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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am currently sat here wearing one of them mobile ecg things
If that doesn't make ur fanny flutter, very little will "
Oh I hate those things!!
Hope you’re okay my dude |
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"I am currently sat here wearing one of them mobile ecg things
If that doesn't make ur fanny flutter, very little will "
I think you mean a mobile egg. Ladies use them up their foofs and control them using a mobile. They’re not texting, ya know…. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"I am currently sat here wearing one of them mobile ecg things
If that doesn't make ur fanny flutter, very little will "
Hope you’re ok Bussy. Well, as well as you can be with an ecg on you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am the music man.
Do you come from far away?
Sadly so.
But I can play.
You can play?!
I play the fool."
Foolfoolfoolfoolfool foolfool foolfoolfool foolfoolfool… |
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"Some of us are more complicated than you might think, but expressing it is frowned upon.
Please express it to me, Adam "
Only thing im expressing to you is the missile from my love truncheon. And its aimed at your heart.. well tits but sort of heart region!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I own just over 1000 books
Which is your favourite?
Hitch hickers guide to the galaxy, think it was the book that gave me the love of reading. "
Ohhh nice choice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am a chiller and boiler engineer
Ooooo fancy
Sounds fancier than it is, but I spend a lot of time travelling the country "
Oh that must be exciting! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck you I was just scrolling up this thread thinking it was mine like ‘fuck where have these replies come from’ "
You need the boobs to get replies pickles. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck you I was just scrolling up this thread thinking it was mine like ‘fuck where have these replies come from’
You need the boobs to get replies pickles. "
It’s true. If we meet we can take a photo of you holding my tits Pickle. For the clout! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3 days ago I became single….
Are you okay?
I’m alright actually as it’s been heading that way for a long time but something seems like it’s missing…."
The second toothbrush in the bathroom? |
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"3 days ago I became single….
Are you okay?
I’m alright actually as it’s been heading that way for a long time but something seems like it’s missing….
The second toothbrush in the bathroom?"
Someone telling me what to do….. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3 days ago I became single….
Are you okay?
I’m alright actually as it’s been heading that way for a long time but something seems like it’s missing….
The second toothbrush in the bathroom?
Someone telling me what to do….."
Oh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I own just over 1000 books
Over 1200 dvds
Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts
Which is your favourite?
Being behind you in your profile picture "
Oh my |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m probably the only man is Scotland who loves basketball
No, my brother in law does. Or claims to
I’m pretty sure you enjoy playing with balls too"
Not really |
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"I own just over 1000 books
Over 1200 dvds
Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts
Which is your favourite?
Being behind you in your profile picture
Oh my "
And while my tongue is a strong muscle, my thumb is double jointed and my Willy is always ready to finish the job. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I own just over 1000 books
Over 1200 dvds
Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts
Which is your favourite?
Being behind you in your profile picture
Oh my
And while my tongue is a strong muscle, my thumb is double jointed and my Willy is always ready to finish the job. "
Ooo my husband has double jointed fingers! |
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"I own just over 1000 books
Over 1200 dvds
Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts
Which is your favourite?
Being behind you in your profile picture
Oh my
And while my tongue is a strong muscle, my thumb is double jointed and my Willy is always ready to finish the job.
Ooo my husband has double jointed fingers!"
Then you know what’s coming… knees trembling when we do it right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anything
Just tell me something about yourself
I have 3 cats
What’s their names?
Kevin, Bella and Hope
I love Kevin the most
Me too. He's a little shit though "
That’s the best kinda cat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can make a water drop sound by flicking my cheek
Pls film it and send it to me
Filmed and uploading
My dude
And sent "
Genuinely the best thing I’ve ever received in my inbox |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i had a heart attack at the age of 32
Oh no! How is your health now?
so much better now, had a major lifestyle change and do everything possible to keep the ticker healthy "
Aw I’m glad to hear it! |
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