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I’ll tell you what I’m shit at on Fab ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.
Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*
What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.
Spill here. See it as some sort of support group 
(* no, I won’t) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.
Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*
What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.
Spill here. See it as some sort of support group
(* no, I won’t) "
Grammar is one? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.
Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*
What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.
Spill here. See it as some sort of support group
(* no, I won’t)
Grammar is one?"
Very True! It’s there as number 34 on my list. But that’s the least of Fab-related worries! I’m a sexual basket case!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.
Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*
What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.
Spill here. See it as some sort of support group
(* no, I won’t)
Grammar is one?
Very True! It’s there as number 34 on my list. But that’s the least of Fab-related worries! I’m a sexual basket case! "
If fab causes you the lightest worry then it’s just not worth it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can’t flirt
Have the sex appeal of a donkey
Can’t kiss (I’m a shite kisser)
Can’t do dirty talk
Incredibly fussy
Desperate for attention
Throw myself at anyone on the forums who’s willing to give me half a glance
I fancy men I shouldn’t
I also fancy men I should
But usually the men I shouldn’t |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.
Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*
What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.
Spill here. See it as some sort of support group
(* no, I won’t)
Grammar is one?
Very True! It’s there as number 34 on my list. But that’s the least of Fab-related worries! I’m a sexual basket case!
If fab causes you the lightest worry then it’s just not worth it!"
 Wise words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t flirt
Have the sex appeal of a donkey
Can’t kiss (I’m a shite kisser)
Can’t do dirty talk
Incredibly fussy
Desperate for attention
Throw myself at anyone on the forums who’s willing to give me half a glance
I fancy men I shouldn’t
I also fancy men I should
But usually the men I shouldn’t "
Can you cook? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t flirt
Have the sex appeal of a donkey
Can’t kiss (I’m a shite kisser)
Can’t do dirty talk
Incredibly fussy
Desperate for attention
Throw myself at anyone on the forums who’s willing to give me half a glance
I fancy men I shouldn’t
I also fancy men I should
But usually the men I shouldn’t
Can you cook?"
Nope. My husband does all the cooking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t flirt
Have the sex appeal of a donkey
Can’t kiss (I’m a shite kisser)
Can’t do dirty talk
Incredibly fussy
Desperate for attention
Throw myself at anyone on the forums who’s willing to give me half a glance
I fancy men I shouldn’t
I also fancy men I should
But usually the men I shouldn’t
Can you cook?
Nope. My husband does all the cooking "
I see, I think? |
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I think 9 times out of ten it's probably not you that's the issue. There's a shit load of pretentious,self serving rude individuals on here bud that don't give a toss about anyone's else's feelings but themselves. |
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I've added mud to my repertoire of dirty talk lately. So I think I've got that one covered.
The rest I am pretty shit at.
Oh I've got the flirting down.
Look at me when you suck my cock you whore 
I think that one may be a touch subtle for some though? I want to make sure my sensuality get expressed. It's a fine balance. Constructive criticism is always appreciated. |
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I’m shit at not rolling my eyes at obvious look at me threads, hidden behind a feint veil of advice - I don’t actually want any advice, I just want you to tell me I’m hot
I’m also shit at pretending I fancy someone - I’m all in 100% or I don’t fancy you - some people can fake like people…not me 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone! I’m Steve.
I’m really shit at reading when someone is interested in me (or not). 
What’s your name again?
Esteban
I bet that’s your name only at the weekends  "
And some weekday evenings  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm crap at dirty talk too.. Maybe we need a 'Ted talk dirty to me'
Ok. I’m happy to deliver. "
Ok, that can be your fab challenge tomorrow... 'Ted talk dirty to me'
Put it in your diary |
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Dirty talk here too, I don't like it, it does nothing for me.
Flirting, I can never tell if anyone's trying to flirt and flirting myself is just awkward.
Finding people to meet, online is so difficult it can be easy to click with people online and then not in reality & vice versa.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. ….
What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you ….
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I’ve been pondering this all night. And I’ve drawn a blank.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. ….
What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you ….
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I’ve been pondering this all night. And I’ve drawn a blank.
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Maybe it's because you do not know the OP and so you cannot begin to guess what he might be shit at.
I have given it five minutes thought and I have not come up with anything, but I do not know him either. However, I have not been kept awake at night pondering what he is shit at.
Probably time to stop pondering. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. ….
What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you ….
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I’ve been pondering this all night. And I’ve drawn a blank.
Maybe it's because you do not know the OP and so you cannot begin to guess what he might be shit at.
I have given it five minutes thought and I have not come up with anything, but I do not know him either. However, I have not been kept awake at night pondering what he is shit at.
Probably time to stop pondering."
I think you might be overthinking this. |
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".. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.
Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*
What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.
Spill here. See it as some sort of support group
(* no, I won’t) "
Same really I’m much better at the sexy talk and flirting in person |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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I'm totally pants at sending a second, third, fourth... message when my original message does receive a response or when I get a "no thank you" in reply; I've just never been able to do it. I know, a real Fab-failure! |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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".. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.
Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*
What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.
Spill here. See it as some sort of support group
(* no, I won’t)
Same really I’m much better at the sexy talk and flirting in person "
It's easier in person, like by a power of 1000 |
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"Spotting when someone is flirting with me.
They could have a badge with flashing lights that says I WANT YOU on it, and I’d be like “Hey, nice badge”  "
Now that’s me to a t….I really feel your pain.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Truthfully. I am Shit at creating a profile page that attracts the type of people I think I’d get along with. Photos do nothing. The text does nothing.
I’m also shit at sending a first message that would get a reply.
Just a couple of things I’ve come to realise over my time here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maintaining conversations on here.
I tend to ignore my inbox so things get lost. I've possiblt upset people because of this very inadvertently.
Flirting.
I actually just assume it's people just being nice or having a bit of banter. I really need the more direct approach. (not cock pics or dirty talk though)
Meeting people.
In the past I was really rubbish at this. I'm making far more effort this time and it's definitely paying off.
Being brave.
My own insecurities tend to stop me doing things I'd actually quite like to. I'm trying harder with this though.
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