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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Just oodles of butter.

J

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple  over a year ago

Debauchery

Butter and marmite.

Jam.

Sausage pattie, egg and bacon.

Nom nom nom

Cherry x

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By *saucyHPCouple  over a year ago

conwy

Crumpets that are bathed in butter and honey. Yummy!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Lashings of butter and cheese

Tinder x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just oodles of butter.

J"

1 of the 3 was tbf

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By *he Silver FuxMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Clotted cream and Golden syrup..

Thunder and Lightning!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping? "

Lashings of proper butter and marmite

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Butter and marmite.

Jam.

Sausage pattie, egg and bacon.

Nom nom nom

Cherry x "

Sausage Egg and Bacon on 1 Crumpet ??

I'm impressed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Crumpets that are bathed in butter and honey. Yummy!

"

Oooh that's an option cool

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I haven't had crumpets in ages I may have to get some tomorrow.

Mrs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lashings of butter and cheese

Tinder x"

I had a DairyLea slice on one

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Marmite

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Clotted cream and Golden syrup..

Thunder and Lightning!"

Very Very frightening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So what's your favourite Crumpet topping? "

Proper butter, vegemite, and shaved vintage cheddar

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

Lashings of proper butter and marmite "

Oh dear you said Marmite

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I haven't had crumpets in ages I may have to get some tomorrow.

Mrs "

My pleasure

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Marmite "

Nooooooooo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

Proper butter, vegemite, and shaved vintage cheddar "

Vegemite and Cheese

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By *9problemsMan  over a year ago

Winchester


"Butter and marmite.

Jam.

Sausage pattie, egg and bacon.

Nom nom nom

Cherry x "

Yes butter and marmite all the way!

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By *ent in BlackMan  over a year ago

Silsden


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping? "

I make two, one dripping with so much butter I’m likely to have a cardiac, the other butter and jam.

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

On Holibobs

A bin bag....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

I make two, one dripping with so much butter I’m likely to have a cardiac, the other butter and jam."

I had 3 different toppings because I'm weird

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By *imandher3525Couple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Nutella everytime!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A bin bag...."

Not even Beans

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nutella everytime! "

Good answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lurpack Butter only

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Butter is the only option!!!

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

got to be butter,,

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lurpack Butter only "

Some of us aren't that rich Boo

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By *obby3264Man  over a year ago

Cambridge

Crumpets used to be called pikletts when I was a kid and before Warburtons took over the bread market. Im from North East.

Real butter with salt

Or cheese

Or butter and jam

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Butter is the only option!!!"

I'll refrain from any spread jokes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Crumpets used to be called pikletts when I was a kid and before Warburtons took over the bread market. Im from North East.

Real butter with salt

Or cheese

Or butter and jam "

Butter and Jam absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lurpak, Peperoni and melted red Leicester cheese. Thank me later

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lurpak, Peperoni and melted red Leicester cheese. Thank me later "

Does sound scrummy tbf

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman  over a year ago

Schitts Creek

I’ve not had crumpets in ages either, but brought some last night and had them for breakfast this morning, smothered in butter as they should be!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Garlic butter spread upon it, then cheese melted on top.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Butter is the only option!!!

I'll refrain from any spread jokes "

Disappointed

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

On Holibobs


"A bin bag....

Not even Beans "

I'm not a fan of crumpets

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By *karussin22Man  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Lashings of butter and cheese

Tinder x"

Seconding this!!! Good strong cheddar and salted butter!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’ve not had crumpets in ages either, but brought some last night and had them for breakfast this morning, smothered in butter as they should be! "

See I'm Psychic me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Garlic butter spread upon it, then cheese melted on top. "

Now that sounds lush

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Butter is the only option!!!

I'll refrain from any spread jokes

Disappointed "

I'm a Gentleman you know this

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A bin bag....

Not even Beans

I'm not a fan of crumpets "

You're a weirdo

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

On Holibobs


"A bin bag....

Not even Beans

I'm not a fan of crumpets

You're a weirdo "

You know it

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Lashings of butter on mine please Grumpy.

I want to feel that greasy goodness running down my throat

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago

Butter please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haven’t used the word yonks in yonks! Love it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A bin bag....

Not even Beans

I'm not a fan of crumpets

You're a weirdo

You know it "

Best way to be

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lashings of butter on mine please Grumpy.

I want to feel that greasy goodness running down my throat "

Why am I aroused

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Butter please "

You can have any topping you want

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Haven’t used the word yonks in yonks! Love it "

My pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love these dripping in butter

Nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lurpack Butter only

Some of us aren't that rich Boo "

Sounds like a "you" problem

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Love these dripping in butter

Nikki x "

It does seem this is the most popular option so far

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By *e renard de la campagneMan  over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Love these dripping in butter

Nikki x "

Absolutely xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lurpack Butter only

Some of us aren't that rich Boo

Sounds like a "you" problem "

* Middle Finger Emoji *

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I might just have to get myself a packet when I next go shopping now

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Finedon ,

Marmite

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I might just have to get myself a packet when I next go shopping now

"

Glad I could help

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Marmite"

Noooooooo

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter.

Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Butter is the only option!!!

I'll refrain from any spread jokes

Disappointed

I'm a Gentleman you know this "

That doesn't mean boring

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter.

Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps. "

I'll take the lashings please

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

Ok, I'll say it. I've never had a crumpet. The holes put me off.

But I might brave it...

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By *he Silver FuxMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Clotted cream and Golden syrup..

Thunder and Lightning!

Very Very frightening "

It is for your arteries

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

Salted Welsh butter, marmite and a slice of vintage cheddar.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter.

Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps. "

Ooh Err Nero

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Crumpets that are bathed in butter and honey. Yummy!

"

This was the winning entry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter.

Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps.

I'll take the lashings please "

Utter Filth you

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

Lashings of proper butter and marmite

Oh dear you said Marmite "

Well Bovril is also available, and you can make a drink out of it and dunk your crumpets in it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ok, I'll say it. I've never had a crumpet. The holes put me off.

But I might brave it..."

WTAF

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Salted Welsh butter, marmite and a slice of vintage cheddar."

You said Marmite

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Crumpets that are bathed in butter and honey. Yummy!

This was the winning entry "

Was good but I wouldn't go that far

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

Lashings of proper butter and marmite

Oh dear you said Marmite

Well Bovril is also available, and you can make a drink out of it and dunk your crumpets in it"

That's actually worse

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter.

Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps.

I'll take the lashings please

Utter Filth you "

I'll have you know I'm clean out of the shower

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Crumpets that are bathed in butter and honey. Yummy!

This was the winning entry

Was good but I wouldn't go that far "

Well we're not mentioning custard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Butter and taramasalata

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping? "

Cheese , butter and yeast extract

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter.

Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps.

I'll take the lashings please

Utter Filth you

I'll have you know I'm clean out of the shower "

Ffs Tease

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Crumpets that are bathed in butter and honey. Yummy!

This was the winning entry

Was good but I wouldn't go that far

Well we're not mentioning custard "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Butter and taramasalata "

Not Cheese?? Are you ill

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

Cheese , butter and yeast extract "

So Marmite then

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By *inkytoggerMan  over a year ago

Tarporley


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping? "

Butter and jam!

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By *pen2UMan  over a year ago

Telford

A pile of butter thickly spread across the whole of the crumpet.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

Cheese , butter and yeast extract

So Marmite then "

Or vegimite

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Just butter usually but my daughter introduced me to chocolate spread on crumpets ~ highly recommended!

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By *omtom7Man  over a year ago

Tralee

What the fucks a crumpet?

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Ok, I'll say it. I've never had a crumpet. The holes put me off.

But I might brave it..."

You are aware that you are the thinking woman's Crumpet? Sex.·*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

Butter and jam!"

Top option tbf

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A pile of butter thickly spread across the whole of the crumpet."

Does seem this is winning so far

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

Cheese , butter and yeast extract

So Marmite then

Or vegimite "

Isn't that an Aussie thing haha

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter.

Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps.

Ooh Err Nero "

FFS!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"What the fucks a crumpet?"

Ask the vicar round for tea on Sunday afternoon, I'm sure he'll tell you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just butter usually but my daughter introduced me to chocolate spread on crumpets ~ highly recommended!"

Agree with her

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What the fucks a crumpet?"

Seriously??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ok, I'll say it. I've never had a crumpet. The holes put me off.

But I might brave it...

You are aware that you are the thinking woman's Crumpet? Sex.·*"

Trust you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter.

Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps.

Ooh Err Nero

FFS! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chocolate spread mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

Cheese , butter and yeast extract

So Marmite then "

No, yeast extract from asda. I think it tastes better than marmite

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By *omtom7Man  over a year ago

Tralee


"What the fucks a crumpet?

Seriously?? "

Actually yes

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Butter and marmalade.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Chocolate spread mmmmm"

Good choice

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

Cheese , butter and yeast extract

So Marmite then

No, yeast extract from asda. I think it tastes better than marmite "

I have no words Sprout

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What the fucks a crumpet?

Seriously??

Actually yes "

A Pikelet then yes ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Butter and marmalade."

Are you Paddington

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

Cheese , butter and yeast extract

So Marmite then

No, yeast extract from asda. I think it tastes better than marmite

I have no words Sprout "

Good, keep it that way

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay

I wonder if Petit Pois will fit into the holes in the crumpets

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?

Cheese , butter and yeast extract

So Marmite then

No, yeast extract from asda. I think it tastes better than marmite

I have no words Sprout

Good, keep it that way "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Another delicious variety is lashings of butter and biscoff spread yummy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Butter and taramasalata

Not Cheese?? Are you ill "

Nah, not a fan of warm cheese. It’s either cold or melted, none of this half arsed shit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Another delicious variety is lashings of butter and biscoff spread yummy "

You'll have to do this for me then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Butter and taramasalata

Not Cheese?? Are you ill

Nah, not a fan of warm cheese. It’s either cold or melted, none of this half arsed shit "

* Noted *

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter.

Weirdos

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Loads of butter on Warburtons Giant Crumpets

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter.

Weirdos

"

It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Loads of butter on Warburtons Giant Crumpets "

My favourite Crumpet..

I mean Crumpets

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By *r.SJMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough


"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter.

Weirdos

It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf "

Has to be though (that and marmite)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter.

Weirdos"

Butter is to crumpets what sauce is to pizza. The better the butter the better enhanced the other toppings

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By *amantha_JadeWoman  over a year ago

Crumpets twice toasted, Lurpak butter and a sprinkle of sea salt.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Loads of butter on Warburtons Giant Crumpets

My favourite Crumpet..

I mean Crumpets "

Oh I would say you were right the first time. Mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just oodles of butter.

J"

Yep, just how I like them.

The same goes for toast, doorstep toast especially.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter.

Weirdos

It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf

Has to be though (that and marmite)"

You had to say that word didn't you

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By *uckmonkeyMan  over a year ago

devon


"Crumpets twice toasted, Lurpak butter and a sprinkle of sea salt. "

Indeed but can’t afford lurpak and salt is already the butter apart from that the same

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Butter and Philadelphia, yummy!!

Mrs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter.

Weirdos

Butter is to crumpets what sauce is to pizza. The better the butter the better enhanced the other toppings "

It is winning so far

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By *929Man  over a year ago

bedlington

Normally make sure in toaster long enough to get bottom crispy then put a massive bit of salted butter (proper butter in the block) on and let it melt in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Crumpets twice toasted, Lurpak butter and a sprinkle of sea salt. "

Perfect

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Loads of butter on Warburtons Giant Crumpets

My favourite Crumpet..

I mean Crumpets

Oh I would say you were right the first time. Mwah xx "

Obvs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Butter and golden syrup or peanutbutter and raspberry jam

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Caviar on Crumpets for you Grumps.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Butter and golden syrup or peanutbutter and raspberry jam "

Finally someone has said Peanut Butter

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Caviar on Crumpets for you Grumps. "

I'm more Aldi Spread and 50p Jam myself dear Nero

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By *r.SJMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough

Has anyone mentioned toasting them on an open fire?

(Same still applies regard the oodles of butter)

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By *amantha_JadeWoman  over a year ago


"Crumpets twice toasted, Lurpak butter and a sprinkle of sea salt.

Indeed but can’t afford lurpak and salt is already the butter apart from that the same "

I like it extra salty

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By *amantha_JadeWoman  over a year ago


"Crumpets twice toasted, Lurpak butter and a sprinkle of sea salt.

Perfect "

The best way

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Has anyone mentioned toasting them on an open fire?

(Same still applies regard the oodles of butter)"

That's a bit Posh for Wellingborough innit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Crumpets twice toasted, Lurpak butter and a sprinkle of sea salt.

Indeed but can’t afford lurpak and salt is already the butter apart from that the same

I like it extra salty "

So wrong but yet right

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By *r.SJMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Has anyone mentioned toasting them on an open fire?

(Same still applies regard the oodles of butter)

That's a bit Posh for Wellingborough innit "

Posh or not and as much as I've a sense of adventure... open fires in the humble abode that is my flat, may not be my wisest move

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Has anyone mentioned toasting them on an open fire?

(Same still applies regard the oodles of butter)

That's a bit Posh for Wellingborough innit

Posh or not and as much as I've a sense of adventure... open fires in the humble abode that is my flat, may not be my wisest move "

Need to move here then

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter.

Weirdos

It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf

Has to be though (that and marmite)"

Yes ! A fellow marmite fan lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter.

Weirdos

It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf

Has to be though (that and marmite)

Yes ! A fellow marmite fan lol"

You're all Wrong Uns

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter.

Weirdos

It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf

Has to be though (that and marmite)

Yes ! A fellow marmite fan lol

You're all Wrong Uns "

Nope lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter.

Weirdos

It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf

Has to be though (that and marmite)

Yes ! A fellow marmite fan lol

You're all Wrong Uns

Nope lol"

Next you'll say you like Olives

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By *r.SJMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough


"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter.

Weirdos

It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf

Has to be though (that and marmite)

Yes ! A fellow marmite fan lol

You're all Wrong Uns

Nope lol"

Exactly

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By *ohndom2023Man  over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich


"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately..

So what's your favourite Crumpet topping? "

Butter now i don't want to be difficult or contentious but anything else is unacceptable and will be sent back wth the servant sent packing.

BUTTER

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By *eeman1Man  over a year ago

Liverpool

Gotta have 3 at a time.

One with butter, one with butter and marmite and one with golden syrup.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hot and naked apart from melted butter

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By *obby3264Man  over a year ago

Cambridge

You call them piglets too?

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By *obby3264Man  over a year ago

Cambridge

Auto correct pikklets too?

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By *reeneggsandsamMan  over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Can I say strong cheddar cheese or will I be keel hauled?

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