just decide this for me:
Jerk chicken burrito
Steak burrito
Donner wrap.
The anticipatory buyer's remorse is too much to cope with. I need someone to share the burden.
Jerk chicken always
Nice profile too x"
I had my doubts as I am used to it off the bone, but it was lush.
And thanks x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure. I’m in.
I’d add a bio and I’d put safe sex in your bio just so you can meet women"
I’ll try SAFEST SEX!!
hi vis vests, hard hats. Warning signs and I’ll cordon off the area of activity. |
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