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over a year ago
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"Bog roll also; you pay for it then wipe your arse on it before flushing it down the pan(!!!)  "
This is why I’m tempted to use reusable. But I did two years of reusable nappies with my son, and I’m unsure if I wanna commit to reusable toilet roll just yet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Food. You take it in, shit it out and flush it away. Its with you less time than a good dose of herpes.
Booze. You drink to forget your night, and chuck it up on the floor."
Not if you eat sweetcorn. Just give your shit a wash and it’s good to go again! |
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"Bog roll also; you pay for it then wipe your arse on it before flushing it down the pan(!!!)
This is why I’m tempted to use reusable. But I did two years of reusable nappies with my son, and I’m unsure if I wanna commit to reusable toilet roll just yet "
There is always the backup option of using one’s socks I suppose….  |
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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago
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"Food. You take it in, shit it out and flush it away. Its with you less time than a good dose of herpes.
Booze. You drink to forget your night, and chuck it up on the floor.
Not if you eat sweetcorn. Just give your shit a wash and it’s good to go again!"
Sounds like an idea for OF. There is a market for everything out there afterall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bog roll also; you pay for it then wipe your arse on it before flushing it down the pan(!!!)
This is why I’m tempted to use reusable. But I did two years of reusable nappies with my son, and I’m unsure if I wanna commit to reusable toilet roll just yet "
I loved using real nappies with my children, they weren't called reusable then, just called nappies lol. I had the square nappies and folded them to suit the age and sex of the child. There really wasn't any other choice when my children were young. There was disposable nappies but they were far to expensive for me to buy. I loved seeing a row of clean, white nappies on the wash line 
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"Food. You take it in, shit it out and flush it away. Its with you less time than a good dose of herpes.
Booze. You drink to forget your night, and chuck it up on the floor."
If all goes well, your body extracts nutrients from the food and you excrete the bits you don’t need.
I drink for pleasure so haven’t had to chuck it up on the floor. You are the cause of waste, not the system. |
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"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough."
Tell that to the menopausal women suffering from vaginal dryness regardless of being turned on loads.
Never an issue personally but then I didn’t have any symptoms at all so all good but I know plenty of women who suffered terribly
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"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough."
Cool I’ll tell my doctor that my exceedingly tight vagina is actually because I don’t drink enough water, that’ll fix it |
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"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough.
Well that is factually incorrect!"
Absolutely! I had a guy try and go in dry on me once... he swiftly got told to behave lol |
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"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough.
Tell that to the menopausal women suffering from vaginal dryness regardless of being turned on loads.
Never an issue personally but then I didn’t have any symptoms at all so all good but I know plenty of women who suffered terribly
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I never had any menopausal symptoms either and still never any dryness quite opposite! I wonder if we are exceptions and not been through it?? Although not had a period for 24 years so must have! X |
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"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough.
Anal?
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*that wasn't an offer BTW.  "
Just eat a dodgy kebab the day before. That'll give you a moist enough bumhole... |
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"Bin bags.
You pay money to throw them away!
That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out "
How rude
What do you gain out of being so inconsiderate and disrespectful?
Trying to look cool? Does it make you feel good to put others down ? |
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"Bin bags.
You pay money to throw them away!
That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out
How rude
What do you gain out of being so inconsiderate and disrespectful?
Trying to look cool? Does it make you feel good to put others down ? "
You clearly missed the pun !!! It was a rubbish joke.. ie a joke about rubbish.... wind your neck in ffs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paid membership to fab
But ever since mine ran out I’ve been unable to view boobies in HD any more 
I’ll send you some 4K 3D boobies"
Ooh I had a good old squeeze on them! Thank you my lovely   |
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"Bin bags.
You pay money to throw them away!
That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out
How rude
What do you gain out of being so inconsiderate and disrespectful?
Trying to look cool? Does it make you feel good to put others down ?
You clearly missed the pun !!! It was a rubbish joke.. ie a joke about rubbish.... wind your neck in ffs lol"
Yes got it first time round. Chapeau to you |
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"Bin bags.
You pay money to throw them away!
That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out
How rude
What do you gain out of being so inconsiderate and disrespectful?
Trying to look cool? Does it make you feel good to put others down ?
You clearly missed the pun !!! It was a rubbish joke.. ie a joke about rubbish.... wind your neck in ffs lol
Yes got it first time round. Chapeau to you"
Lol I'm really hoping that means "hats off" .. my French is a little restyle lol |
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"Bin bags.
You pay money to throw them away!
That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out
How rude
What do you gain out of being so inconsiderate and disrespectful?
Trying to look cool? Does it make you feel good to put others down ?
You clearly missed the pun !!! It was a rubbish joke.. ie a joke about rubbish.... wind your neck in ffs lol
Yes got it first time round. Chapeau to you
Lol I'm really hoping that means "hats off" .. my French is a little restyle lol"
Mais oui, creme de la menthe. |
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"Bin bags.
You pay money to throw them away!
That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out
How rude
What do you gain out of being so inconsiderate and disrespectful?
Trying to look cool? Does it make you feel good to put others down ?
You clearly missed the pun !!! It was a rubbish joke.. ie a joke about rubbish.... wind your neck in ffs lol
Yes got it first time round. Chapeau to you
Lol I'm really hoping that means "hats off" .. my French is a little restyle lol
Mais oui, creme de la menthe."
Merci beaucoup |
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"Fags and booze.thankfully i do neither but i know people who complain they have no money yet smoke and drink."
Was with one of my sons last eve we popped to saunsburys and he said I'm just gonna get some cigs! I kid u not he got 9 packs of the 100s I think they were and it was £472! I said what a waste of money! He said I would only spend it on something else! I said yeah something better than cancer hopefully! x |
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"Fags and booze.thankfully i do neither but i know people who complain they have no money yet smoke and drink.
Was with one of my sons last eve we popped to saunsburys and he said I'm just gonna get some cigs! I kid u not he got 9 packs of the 100s I think they were and it was £472! I said what a waste of money! He said I would only spend it on something else! I said yeah something better than cancer hopefully! x"
Each to their own candy floss xx |
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"Fags and booze.thankfully i do neither but i know people who complain they have no money yet smoke and drink.
Was with one of my sons last eve we popped to saunsburys and he said I'm just gonna get some cigs! I kid u not he got 9 packs of the 100s I think they were and it was £472! I said what a waste of money! He said I would only spend it on something else! I said yeah something better than cancer hopefully! x
Each to their own candy floss xx"
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