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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?  "
I'm unsure of how to read your comments sometimes? A pussycat but fuck off if my claws come out vibe I get sometimes  |
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?
I'm unsure of how to read your comments sometimes? A pussycat but fuck off if my claws come out vibe I get sometimes "
I wouldn't reference myself as a pussycat   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?
I'm unsure of how to read your comments sometimes? A pussycat but fuck off if my claws come out vibe I get sometimes
I wouldn't reference myself as a pussycat "
Tiger?  |
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?
I'm unsure of how to read your comments sometimes? A pussycat but fuck off if my claws come out vibe I get sometimes
I wouldn't reference myself as a pussycat
Tiger? "
Isn't that just a big pussy? |
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"Please marry me  
Although this is the most romantic proposal since I held a ring on my penis with a rubber band, I'm going to have to refrain as 1 marriage was enough for me "
I am admittedly highly sad that we won’t be walking down the aisle together 
I will therefore console myself by masturbating vigorously over pictures of nineteenth century bathing costumes…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know you well enough to comment to be fair, but you have a nice penis. 
I always imagine you to have a scrap book of fab penis"
Nah that's effort .... |
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"I mean, I think you've done a decent job at man united over the years, but you did let in some howlers last season.
So I'd say it's time for you to move on and someone else in nets next season. "
Nobody knows I'm him, shhh |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
You're amazing. All I've ever wanted in a man. Except that you just don't desperately lust after me.
So our love can never be 
(I do know you love me really ) |
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"Please marry me
Although this is the most romantic proposal since I held a ring on my penis with a rubber band, I'm going to have to refrain as 1 marriage was enough for me
I am admittedly highly sad that we won’t be walking down the aisle together
I will therefore console myself by masturbating vigorously over pictures of nineteenth century bathing costumes… "
I'm sorry to hear of your recent sadness due to my non acceptance of your hand in marriage, please accept my sincere apologies and the bucket of coal I'm sending you to provide you warmth this coming winter.
Also it's not even Sunday and that sounds like a Sunday thing to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?
I'm unsure of how to read your comments sometimes? A pussycat but fuck off if my claws come out vibe I get sometimes
I wouldn't reference myself as a pussycat
Tiger?
Isn't that just a big pussy? "
Exhibit A
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?
Not really "
You don't have cloudy vision or it is cloudy? I need clarity in your answer or I won't sleep tonight |
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? "
I like you because I had shitty day
And you forcing me to get into bed with you thread cheer me up . |
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"You're amazing. All I've ever wanted in a man. Except that you just don't desperately lust after me.
So our love can never be
(I do know you love me really )"
Well that's sweet of you to say
You do have a man that lusts after you though Posh already
I do love you, not as my forever after though |
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?
I'm unsure of how to read your comments sometimes? A pussycat but fuck off if my claws come out vibe I get sometimes
I wouldn't reference myself as a pussycat
Tiger?
Isn't that just a big pussy?
Exhibit A
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"Nah total bellend. Would fuck a woman with you but only so I could look into your eyes and channel the rage into my thrusts
My new wank fantasy.
Thanks Brucey  "
This is a completely serious post and you've made it all smutty |
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? "
My vision is clear enough to have spotted a winkie shaped bulge under those jeans, so you’re not relationship material for me I’m afraid, old sausage. But I think you’re a cracking bloke and would definitely invite you to afternoon tea on the lawn. Maybe croquet as well if you don’t steal the affections of that tidy little housemaid that has been yanking me off in the stables. |
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?
I like you because I had shitty day
And you forcing me to get into bed with you thread cheer me up ."
Sorry to hear you had a shitty day buddy but glad I could give you something nice to go to bed with |
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?
My vision is clear enough to have spotted a winkie shaped bulge under those jeans, so you’re not relationship material for me I’m afraid, old sausage. But I think you’re a cracking bloke and would definitely invite you to afternoon tea on the lawn. Maybe croquet as well if you don’t steal the affections of that tidy little housemaid that has been yanking me off in the stables."
A afternoon of tea and croquet sounds quite exquisite, I can't promise not to dissappear with the maid but I do promise I won't steal her away completely |
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"Just wanna see this is the most attention seeking thread of all time and apparently I'M the king of that FFS! Damn it Piss!
Timing is key, also I do it once in a blue moon and you do it 24/7 "
It's not even the most attention seeking thread of the last hour.
J |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah you're not too bad. I mean minus a couple of points for the neediness but hey, we're all human. xoxo
I haven't had sex for a few months, neediness has to creep in at some point "
Fuck. That's an awfully long time.
Well, I'll add a point in a pity vote kind of way. You can be okay now, rather than not too bad. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour
All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad
You're Batman to Brucey's Robin."
Ok now this has really pissed me off!
I'm off this crock of shite! |
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"Just wanna see this is the most attention seeking thread of all time and apparently I'M the king of that FFS! Damn it Piss!
Timing is key, also I do it once in a blue moon and you do it 24/7
It's not even the most attention seeking thread of the last hour.
J"
I think if it more a fact thread, like a did you know type of thing |
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"Yeah you're not too bad. I mean minus a couple of points for the neediness but hey, we're all human. xoxo
I haven't had sex for a few months, neediness has to creep in at some point
Fuck. That's an awfully long time.
Well, I'll add a point in a pity vote kind of way. You can be okay now, rather than not too bad."
Yes it really it
I'll take the extra points and the okayness bestowed upon me |
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.
Well that's a relief I think
The bar is quite low
Fab limbo always crops up
We probably raise it a bit between us "
Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed |
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"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour
All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad
You're Batman to Brucey's Robin.
Ok now this has really pissed me off!
I'm off this crock of shite! "
Please keep a eye on the sky |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour
All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad
You're Batman to Brucey's Robin.
Ok now this has really pissed me off!
I'm off this crock of shite! "
The sexy Robin in Titans on Netflix. *she says, backtracking* |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.
Well that's a relief I think
The bar is quite low
Fab limbo always crops up
We probably raise it a bit between us
Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed "
Would he listen anyway
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour
All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad
You're Batman to Brucey's Robin.
Ok now this has really pissed me off!
I'm off this crock of shite!
The sexy Robin in Titans on Netflix. *she says, backtracking*"
I'm off to check out sexy Robin on Netflix. |
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.
Well that's a relief I think
The bar is quite low
Fab limbo always crops up
We probably raise it a bit between us
Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed
Would he listen anyway
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I don't know, it's hard to say |
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? "
Don’t really know you but tats seem cool sadly your slippers are a bit suspect …… |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated 
Did I upset you in some way?
Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic??
It's a towel
Pfft - may as well be fully dressed
I can't always be naked "
Uhh why not??  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour
All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad
You're Batman to Brucey's Robin.
Ok now this has really pissed me off!
I'm off this crock of shite!
The sexy Robin in Titans on Netflix. *she says, backtracking*
I'm off to check out sexy Robin on Netflix."
The original Robin, not the new annoying one similar to the one in Teen Titans.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.
Well that's a relief I think
The bar is quite low
Fab limbo always crops up
We probably raise it a bit between us
Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed
Would he listen anyway
I don't know, it's hard to say"
You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen.
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?
Don’t really know you but tats seem cool sadly your slippers are a bit suspect ……"
But people like my slippers |
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"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated
Did I upset you in some way?
Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic??
It's a towel
Pfft - may as well be fully dressed
I can't always be naked
Uhh why not?? "
I'd be in jail |
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"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated
Did I upset you in some way?
Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic??
It's a towel
Pfft - may as well be fully dressed
I can't always be naked
Uhh why not??
I'd be in jail "
But you’d definitely be naked there…. |
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.
Well that's a relief I think
The bar is quite low
Fab limbo always crops up
We probably raise it a bit between us
Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed
Would he listen anyway
I don't know, it's hard to say
You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen.
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I can do that, don't shout at him though |
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"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated
Did I upset you in some way?
Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic??
It's a towel
Pfft - may as well be fully dressed
I can't always be naked
Uhh why not??
I'd be in jail
But you’d definitely be naked there…."
I'd get myself in trouble so I got put on my own so my peach was safe  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.
Well that's a relief I think
The bar is quite low
Fab limbo always crops up
We probably raise it a bit between us
Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed
Would he listen anyway
I don't know, it's hard to say
You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen.
I can do that, don't shout at him though "
I'll whisper into his ear, with my boobs resting on his chest.
I think he'll listen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meh.
You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing.
It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it "
I like when you sniff my butthole. |
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.
Well that's a relief I think
The bar is quite low
Fab limbo always crops up
We probably raise it a bit between us
Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed
Would he listen anyway
I don't know, it's hard to say
You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen.
I can do that, don't shout at him though
I'll whisper into his ear, with my boobs resting on his chest.
I think he'll listen. "
I reckon he will have no choice |
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"Meh.
You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing.
It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it
I like when you sniff my butthole."
Me too, it's a very likable butthole |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.
Well that's a relief I think
The bar is quite low
Fab limbo always crops up
We probably raise it a bit between us
Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed
Would he listen anyway
I don't know, it's hard to say
You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen.
I can do that, don't shout at him though
I'll whisper into his ear, with my boobs resting on his chest.
I think he'll listen.
I reckon he will have no choice "
I think he's the type of person who can zone out.
Like a husband. |
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.
Well that's a relief I think
The bar is quite low
Fab limbo always crops up
We probably raise it a bit between us
Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed
Would he listen anyway
I don't know, it's hard to say
You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen.
I can do that, don't shout at him though
I'll whisper into his ear, with my boobs resting on his chest.
I think he'll listen.
I reckon he will have no choice
I think he's the type of person who can zone out.
Like a husband. "
Like any male I'd say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meh.
You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing.
It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it
I like when you sniff my butthole.
Me too, it's a very likable butthole "
It ain't much but it's honest work. |
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"Meh.
You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing.
It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it
I like when you sniff my butthole.
Me too, it's a very likable butthole
It ain't much but it's honest work. "
It's never been a chore to me, more a hobby  |
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? "
I have to confess, I don’t know you well enough to express my love for you, but I love your photos so at least a start |
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?
I have to confess, I don’t know you well enough to express my love for you, but I love your photos so at least a start "
Thank you |
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