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over a year ago
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"Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"
It works, I've used it many times. There's 50/50 chance of success with it as you'll either make her laugh or get slapped. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"
It works, I've used it many times. There's 50/50 chance of success with it as you'll either make her laugh or get slapped. "
You'd get a giggle from me with that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourites:
"Would you like to meet my wife?"
"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"
"I've just escaped from prison and haven't been alone with a woman in years." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"
It works, I've used it many times. There's 50/50 chance of success with it as you'll either make her laugh or get slapped.
You'd get a giggle from me with that!"
Yes, but would I get to rivet you to the bed with my rampant love rod?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My all time favourite line that's been used on me is:
"I'll put you in more positions than a rubix cube"
Have to say it worked on me purely cause it made me giggle so much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hand the object of your lust a dice and say, "Here, if you roll between 1 - 5 you get to go home with me."
She'll always reply, "What if I roll a 6?"
To which you answer, "You get another go!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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never had one used on me.. but my fave is
gent 'the names bond'
woman replies 'let me guess James Bond?'
gent replies 'Hell no lady, Unibond! Ive come to fill your crack in'
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"
It works, I've used it many times. There's 50/50 chance of success with it as you'll either make her laugh or get slapped.
You'd get a giggle from me with that!
Yes, but would I get to rivet you to the bed with my rampant love rod? "
Anytime wishy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"never had one used on me.. but my fave is
gent 'the names bond'
woman replies 'let me guess James Bond?'
gent replies 'Hell no lady, Unibond! Ive come to fill your crack in'
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I had that said to me donkeys years ago , unfortunately I replied with 'what Basildon Bond' he didn't find it funny but I did |
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"My favourites:
"Would you like to meet my wife?"
"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"
"I've just escaped from prison and haven't been alone with a woman in years.""
I wouldn't expect anything less from you ha ha love the chloroform joke |
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And Finally,,,,,,,,,,,
I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's your favourite?
Mine has to be the oh so romantic "you're like my little toe, I'm going to bang you on every bit of furniture in my house!"
Ruby thanks for this one
Mint!!! Xx"
I've had it 3 times from the same guy on here! Every time I've chucked! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My favourites:
"Would you like to meet my wife?"
"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"
"I've just escaped from prison and haven't been alone with a woman in years."
I wouldn't expect anything less from you ha ha love the chloroform joke "
 Evenin'! |
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Curl your little finger up and back out like you do with your index finger when you are visually telling somebody to come here. When said lady comes over say "If I can make you come with my little finger just imagine what I can do with the rest of my body". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Go up to a girl and say your eyelashes are fake.
She'll say "no there not".
You say they are, close your eyes then.
When she closes them give her a little kiss on the lips.  "
Make sure you're prepared to scuffle with a bouncer before you try this one. |
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"Go up to a girl and say your eyelashes are fake.
She'll say "no there not".
You say they are, close your eyes then.
When she closes them give her a little kiss on the lips.
Make sure you're prepared to scuffle with a bouncer before you try this one."
I like this one, sweet |
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