I can’t really think of another description for this act (penile patting perhaps?) but it’s a staple in seemingly EVERY porno flick.
Typically the guy ejaculates over their partners face/boobs/bum and then proceeds to tap the head of their penis against them as though trying to tease the last remnants of cum out of the thing in a manner not entirely dissimilar to patting on the rear end of a sauce bottle and usually whilst exclaiming, ‘Oh shit.’ (for reasons best known only to themselves).
Anyway, my question good folks:
Do any of you enjoy doing this/enjoy being on the receiving (bell)end or else is this merely yet another porn cliche?
Bonus question: Those spring like door stops; they’re funny aren’t they? |
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"I can’t really think of another description for this act (penile patting perhaps?) but it’s a staple in seemingly EVERY porno flick.
Typically the guy ejaculates over their partners face/boobs/bum and then proceeds to tap the head of their penis against them as though trying to tease the last remnants of cum out of the thing in a manner not entirely dissimilar to patting on the rear end of a sauce bottle and usually whilst exclaiming, ‘Oh shit.’ (for reasons best known only to themselves).
Anyway, my question good folks:
Do any of you enjoy doing this/enjoy being on the receiving (bell)end or else is this merely yet another porn cliche?
Bonus question: Those spring like door stops; they’re funny aren’t they? "
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"I can’t really think of another description for this act (penile patting perhaps?) but it’s a staple in seemingly EVERY porno flick.
Typically the guy ejaculates over their partners face/boobs/bum and then proceeds to tap the head of their penis against them as though trying to tease the last remnants of cum out of the thing in a manner not entirely dissimilar to patting on the rear end of a sauce bottle and usually whilst exclaiming, ‘Oh shit.’ (for reasons best known only to themselves).
Anyway, my question good folks:
Do any of you enjoy doing this/enjoy being on the receiving (bell)end or else is this merely yet another porn cliche?
Bonus question: Those spring like door stops; they’re funny aren’t they?
This is the single greatest post in the history of Fab "
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Forgive me for what I'm about to type.
I kind of like it. It's really hot, like if a man comes over my face or boobs and is doing that sexy growling/oh fuck thing as they're doing it. It's like they have to get every last drop of come on me because they need that full release and only I can give them that in that moment.
It's even hotter when they quickly take the condom off and wank over me, using their cock to hit my already very sensitive clit with every fluid hand movement up and down their shaft.
I think, rather sadly, that I may be an unoriginal cliché of a millennial who enjoys it. Oh well. |
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"Use your penis to play me like a glockenspiel "
I’m feeling suddenly musically inspired as though possessed by the spirit of the great JS Bach.
Prepare for my nob tapping rendition of his famous, Toccata and Fugue in D minor…. |
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"Forgive me for what I'm about to type.
I kind of like it. It's really hot, like if a man comes over my face or boobs and is doing that sexy growling/oh fuck thing as they're doing it. It's like they have to get every last drop of come on me because they need that full release and only I can give them that in that moment.
It's even hotter when they quickly take the condom off and wank over me, using their cock to hit my already very sensitive clit with every fluid hand movement up and down their shaft.
I think, rather sadly, that I may be an unoriginal cliché of a millennial who enjoys it. Oh well."
 Good Lord! And just like that, my loins do tingle yet again at your exquisite descriptive abilities Meli!  |
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"Use your penis to play me like a glockenspiel
I’m feeling suddenly musically inspired as though possessed by the spirit of the great JS Bach.
Prepare for my nob tapping rendition of his famous, Toccata and Fugue in D minor…. "
Lovely…. Can’t wait for the big finish  |
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"It's like how they shake their cock over a toilet after a piss.
So no, not for me.
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Did you know that there is an unwritten three shake rule to nob flapping at a urinal?
Any more shakes and ones neighbouring urinators will assume that you’re masturbating.
…which is considered poor etiquette indeed. |
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Nope just nope
Had it done ones to me and never again
Guy finished on my face then proceeded to slap his cock off my forehead a couple off times before zip up and doing a runner
Definitely wasn’t for me |
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I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.
I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.
Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.
However, feeling a deliciously hard cock being tapped against my clit absolutely drives me wild. Feeling a hard cock there in general is hot. Holding it in my hand while we kiss and I use it to make myself cum or grinding against it. Tracing it around me is also hot. The feeling of it throb and pulse against me makes me want it even more, it's erotic, sensual and not really porn like, well maybe some of it is a bit. Seeing the look on his face as I lose control is so sexy too. So Yes. All the yes from me.
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"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.
I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.
Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.
However, feeling a deliciously hard cock being tapped against my clit absolutely drives me wild. Feeling a hard cock there in general is hot. Holding it in my hand while we kiss and I use it to make myself cum or grinding against it. Tracing it around me is also hot. The feeling of it throb and pulse against me makes me want it even more, it's erotic, sensual and not really porn like, well maybe some of it is a bit. Seeing the look on his face as I lose control is so sexy too. So Yes. All the yes from me.
Please though, can we give it a better name?! "
That’s tonight’s wank sorted |
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"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.
I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.
Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.
However, feeling a deliciously hard cock being tapped against my clit absolutely drives me wild. Feeling a hard cock there in general is hot. Holding it in my hand while we kiss and I use it to make myself cum or grinding against it. Tracing it around me is also hot. The feeling of it throb and pulse against me makes me want it even more, it's erotic, sensual and not really porn like, well maybe some of it is a bit. Seeing the look on his face as I lose control is so sexy too. So Yes. All the yes from me.
Please though, can we give it a better name?! "
Cockenspieling? Sausage slapping? Willy whacking? |
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"Nope just nope
Had it done ones to me and never again
Guy finished on my face then proceeded to slap his cock off my forehead a couple off times before zip up and doing a runner
Definitely wasn’t for me "
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"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.
I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.
Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.
However, feeling a deliciously hard cock being tapped against my clit absolutely drives me wild. Feeling a hard cock there in general is hot. Holding it in my hand while we kiss and I use it to make myself cum or grinding against it. Tracing it around me is also hot. The feeling of it throb and pulse against me makes me want it even more, it's erotic, sensual and not really porn like, well maybe some of it is a bit. Seeing the look on his face as I lose control is so sexy too. So Yes. All the yes from me.
Please though, can we give it a better name?! "
Good Lord again! That description is beautiful! |
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"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.
I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.
Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.
However, feeling a deliciously hard cock being tapped against my clit absolutely drives me wild. Feeling a hard cock there in general is hot. Holding it in my hand while we kiss and I use it to make myself cum or grinding against it. Tracing it around me is also hot. The feeling of it throb and pulse against me makes me want it even more, it's erotic, sensual and not really porn like, well maybe some of it is a bit. Seeing the look on his face as I lose control is so sexy too. So Yes. All the yes from me.
Please though, can we give it a better name?!
That’s tonight’s wank sorted "
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"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.
I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.
Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.
However, feeling a deliciously hard cock being tapped against my clit absolutely drives me wild. Feeling a hard cock there in general is hot. Holding it in my hand while we kiss and I use it to make myself cum or grinding against it. Tracing it around me is also hot. The feeling of it throb and pulse against me makes me want it even more, it's erotic, sensual and not really porn like, well maybe some of it is a bit. Seeing the look on his face as I lose control is so sexy too. So Yes. All the yes from me.
Please though, can we give it a better name?!
Cockenspieling? Sausage slapping? Willy whacking? "
For my big finish as you requested, I will now sausage slap the all cannon firing, grand finale to Tchaikovsky‘s majestic, 1812 Overture.
It will be grand (and a bit messy)  |
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"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.
I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.
Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.
However, feeling a deliciously hard cock being tapped against my clit absolutely drives me wild. Feeling a hard cock there in general is hot. Holding it in my hand while we kiss and I use it to make myself cum or grinding against it. Tracing it around me is also hot. The feeling of it throb and pulse against me makes me want it even more, it's erotic, sensual and not really porn like, well maybe some of it is a bit. Seeing the look on his face as I lose control is so sexy too. So Yes. All the yes from me.
Please though, can we give it a better name?!
Cockenspieling? Sausage slapping? Willy whacking?
For my big finish as you requested, I will now sausage slap the all cannon firing, grand finale to Tchaikovsky‘s majestic, 1812 Overture.
It will be grand (and a bit messy) "
Just how I like it! Take it away sausage maestro please |
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over a year ago
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"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.
I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.
Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.
However, feeling a deliciously hard cock being tapped against my clit absolutely drives me wild. Feeling a hard cock there in general is hot. Holding it in my hand while we kiss and I use it to make myself cum or grinding against it. Tracing it around me is also hot. The feeling of it throb and pulse against me makes me want it even more, it's erotic, sensual and not really porn like, well maybe some of it is a bit. Seeing the look on his face as I lose control is so sexy too. So Yes. All the yes from me.
Please though, can we give it a better name?!
Cockenspieling? Sausage slapping? Willy whacking?
For my big finish as you requested, I will now sausage slap the all cannon firing, grand finale to Tchaikovsky‘s majestic, 1812 Overture.
It will be grand (and a bit messy)
Just how I like it! Take it away sausage maestro please "
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This is the best observational post I've seen on here
I don't think I've ever done to be honest but I'll do it next time post the results on how it's received  |
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The Mr doesn't "tap it" but if he's giving me a facial I do like to take it all so I will take it and rub the last little remaining bits over my face.
Not sure that's the same thing, it's been a long time since I've seen a bloke in porn.
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"Nope just nope
Had it done ones to me and never again
Guy finished on my face then proceeded to slap his cock off my forehead a couple off times before zip up and doing a runner
Definitely wasn’t for me
Natalie - welcome back "
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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I've never had this done to me, and I don't really watch a lot of porn tbh so I've never seen it done, but I am imagining a man tapping my nose with his cock like someone tapping a dogs nose with a rolled up newspaper after its peed on the carpet?! If that happened I would probably bite the tip off  but as I said I don't watch a lot of porn so I'm probably getting it completely wrong. |
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Bloody typo. Mortal shame. I’m gonna do this again.
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I’m not going to dignify the original notion of porn-inspired whacking of a knob against any particular part of a woman, but the *other* thing that MsWyld described so deliciously?
There’s a male perspective on that, I think. And it’s about the feeling of pressing and sliding my cock around her lips and her clit. The wetness, the slipperiness, the heat … and yes, hold my cock so that I can guide and direct it. Rub the tip across her clit. Lift it away and drop it back down. Almost (I know, I know, awful word for it but bear with me) tapping or bouncing my stiff dick against her clit. Exploiting the sensitivity. Enjoying how very hard I am and how that feels against her most sensitive skin. Then sliding it back downwards and back inside of her.
It’s just a thing to do, isn’t it? A break from fucking and a moment or two of a different feeling. A way to take a minute out and focus on a different feeling. Then get back into it. Renewed and reinvigorated and horned up. |
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"Nope just nope
Had it done ones to me and never again
Guy finished on my face then proceeded to slap his cock off my forehead a couple off times before zip up and doing a runner
Definitely wasn’t for me "
This made me chuckle sorry  |
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I think Ive watched a lot of porn too, I recognise this move. Also when they squeeze the foreskin like a used tootpaste tube to extract every last bit of cum |
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I love it…my ex used to tap it on my clit before he put it in and it was great
I also love giving a titjob; used to constantly ask my ex if I could do it, and of course he always agreed, especially because I always licked the tip as I did it hahaha |
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