Well, logically after the boob musings, we can’t leave the the penis feeling left out, can we?
Penis owners: Do you enjoy having one?
Have you ever tried holding it aloft He Man style and shouting, ‘I have the poweeerrr!’?
Penis admirers: What do you like about them?
Any and all penile related input welcome in fact good folks  |
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Have you ever tried holding it aloft He Man style and shouting, ‘I have the poweeerrr!’? "
I tried this once, but it didn’t half hurt when my weighty bellend came scything back down to earth. And my cat Cringer was none too pleased, either. |
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I feel like the penis isn't the equivalent of boobs but I'll run with you OP.
It has its benefits. Sometimes I meet peculiar individuals who don't have one and are willing to make me sandwiches because they want mine.
I like sandwiches. |
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They're amazing!
When they're soft you can bend them into funny shapes and slap them on your belly or thigh. And then they get all hard and angry and spitty, and that's even more fun And that's without sex... that causes all of those exquisite sensations 
What's not to like? |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"I like when they are in me....that's about it as let's be honest, they aren't the prettiest of things to look at x"
Angry looking things all veins and throbbing 
In the right circumstances they can feel great.
I'm still not convinced they're isn't a place for the artistic cock pic |
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"I like when they are in me....that's about it as let's be honest, they aren't the prettiest of things to look at x"
They're not really intended to be looked at. They're more like an anatomical version of a landrover. They're built for a purpose and do it well.. as long they work. Much like said land rover some have problems with starting, maintaining momentum and leaks. |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"I like how it twitches when I whisper smut into his ear
Hold on a minute....penises have ears! Now I know where I'm going wrong
Mine has a central eye to. Reads books and everything…  "
I call mine cyclops |
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"I like when they are in me....that's about it as let's be honest, they aren't the prettiest of things to look at x
Well I'm sure there are some not so pretty Vaginas too ??? "
No-one said there wasn't but we aren't talking vaginas!  |
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"I like how it twitches when I whisper smut into his ear
Hold on a minute....penises have ears! Now I know where I'm going wrong
Mine has a central eye to. Reads books and everything… "
Wow now that is impressive |
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"I like when they are in me....that's about it as let's be honest, they aren't the prettiest of things to look at x
Mines quite handsome I've been told 
Looks just like all the others "
It has magical abilities!!! |
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Penis Wars: There is some confusion as regards to who presently holds the world record for the longest penis.
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera from Mexico has spent his entire adult life trying to elongate his member via hanging weights from it and has apparently stretched it to a whopping 18.9 inches(!!!)
However, closer inspection by doctors have determined that the vast majority of this colossal beast is in fact merely his overly stretched foreskin.
Especially keen also to dispel Roberto’s claims of a massive manhood is a certain Mr Jonah Falcon, who boasts a medically confirmed 13.5inch penis(!!!)
Whoa!  |
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I'm both an owner and admirer, so
Owner : Enjoy is probably too strong a word. Accept is closer. It's just something I have. Like ears. A nose. Fingernails. Etc.
Admirer : Very different emotion. Yes. Because from my ownership of my own, I have a good understanding of what feels nice for others, and I like making others feel nice things.
So I probably admire more, than I enjoy having, if that makes sense ? |
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Or that boing moment when I pull his pants down!
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