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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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...since I've dated, but FUCK I feel old having seen this! 
Borrowed from t'internet (yes, a lad bible article).
"Another day another dating pitfall to watch out and this time it’s something you may be guilty of without even realising you're doing anything wrong.
In recent years, we’ve seen the rise of numerous dating trends, such as ghosting, beige flags, getting zombied, being phubbed and even the wonderfully named ‘frog-ization’.
And now you can add ‘micro-cheating’ to your relationship lexicon, too."
I've never heard of any of them aside from ghosting. So if, like me, you haven't either please feel free to give some bullshit definition of any of them.
Ta muchly.
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Yeah hmmmm no me neither
I heard a convo on beige flags on the radio last week. I think I've forgotten, but sense it was something like unworthy sackable flags. Like leaving your pants on the floor.
I wonder if zombied is when they turn up but don't talk  |
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"Yeah hmmmm no me neither
I heard a convo on beige flags on the radio last week. I think I've forgotten, but sense it was something like unworthy sackable flags. Like leaving your pants on the floor.
I wonder if zombied is when they turn up but don't talk "
Some of your picks just turned me into a zombie- wow!! |
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"Being Phubbed…..it’s when someone assures you they’ve lubed their nob whilst behind you but shoves it up the old fart pipe completely dry. (Possibly….) 
Haaaaa 
I've been phubbed too  "
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Micro-cheating is as old as the hills!
'Ye have heard that it was said by them of
old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh
on a woman to lust after her hath committed
adultery with her already in his heart.'
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"Micro-cheating is as old as the hills!
'Ye have heard that it was said by them of
old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh
on a woman to lust after her hath committed
adultery with her already in his heart.'"
Now swipeth right, ye auld hound. |
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Ghosting: Isn’t this when you are penetrating a partner from behind and pull out whilst a previously hidden mate sneakily enters in your place?
You then walk in front of your partner and wave to them creating the somewhat shocking illusion that they are either witnessing a ghost sighting or else your doppelgänger….?
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"Micro-cheating is as old as the hills!
'Ye have heard that it was said by them of
old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh
on a woman to lust after her hath committed
adultery with her already in his heart.'
Now swipeth right, ye auld hound."
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"...since I've dated, but FUCK I feel old having seen this!
Borrowed from t'internet (yes, a lad bible article).
"Another day another dating pitfall to watch out and this time it’s something you may be guilty of without even realising you're doing anything wrong.
In recent years, we’ve seen the rise of numerous dating trends, such as ghosting, beige flags, getting zombied, being phubbed and even the wonderfully named ‘frog-ization’.
And now you can add ‘micro-cheating’ to your relationship lexicon, too."
I've never heard of any of them aside from ghosting. So if, like me, you haven't either please feel free to give some bullshit definition of any of them.
Ta muchly.
A"
Was the article in English? Or dog-speak?
I’m confused but I don’t date so… |
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Someone started a thread about beige flags. I think it means boring.
Micro cheating is when you heat the tea your wife made you in someone else's microwave. Frog-isation is when someone reveals on a third date that their middle name is Kermit.
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"Someone started a thread about beige flags. I think it means boring.
Micro cheating is when you heat the tea your wife made you in someone else's microwave. Frog-isation is when someone reveals on a third date that their middle name is Kermit.
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Phew!!
I was worried 'frog-isation' was someone trying to turn you French!!
We didn't vote for brexit for that!  
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got lost somewhere around the time when seeing someone and being in a relationship became different things"
Had that discussion with my grandson recently. According to him if you're seeing someone it's ok to see others as well but if you're in a relationship it's cheating. Didn't stop a girl he was seeing dumping him when she found out he was seeing somebody else. |
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