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So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know 
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
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"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
"You've missed put haggis and tattie scone... | |||
"Tattie scone Bacon Lorne sausage Normal sausage Toast Beans Scrambled egg Fried egg with a runny yolk" AND SOME FUCKING HAGGIS | |||
"Tattie scone Bacon Lorne sausage Normal sausage Toast Beans Scrambled egg Fried egg with a runny yolk" I don't know what a Tattie Scone is oops  .. I'm guessing it's a potatoey thing ??  | |||
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"You've definitely missed something off the list Grumpy "I'll have you first obvs | |||
"Tattie scone Bacon Lorne sausage Normal sausage Toast Beans Scrambled egg Fried egg with a runny yolk I don't know what a Tattie Scone is oops .. I'm guessing it's a potatoey thing ?? "Bloody lovely is what it is lol | |||
"Boring choice but I’ll take giant heap of bacon and 4 slices of heavily buttered toast " Noubt wrong with that at all dude  | |||
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"Tattie scone Bacon Lorne sausage Normal sausage Toast Beans Scrambled egg Fried egg with a runny yolk I don't know what a Tattie Scone is oops .. I'm guessing it's a potatoey thing ?? "Potato scone!!!! Aw man it’s brilliant. Beautiful yet simple. Fucking amazing. Nothing better than a scrambled egg, lorne and tattie scone roll which is lathered in butter | |||
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"1 2 3 4 7 11 "I so need to cook you breakfast one day | |||
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"Tattie scone Bacon Lorne sausage Normal sausage Toast Beans Scrambled egg Fried egg with a runny yolk AND SOME FUCKING HAGGIS" My apologies yes | |||
"1 2 3 4 7 11 "This is the exact brekkie I’m having | |||
"Tattie scone Bacon Lorne sausage Normal sausage Toast Beans Scrambled egg Fried egg with a runny yolk AND SOME FUCKING HAGGIS My apologies yes "Hope you’re taking notes for when I stay over | |||
"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15 Tattie scone and haggis Brown sauce " My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies | |||
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"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15 Tattie scone and haggis Brown sauce My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies "Fucking racist dude | |||
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"X3 bacon x2 sausage baked beans x2 hash browns mushrooms. X1 piece of fried bread. X 2 toast x1 fried egg. Some scrambled egg. Them little bits of potato. Cuppa tea and an orange juice. I say this when I haven't had a fry up for well over a year. " Tis cool it's a divisise topic haha | |||
"Tattie scone Bacon Lorne sausage Normal sausage Toast Beans Scrambled egg Fried egg with a runny yolk I don't know what a Tattie Scone is oops .. I'm guessing it's a potatoey thing ??
Bloody lovely is what it is lol"Well you cook it for me one day then | |||
"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15 Tattie scone and haggis Brown sauce My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies
Fucking racist dude"And some irn bru to wash it down | |||
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"Tattie scone Bacon Lorne sausage Normal sausage Toast Beans Scrambled egg Fried egg with a runny yolk AND SOME FUCKING HAGGIS My apologies yes
Hope you’re taking notes for when I stay over"I've added it to my Samsung notes section so I can't forget | |||
"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15 Tattie scone and haggis Brown sauce My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies
Fucking racist dude
And some irn bru to wash it down "That’s not even an option in my house, seeing as all my husband drinks is irn bru and all I drink is water. So you’re either having water or irn bru | |||
"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15 Tattie scone and haggis Brown sauce My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies
Fucking racist dude
And some irn bru to wash it down
That’s not even an option in my house, seeing as all my husband drinks is irn bru and all I drink is water. So you’re either having water or irn bru "You cooking? | |||
"We need some plantain and some fried dumplings in there" My housemate fries Plantain and they are lovely tbf  | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
"1 2 4 8 11 12 13 fried in butter. 14 15 fried with runny yolk. | |||
"Tattie scone Bacon Lorne sausage Normal sausage Toast Beans Scrambled egg Fried egg with a runny yolk I don't know what a Tattie Scone is oops .. I'm guessing it's a potatoey thing ??
Potato scone!!!!
Aw man it’s brilliant. Beautiful yet simple. Fucking amazing. Nothing better than a scrambled egg, lorne and tattie scone roll which is lathered in butter"Are you cooking or me | |||
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"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15 Tattie scone and haggis Brown sauce My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies
Fucking racist dude" | |||
"For me: 1. Sausage 2. Bacon 3. Liver 4. Fried Eggs 5. Fried bread 6. Fried tomatoes Phwoar! "Liver ??  | |||
"You left out banana! "You'll be adding museli next | |||
"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15 Tattie scone and haggis Brown sauce My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies
Fucking racist dude
And some irn bru to wash it down
That’s not even an option in my house, seeing as all my husband drinks is irn bru and all I drink is water. So you’re either having water or irn bru
You cooking? "I don’t cook | |||
"This is a most wonderful thread, oh Grumpmeister. My choices would be: 1.... Bacon 2.... Sausage 5.... Coffee 6.... Orange Juice 10... Bubble & Squeak 11... Beans 13... Mushrooms 14... Fried Bread 15... Fried Egg 69... Bloody Mary, hold the celery! This is the alternative match-making thread. I like. Very much. A lot, in fact. "I should have thought of this being the ultimate matchmaking thread haha | |||
"You left out banana! "Wtf?! Aye he did, for a good reason! | |||
"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15 Tattie scone and haggis Brown sauce My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies
Fucking racist dude
And some irn bru to wash it down
That’s not even an option in my house, seeing as all my husband drinks is irn bru and all I drink is water. So you’re either having water or irn bru
You cooking?
I don’t cook "Oh well  | |||
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"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15 Tattie scone and haggis Brown sauce My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies
Fucking racist dude
And some irn bru to wash it down
That’s not even an option in my house, seeing as all my husband drinks is irn bru and all I drink is water. So you’re either having water or irn bru
You cooking?
I don’t cook
Oh well "My husband does though | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
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4
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11
12
13 fried in butter.
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15 fried with runny yolk."Damn almost perfect except for the Mushrooms | |||
"You left out banana!
You'll be adding museli next "Fried banana! I'm from Africa! It's essentiala | |||
" 2.... Sausage 3.... Toast 5.... Coffee 7.... Hash Browns 12... Tomatoes 13... Mushrooms 14... Fried Bread 15... Fried Egg Thankyou. " Again almost perfect apart from the Mushrooms | |||
"You left out banana! "Banana?? | |||
"Bacon Sausage Hash brown Chips Beans " Fuck yeah  | |||
" 2.... Sausage 3.... Toast 5.... Coffee 7.... Hash Browns 12... Tomatoes 13... Mushrooms 14... Fried Bread 15... Fried Egg Thankyou. Again almost perfect apart from the Mushrooms "Mushrooms are lush. | |||
"You left out banana!
Wtf?! Aye he did, for a good reason!"Dont you wtf me, young woman! Fried, caramelized banana goes beautifully with a fried breakfast. It also goes well with bacon and a ton of garlic on pizza. | |||
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" 2.... Sausage 3.... Toast 5.... Coffee 7.... Hash Browns 12... Tomatoes 13... Mushrooms 14... Fried Bread 15... Fried Egg Thankyou. Again almost perfect apart from the Mushrooms
Mushrooms are lush. "Tbf I do seem to be in a minority that doesn't like them | |||
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"You've definitely missed something off the list Grumpy
I'll have you first obvs "Such a gentleman | |||
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"I witnessed a friend consuming waffles with bananas and bacon on it covered in maple syrup....so maybe bananas should be in the list " Fabulous!! | |||
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"I witnessed a friend consuming waffles with bananas and bacon on it covered in maple syrup....so maybe bananas should be in the list Fabulous!! "Banana and Bacon panini. | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
7.... Hash Browns
9.... Black Pudding
11... Beans
13... Mushrooms
15... Scrambled Egg
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"I witnessed a friend consuming waffles with bananas and bacon on it covered in maple syrup....so maybe bananas should be in the list " Tbf I'd give that a go | |||
"You've definitely missed something off the list Grumpy
I'll have you first obvs
Such a gentleman "Always | |||
"My perfect fry is a fried egg, beans, grilled tomatoes, fried bread, sausages, black pudding, white pudding, crispy smoked bacon, hash brown, buttered soft white bread. And a cup of tea or orange juice depending on how I'm feeling. Fuck I'm staaaarving now. I love a fry. One of my fave meals. "Oooh so close | |||
"Square sausage, 2 bacon crispy fat none of that rubbery nonsense, potato bread, beans, hash brown and a slice of buttered toast with a bottle of water or smooth OJ Forgot the poached egg, runny yolk " Water for Breakfast Spurs  | |||
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"M.I.A. - tatty bread, soda bread, pancake, white pudding, red pudding, hog pudding, fruit pudding, haggis, boxty, square sausage, fried/grilled tomatoes, poached eggs, veggy roll (ironically meaty.), Laverbread, potato waffles, I'm sure there's loads more. " What's Boxty lol ?? | |||
"6 hashbrowns 2 more hashbrowns. " Can't argue with this tbf | |||
"Is this an all day breakfast? 2 Sausages. 2 Bacon. 1 Fried egg. 26 hash browns. Beans. 1/2 Grilled tomato. 1?Plum tomato from a tin. A few Fried mushrooms. Slice of Black pudding. 1 slice of white toasted bread. "26 Hash Browns haha .. Agreed | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
7.... Hash Browns
9.... Black Pudding
11... Beans
13... Mushrooms
15... Scrambled Egg
That should do it "Haha good work Jennie | |||
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"2 poached eggs, rindless bacon, fresh grilled tomatoes, boiled mushrooms, Cumberland sausage, baked beans. 2 slices of brown bread with just a thin smear of butter on the side. Nice cup of strong tea. Followed by 2 more slice's of toast we nice strong marmalade on top. " Again, apart from the Mushrooms bit , perfect | |||
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"M.I.A. - tatty bread, soda bread, pancake, white pudding, red pudding, hog pudding, fruit pudding, haggis, boxty, square sausage, fried/grilled tomatoes, poached eggs, veggy roll (ironically meaty.), Laverbread, potato waffles, I'm sure there's loads more. What's Boxty lol ?? "Traditional Irish potato pancake, there are many recipes but all contain finely grated, raw potatoes and all are served fried. | |||
"The only changes I'd make are no tea, no chips and add potato scones" I so need to try these Potato Scone thingies | |||
"Everything but 5, 8 10 and 11 please "No Beans ?? | |||
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"M.I.A. - tatty bread, soda bread, pancake, white pudding, red pudding, hog pudding, fruit pudding, haggis, boxty, square sausage, fried/grilled tomatoes, poached eggs, veggy roll (ironically meaty.), Laverbread, potato waffles, I'm sure there's loads more. What's Boxty lol ??
Traditional Irish potato pancake, there are many recipes but all contain finely grated, raw potatoes and all are served fried."Oh I'd munch that tbf | |||
J x | |||
"Now haggis & tattie scone has been added the world is good
J x"Tattie Scone does sound very agreeable tbf | |||
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"Now haggis & tattie scone has been added the world is good
J x
Tattie Scone does sound very agreeable tbf "You can get them in supermarkets by the crumpets - potato scones. Lovely toasted & spread with real butter | |||
"Now haggis & tattie scone has been added the world is good
J x
Tattie Scone does sound very agreeable tbf
You can get them in supermarkets by the crumpets - potato scones. Lovely toasted & spread with real butter"Toasted under the grill with a little butter on it to make it golden toasty then butterd again once they're cooked | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
"That’s what I’m having. | |||
"Potato croquettes or potato waffles "Waffles yes but Croquettes | |||
"Bacon, sausage, fried egg, tomato, garlic mushrooms, hash brown, beans, toast, coffee. " Again almost except for the Mushroom bit | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
That’s what I’m having. "Again, Mushrooms are just wrong but we all like different things | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
"All of that double everything. Cooked by someone else | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
"Never underestimate the business potential of fat, lazy vegetarians like me; get some Meat Free Richmonds and some This Isn't Bacon in the freezer, and I'd help you pay off your mortgage. | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
All of that double everything. Cooked by someone else "I best get shopping then hey | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
All of that double everything. Cooked by someone else
I best get shopping then hey "Yes please. I’ve never had breakfast in bed  | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
Never underestimate the business potential of fat, lazy vegetarians like me; get some Meat Free Richmonds and some This Isn't Bacon in the freezer, and I'd help you pay off your mortgage. "Well my rent needs paying in a couple of weeks | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
All of that double everything. Cooked by someone else
I best get shopping then hey
Yes please. I’ve never had breakfast in bed "What ?? This needs rectifying then | |||
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"Sausages Toast Hash Brown Beans Chips Thin Steak Pancake with Maple Syrup Apple Juice " Steak for Breakfast?? Savage | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
All of that double everything. Cooked by someone else
I best get shopping then hey
Yes please. I’ve never had breakfast in bed
What ?? This needs rectifying then "It does. I’ve never even been brought a cup of tea in bed. This is why I’m now single. They were all twats | |||
"Sausages Toast Hash Brown Beans Chips Thin Steak Pancake with Maple Syrup Apple Juice Steak for Breakfast?? Savage "It's a "thing" in many places | |||
"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
All of that double everything. Cooked by someone else
I best get shopping then hey
Yes please. I’ve never had breakfast in bed
What ?? This needs rectifying then
It does. I’ve never even been brought a cup of tea in bed. This is why I’m now single. They were all twats "Wtf really?? Right I'm sorting this shit out right now | |||
"Sausages Toast Hash Brown Beans Chips Thin Steak Pancake with Maple Syrup Apple Juice Steak for Breakfast?? Savage
It's a "thing" in many places "At least you didn't say Mushrooms I suppose | |||
"Sausages Toast Hash Brown Beans Chips Thin Steak Pancake with Maple Syrup Apple Juice Steak for Breakfast?? Savage
It's a "thing" in many places "+ 2 eggs, optional hash brown and it's a good thing | |||
"Square sausage, 2 bacon crispy fat none of that rubbery nonsense, potato bread, beans, hash brown and a slice of buttered toast with a bottle of water or smooth OJ Forgot the poached egg, runny yolk Water for Breakfast Spurs "Oh eck yes, need to replenish those liquids lost. The brekkie takes care of the salts and carbs for kick starting the day | |||
"Square sausage, 2 bacon crispy fat none of that rubbery nonsense, potato bread, beans, hash brown and a slice of buttered toast with a bottle of water or smooth OJ Forgot the poached egg, runny yolk Water for Breakfast Spurs
Oh eck yes, need to replenish those liquids lost. The brekkie takes care of the salts and carbs for kick starting the day "This is clearly where I went wrong yesterday then | |||
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"Are the toms grilled or oven roasted or tinned please? " Hopefully nobody will say tinned | |||
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"Are the toms grilled or oven roasted or tinned please? Hopefully nobody will say tinned " Wtf, my toms are defo tinned! | |||
"Thank goodness Mïdnïght isn't on this thread. That wench would have asked for everything Vegan! "
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"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below .. After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..
So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know
1.... Bacon
2.... Sausage
3.... Toast
4.... Tea
5.... Coffee
6.... Orange Juice
7.... Hash Browns
8.... Chips
9.... Black Pudding
10... Bubble & Squeak
11... Beans
12... Tomatoes
13... Mushrooms
14... Fried Bread
15... Fried / Scrambled Egg
"Get rid of 9, 10 and 12 and then it’s perfect with brown or red sauce…. | |||
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no haggis, lorne or potato scone on that list so i am not even sure i could play | |||
"We need some plantain and some fried dumplings in there" Ohhh dumpling i forgot about that! | |||
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"Tattie scone Bacon Lorne sausage Normal sausage Toast Beans Scrambled egg Fried egg with a runny yolk" They're not part of an English fry though. | |||
