"Oh we should do a best conspiracy theory competition!
I'm going with the Bloop monster ate it.
Megaladon? Has anyone called Jason yet?
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That’ll be the third film, he’ll dive down (holding his breath) pull the out the bolts with his teeth and bring them (those in the sub) back up to the surface individually. All the while dodging massive sharks.
Hollywood I’m here all day (waits for a call) |
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"Oh we should do a best conspiracy theory competition!
I'm going with the Bloop monster ate it.
Megaladon? Has anyone called Jason yet?
A
That’ll be the third film, he’ll dive down (holding his breath) pull the out the bolts with his teeth and bring them (those in the sub) back up to the surface individually. All the while dodging massive sharks.
Hollywood I’m here all day (waits for a call) "
The Meg was so ridiculous wasn’t it?
I mean Jason Statham vs a giant shark? No blooming way!
On the other hand, had the mighty Chuck Norris have been cast as the lead I would have taken it more seriously.
The Meg would doubtless have to and would likely have seen fit to immediately and spontaneously evolve, grow legs and run off to hide somewhere deep in the Amazon Rainforest… |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"I also thought some careless Dom had lost his sub.
It's too early, and too hot to deal with conspiracy theories right now. "
"Where did I leave them? I'm always misplacing things"
It's like putting your glasses or keys down and then searching for them. |
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