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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you need help just ask. You don't need to question it like you're just curious what we all do when we know you'll be writing everything down and weighing it all up.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I generally assert that physical intimacy is about to commence, to prepare yourselves for intense eroticism and that I don't know where the world's saddest towel is, so we can use my t-shirt.
The dirty t-shirt I've worn that day obviously.
I'm not an animal, cost of living an that. |
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I run my hand along their collarbone, trace my nails up their neck towards their ear, lean in close, but stop a fraction of a millimeter short of letting our lips touch and hold that almost but not quite kiss for a moment, then I say the magic words.
Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"If you need help just ask. You don't need to question it like you're just curious what we all do when we know you'll be writing everything down and weighing it all up.
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I don't need to write it down it's being written down for me STUPID |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you need help just ask. You don't need to question it like you're just curious what we all do when we know you'll be writing everything down and weighing it all up.
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I don't need to write it down it's being written down for me STUPID"
I saw your pink fluffy notebook with a lock when I was dispensing the waterproof bedsheets last week.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I place my thigh between his legs and press myself up against his hard cock gently but firmly, while kissing him.
Always works.
Otherwise I'd get my tits out. |
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"I run my hand along their collarbone, trace my nails up their neck towards their ear, lean in close, but stop a fraction of a millimeter short of letting our lips touch and hold that almost but not quite kiss for a moment, then I say the magic words.
Please may I ch0ke on your cock now? "
Ah, Austen always puts it so well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I place my thigh between his legs and press myself up against his hard cock gently but firmly, while kissing him.
Always works.
Otherwise I'd get my tits out."
Works on women too! |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"If you need help just ask. You don't need to question it like you're just curious what we all do when we know you'll be writing everything down and weighing it all up.
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I don't need to write it down it's being written down for me STUPID
I saw your pink fluffy notebook with a lock when I was dispensing the waterproof bedsheets last week.
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Don't break into my house again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hands through the hair when your kissing is something I’ve done a few times. When I’ve done it it had instantly led to increase in intensity and then boom. The sex. |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"I've got no idea.
Is this where I'm going wrong?
I'd like to think it's some sort of come to bed look but I'm probably just crossing my eyes "
As long they get the message.
Maybe get business cards printed up, "bed, now'! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hands through the hair when your kissing is something I’ve done a few times. When I’ve done it it had instantly led to increase in intensity and then boom. The sex.
What if they dont have any  "
I’ve never been with anyone with no hair unfortunately but I guess in that case I’d do something different I imagine. Maybe I’ll just do a remix on their head? |
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"I run my hand along their collarbone, trace my nails up their neck towards their ear, lean in close, but stop a fraction of a millimeter short of letting our lips touch and hold that almost but not quite kiss for a moment, then I say the magic words.
Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?
Ah, Austen always puts it so well."
Shh. Don't be handing out my pen name to these reprobates  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You get closer, give them the look and go in for the kiss.
It's bizarre when you write something so...normal?  "
 I have my moments but anyway I like turtles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You get closer, give them the look and go in for the kiss.
It's bizarre when you write something so...normal?
I have my moments but anyway I like turtles."
Tortoise’s |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
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"I open my legs - point at my pubes and say in a breathy voice “this field ain’t going to plough itself - saddle up fella, saddle up” then I whinny and shout out “yee hawww”."
I genuinely hope this is true. |
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"I open my legs - point at my pubes and say in a breathy voice “this field ain’t going to plough itself - saddle up fella, saddle up” then I whinny and shout out “yee hawww”."
Caution: this suggestion may result in a raw hide. |
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"I run my hand along their collarbone, trace my nails up their neck towards their ear, lean in close, but stop a fraction of a millimeter short of letting our lips touch and hold that almost but not quite kiss for a moment, then I say the magic words.
Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?
Ah, Austen always puts it so well.
Shh. Don't be handing out my pen name to these reprobates "
I'm sorry. Literary groupies are the pits, I know. |
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"Eye contact, proximity.
Neck kiss from behind can be a we are leaving unless you want to fuck here signal.
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The Italians have a wonderfully subtle erotic gesture for just that purpose. A fingernail gently run down the palm of your lover's hand. Can be done in public, unnoticed except by your paramour, but always understood to mean 'Take me to bed or lose me forever.' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put my business socks on."
But remember, its a Wednesday too which is recycling night, which is also very important.
Business hours are over, baaaaaaby. And I am quite sleepy. |
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"Eye contact, proximity.
Neck kiss from behind can be a we are leaving unless you want to fuck here signal.
The Italians have a wonderfully subtle erotic gesture for just that purpose. A fingernail gently run down the palm of your lover's hand. Can be done in public, unnoticed except by your paramour, but always understood to mean 'Take me to bed or lose me forever.'"
Italians do have penchant for the subtle and fingernails do have a way of making a point in the right hands.
Also a habit of turning up at the door, with a Tiramisu, when your girlfriend is out, because they though you might get hungry. That was so considerate. |
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"Make it known to someone you're about to initiate sexy time. What's YOUR go to move/technique/strategy that you want it or are gonna give it?
Tell me you horny misfits!"
We send a handwritten invitation, written with a quill and hand delivered by our butler  |
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"Make it known to someone you're about to initiate sexy time. What's YOUR go to move/technique/strategy that you want it or are gonna give it?
Tell me you horny misfits!
We send a handwritten invitation, written with a quill and hand delivered by our butler "
Your butler seems to have gone AWOL.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put my business socks on.
Surely always First Class for you, Meli.
Oh you.
I've been inspired by one of my favourite songs."
I know what you're trying to say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently I have a look in my eyes (that my husband even noticed today through my sunglasses) and I do something with my lips that I wasn't even aware I do. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I put my business socks on.
Surely always First Class for you, Meli.
Oh you.
I've been inspired by one of my favourite songs.
I know what you're trying to say."
Oh of course you would. This has made me far too happy Esty. |
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"I put my business socks on.
Surely always First Class for you, Meli.
Oh you.
I've been inspired by one of my favourite songs.
I know what you're trying to say."
Is it 'I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die'? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put my business socks on.
Surely always First Class for you, Meli.
Oh you.
I've been inspired by one of my favourite songs.
I know what you're trying to say.
Is it 'I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die'?"
This is a Cashless thread. |
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"I put my business socks on.
Surely always First Class for you, Meli.
Oh you.
I've been inspired by one of my favourite songs.
I know what you're trying to say.
Is it 'I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die'?
This is a Cashless thread."
I knew I was walking a line. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make it known to someone you're about to initiate sexy time. What's YOUR go to move/technique/strategy that you want it or are gonna give it?
Tell me you horny misfits!"
Eye contact you can tell a lot from a persons eyes. Smile and facial expression. When a hug becomes tighter and you can feel everything then the hand starts to wander. Massage and slow sensual touches from thighs arms shoulders neck. When a woman rolls her eyes or plays her hair. The list goes on |
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….well, ok, I console myself with a wank then. 
