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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If Alexa answered all your fab related questions what would you ask her....
Answer the question from the poster above and then ask 'Alexa' another question for the next poster to answer.
Make up the answers, be witty and sarcastic. Or be factual. But don't be a dick to others on fab, play nice. No shaming of any kind, blah blah blah.
I'll start.
Alexa, who was the first person/s to join fab when it started?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alexa, who was the first person/s to join fab when it started?
“I’m afraid all I can tell you is that User is No Longer On Site.”
Alexa, why has my inbox turned yellow?"
It would appear someone left an ice lolly near by!
Alexa, what's the most discussed topic in the fora? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alexa, who was the first person/s to join fab when it started?
“I’m afraid all I can tell you is that User is No Longer On Site.”
Alexa, why has my inbox turned yellow?
It would appear someone left an ice lolly near by!
Alexa, what's the most discussed topic in the fora? "
The most discussed topic is the topic of most discussed topics
Alexa, what I’d the correct measuring device for fabsters? |
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"Alexa, who was the first person/s to join fab when it started?
“I’m afraid all I can tell you is that User is No Longer On Site.”
Alexa, why has my inbox turned yellow?
It would appear someone left an ice lolly near by!
Alexa, what's the most discussed topic in the fora?
The most discussed topic is the topic of most discussed topics
Alexa, what I’d the correct measuring device for fabsters?"
There are two main options:
1. A Sky Remote Control and
2. A can of Lynx
Brave souls may rarely compare against a Pringles Tube…
Now, ‘Alexa: Describe Munging to me?’ |
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"Alexa, who was the first person/s to join fab when it started?
“I’m afraid all I can tell you is that User is No Longer On Site.”
Alexa, why has my inbox turned yellow?
It would appear someone left an ice lolly near by!
Alexa, what's the most discussed topic in the fora?
The most discussed topic is the topic of most discussed topics
Alexa, what I’d the correct measuring device for fabsters?
There are two main options:
1. A Sky Remote Control and
2. A can of Lynx
Brave souls may rarely compare against a Pringles Tube…
Now, ‘Alexa: Describe Munging to me?’ "
Actually, I won’t put the next poster through the horror 
Instead: ‘Alexa: How does one go about Lampost pissing on Fab?’ |
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"Instead: ‘Alexa: How does one go about Lampost pissing on Fab?’ "
“You don’t actually need a lamp post to do that. Just piss against the woman of your choice.”
Alexa? Where did I leave my hotlist? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Alexa, who was the first person/s to join fab when it started?
“I’m afraid all I can tell you is that User is No Longer On Site.”
Alexa, why has my inbox turned yellow?
It would appear someone left an ice lolly near by!
Alexa, what's the most discussed topic in the fora?
The most discussed topic is the topic of most discussed topics
Alexa, what I’d the correct measuring device for fabsters?
There are two main options:
1. A Sky Remote Control and
2. A can of Lynx
Brave souls may rarely compare against a Pringles Tube…
Now, ‘Alexa: Describe Munging to me?’
Actually, I won’t put the next poster through the horror
Instead: ‘Alexa: How does one go about Lampost pissing on Fab?’ "
Such a pussy! ^ |
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"Alexa, who was the first person/s to join fab when it started?
“I’m afraid all I can tell you is that User is No Longer On Site.”
Alexa, why has my inbox turned yellow?
It would appear someone left an ice lolly near by!
Alexa, what's the most discussed topic in the fora?
The most discussed topic is the topic of most discussed topics
Alexa, what I’d the correct measuring device for fabsters?
There are two main options:
1. A Sky Remote Control and
2. A can of Lynx
Brave souls may rarely compare against a Pringles Tube…
Now, ‘Alexa: Describe Munging to me?’
Actually, I won’t put the next poster through the horror
Instead: ‘Alexa: How does one go about Lampost pissing on Fab?’
Such a pussy! ^"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Instead: ‘Alexa: How does one go about Lampost pissing on Fab?’
“You don’t actually need a lamp post to do that. Just piss against the woman of your choice.”
Alexa? Where did I leave my hotlist?"
Your hotlist was rejected by the moderators since it did not respect our equalities policy.
Alexa, why is Wonko? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alexa, why is Wonko?
In the words of René Descartes, ‘I think therefore I Wonko.’
Alexa, *where* is Wonko?"
Researchers are undecided on whether Wonko is a mythical creature or…. HE’S BEHIND YOU!!
Alexa, what’s the record number of unread fab messages? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Alexa, why is Wonko?
In the words of René Descartes, ‘I think therefore I Wonko.’
Alexa, *where* is Wonko?
Researchers are undecided on whether Wonko is a mythical creature or…. HE’S BEHIND YOU!!
Alexa, what’s the record number of unread fab messages?"
12. Any women who claim to have more are fibbing.
Alexa. Does anyone call their child Alexa anymore or would that be irritating when you're trying to shout at them to come downstairs for dinner and you keep replying?
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"I don't mind a bit of dinner muself, depends what you are cooking and if any good at it.
Alexa, why is there so much discussion about jafa cakes on fab? "
It’s a marketing exercise by the growers of Jaffa oranges. They create swingers accounts on fab because they know we get peckish after bang bang slidy pump pump. The sponge growers will take over once all the orange people are banned.
Alexa: From where does my dinkle borrow its blood when I get a stiffy? I mean, if that part of my body doesn’t need blood then why does it have blood in the first place? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Alexa: From where does my dinkle borrow its blood when I get a stiffy? I mean, if that part of my body doesn’t need blood then why does it have blood in the first place?"
The blood fills two tubes of spongy tissue in the penis, those tubes are provided by the ladies you sleep with who collect it once a month and store it til they see a gorgeous man.
Alexa, who generates the most threads, Brucie or Pickles? And in a cage fight which one would be bottom and which top? |
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