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over a year ago
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Honestly, they are mesmerising.
If you get up, close and personal with testicles you can see the skin moving in a wave type motion ever so slightly. The more you stare the more it moves (like an optical illusion). I could look at them all day.
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"I think it is genuinely weird that we haven't evolved to ensure that something so important/sensitive is less vulnerable!"
Could always wear a box everywhere  |
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Did you know that a typical testicle weighs between 10 to 15 grams?
Also, to stop these highly sensitive orbs of wonderment clanging together, nature usually renders one heavier and hanging lower than the other.
How amazing is that, eh?
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"Did you know that a typical testicle weighs between 10 to 15 grams?
Also, to stop these highly sensitive orbs of wonderment clanging together, nature usually renders one heavier and hanging lower than the other.
How amazing is that, eh?
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That is definitely amazeballs! x  x |
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"Did you know that a typical testicle weighs between 10 to 15 grams?
Also, to stop these highly sensitive orbs of wonderment clanging together, nature usually renders one heavier and hanging lower than the other.
How amazing is that, eh?
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Absolutely balltastic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like how they expel my love juice when I'm turned on enough 
So glad I didnt have anything in my mouth when I read that!"
Did you want something in your mouth though?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What I see commonly done to balls in porn looks painful to me. I see people taking one to back of their throat, pulling it miles from it’s starting place, under the base of the cock. It like it’s on elastic |
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Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:
Zhao Zhenhua, a Chinese martial artist shocked the world when before an assembled and frankly amazed crowd of onlookers, he tied, lifted and swung a whopping 80kg(!!!) worth of bricks from his man danglers(!!!!!)
In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions 
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"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:
Zhao Zhenhua, a Chinese martial artist shocked the world when before an assembled and frankly amazed crowd of onlookers, he tied, lifted and swung a whopping 80kg(!!!) worth of bricks from his man danglers(!!!!!)
In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions
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So he did it till he came?  |
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"Honestly, they are mesmerising.
If you get up, close and personal with testicles you can see the skin moving in a wave type motion ever so slightly. The more you stare the more it moves (like an optical illusion). I could look at them all day.
F"
This! Give them a gentle stroke and watch them wriggle!
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"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:
Zhao Zhenhua, a Chinese martial artist shocked the world when before an assembled and frankly amazed crowd of onlookers, he tied, lifted and swung a whopping 80kg(!!!) worth of bricks from his man danglers(!!!!!)
In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions
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Were his man danglers dangling dubiously decumbent after this feat?! x |
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"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:
Zhao Zhenhua, a Chinese martial artist shocked the world when before an assembled and frankly amazed crowd of onlookers, he tied, lifted and swung a whopping 80kg(!!!) worth of bricks from his man danglers(!!!!!)
In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions
So he did it till he came? "
He likely came with the power of a 44. Magnum |
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"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:
Zhao Zhenhua, a Chinese martial artist shocked the world when before an assembled and frankly amazed crowd of onlookers, he tied, lifted and swung a whopping 80kg(!!!) worth of bricks from his man danglers(!!!!!)
In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions
Were his man danglers dangling dubiously decumbent after this feat?! x"
I heard that he has had to resort to walking around on stilts ever since, so as not to stand on them… |
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"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:
Zhao Zhenhua, a Chinese martial artist shocked the world when before an assembled and frankly amazed crowd of onlookers, he tied, lifted and swung a whopping 80kg(!!!) worth of bricks from his man danglers(!!!!!)
In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions
So he did it till he came?
He likely came with the power of a 44. Magnum "
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? |
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"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:
Zhao Zhenhua, a Chinese martial artist shocked the world when before an assembled and frankly amazed crowd of onlookers, he tied, lifted and swung a whopping 80kg(!!!) worth of bricks from his man danglers(!!!!!)
In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions
Were his man danglers dangling dubiously decumbent after this feat?! x
I heard that he has had to resort to walking around on stilts ever since, so as not to stand on them… "
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"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:
Zhao Zhenhua, a Chinese martial artist shocked the world when before an assembled and frankly amazed crowd of onlookers, he tied, lifted and swung a whopping 80kg(!!!) worth of bricks from his man danglers(!!!!!)
In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions
So he did it till he came?
He likely came with the power of a 44. Magnum
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"
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"I like to squeeze them till they pop.
I don't believe you'd put that much effort into something "
I put lots of effort into the things that give me pleasure. |
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"I like to squeeze them till they pop.
I don't believe you'd put that much effort into something
I put lots of effort into the things that give me pleasure. "
So that means you'd feel like you climbed mount everest after being around me then |
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Its all the keen little sperms jostling about in there that makes them move Im sure. Like when you're pregnant and see a foot stick out of your belly. There's life in them balls. |
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Do your balls hang low
Can you swing them to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Do you get a funny feeling
When they're hanging from the ceiling
Oh, you'll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low |
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One summer a friend of a friend was sitting in a net type hammock chair thing in the garden that hung from a tree. Nobody told him his balls had fallen out the leg of his shorts and through one of the holes in the hammock chair, almost touching the ground, swaying like a pendulum as he swung on the chair. |
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"One summer a friend of a friend was sitting in a net type hammock chair thing in the garden that hung from a tree. Nobody told him his balls had fallen out the leg of his shorts and through one of the holes in the hammock chair, almost touching the ground, swaying like a pendulum as he swung on the chair. "
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"Do they float in the bath???"
A good question indeed Sparkle
Apparently, some men report a natural buoyancy whilst others report them sinking beneath the waves.
The penis is similarly either a floater or else a sinker depending upon a number of variables.
I think…. |
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"Do they float in the bath???
A good question indeed Sparkle
Apparently, some men report a natural buoyancy whilst others report them sinking beneath the waves.
The penis is similarly either a floater or else a sinker depending upon a number of variables.
I think…. "
This is a forum question I must ask as now I'm curious |
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"They’re kind of interesting, right?
Discuss 
Until you've accidently sat on them "
Gonad Related Celeb gossip time: Apparently, actor Nick Nolte opted for a scrotum tuck some years ago as in his own words, ‘I kept sitting on my balls.’ |
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over a year ago
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"They’re kind of interesting, right?
Discuss
Until you've accidently sat on them
Gonad Related Celeb gossip time: Apparently, actor Nick Nolte opted for a scrotum tuck some years ago as in his own words, ‘I kept sitting on my balls.’ "
Trust me when it happens you've never moved so fast |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"They’re kind of interesting, right?
Discuss
Until you've accidently sat on them "
Ah thank you, I only ventured onto this thread to ask if you can accidently sit on them, and you've already answered my question! |
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"I think it is genuinely weird that we haven't evolved to ensure that something so important/sensitive is less vulnerable!"
They have to be a certain temperature hence them raising up to the body on cold days and lower in warm.
Love the balls that don't have a tight sack and look like to eggs next to each other.
There was a young man called Dave Sprocket
Who went up to space in a rocket
The rocket went bang
His balls went clang
And his knob landed up in his pocket
There was a young man from Gosham
Who took out his balls to wash em
His wife said Jack
If you don't put em back
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