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Are you? Use this thread to tell everyone how good you are…. And include your ‘signature move!’ That will get whoever you’re with aching to meet you again and again!! Don’t be shy….
Im awesome at shagging and my signature move is staying awake during the entire 30 seconds…. I just know my inbox is gonna go nuts now… why do i do it?  |
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I sometimes think (seriousness alert) that the people who are really gifted at sex are those whose gift is based around getting an exceptional amount of joy out of it themselves. In my experience, people with that sort of gift are also gifted at, and delight in, spreading their joyfulness to others. |
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"I know that the most erogenous zone of a woman is her brain.
….her clitoris is located somewhere inside it to "
The clitoris is actually located in her shoes… thats why they’ve got so many… makes it more difficult for blokes… typical eh?  |
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"I like the sex. And my partners seem to like the sex with me.
My signature move is getting the whole thing down my throat like a sword swallower
Is ‘i love you - marry me!!’ A bit hasty?? "
A touch hasty perhaps.
At least sample the goods first before making a commitment  |
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"I like the sex. And my partners seem to like the sex with me.
My signature move is getting the whole thing down my throat like a sword swallower
Is ‘i love you - marry me!!’ A bit hasty??
A touch hasty perhaps.
At least sample the goods first before making a commitment "
Very wise!!! I’ll be in Carlisle in … im heeere!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not sure if you can call it a signature move or not before moments before I rub honey on my penis and get as many bees to sting it so it swells up massively
Marc"
Mine shrinks  |
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"I’m not sure if you can call it a signature move or not before moments before I rub honey on my penis and get as many bees to sting it so it swells up massively
Marc" hahaha Honey is very useful not just for porridge!  |
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"I know that the most erogenous zone of a woman is her brain.
….her clitoris is located somewhere inside it to
The clitoris is actually located in her shoes… thats why they’ve got so many… makes it more difficult for blokes… typical eh? "
I’ve also managed to locate the mythical Gräfenberg Spot; It was in Cardiff  |
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"I know that the most erogenous zone of a woman is her brain.
….her clitoris is located somewhere inside it to
The clitoris is actually located in her shoes… thats why they’ve got so many… makes it more difficult for blokes… typical eh?
I’ve also managed to locate the mythical Gräfenberg Spot; It was in Cardiff "
Yes its on a couple of those geolocation treasure hunt sites but every time i look someone has moved it!!  |
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"I know that the most erogenous zone of a woman is her brain.
….her clitoris is located somewhere inside it to
The clitoris is actually located in her shoes… thats why they’ve got so many… makes it more difficult for blokes… typical eh?
I’ve also managed to locate the mythical Gräfenberg Spot; It was in Cardiff "
Now it makes sense.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm absolutely bloody brilliant. I have orgasmed every time I've had sex, 100% hit rate!
My signature move is the "accidental" dick tip into a lady's bumhole area. The most electrifying move in sex entertainment history.  |
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I am great at eating pussy, so I have been told. Flicking my tongue from left to right instead of up and down usually has them cumming, even quicker with two fingers about 2 inches deep in her pussy moving back and fourth in a come here sort of gesture. Sometimes I just spread their legs wide apart and bury my face in it and turn into a savage. |
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"If sex was streetfighter 2 I'd be Guile whacking out the sonic booms and a well timed flashkick finisher.
When I bunked off school to go the arcade I only needed 20p to stay on all day."
Sounds like my career as a sex worker!!  |
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I may or may not have had a government imposed gagging order placed upon me about discussing my sexual prowess, for my own safety. Who knows?
As for my signature move, after thinking long and hard about it, I've come to the conclusion that it's not dying during sex, it's something I'd like to think appeals to the majority of people I sleep with.  |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Belfast |
My fuckadvisor rating is 3.1415927 out of 5 based on one coffee meet. I bought the pie.
My signature move is a deft ejaculation, step back to slip into my shoes and trousers (prepositioned for speedy exit like a firefighter), a wipe of the curtains across my cock and a backflip through the bedroom door singing Mr Blue Sky. |
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"My fuckadvisor rating is 3.1415927 out of 5 based on one coffee meet. I bought the pie.
My signature move is a deft ejaculation, step back to slip into my shoes and trousers (prepositioned for speedy exit like a firefighter), a wipe of the curtains across my cock and a backflip through the bedroom door singing Mr Blue Sky."
Making notes……firefighter…..flip…. Blue sky….. show off!!  |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
I’m a dancer I’ve got several moves - am I incredible at sex? - I think that’s highly dependent on who I’m having sex with, currently the connection I have with my partner makes for pretty mind blowing moments at other points in my life with different people I’ve felt like it’s a bit going through the motions.
It’s true what they say, it takes two to Tango and some dance better than others xx  |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"I’m a dancer I’ve got several moves - am I incredible at sex? - I think that’s highly dependent on who I’m having sex with, currently the connection I have with my partner makes for pretty mind blowing moments at other points in my life with different people I’ve felt like it’s a bit going through the motions.
It’s true what they say, it takes two to Tango and some dance better than others xx
I dance like I’ve been a ‘guest!’ At Kathy Bates house in Misery… but I can breakdance … just open your mouth and Zi’ll spin on my dick!! - does that count? "
What a mental image  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I’m never sure I if I am good at it I need constant practice! Like a rabbit! But definitely the Duracell rabbit!
D."
Practice makes perfect afterall - I'm obviously lacking the practice time!  |
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"I can manage 4 mins.
1 min of chatting you up.
A minute to get undressed.
1 min fore play and full sex.
A minute getting my breath back. "
Leaving your socks on will save you some time here. I have it down to under 2 minutes now for the whole thing
Marc |
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"I’m never sure I if I am good at it I need constant practice! Like a rabbit! But definitely the Duracell rabbit!
D.
Practice makes perfect afterall - I'm obviously lacking the practice time! "
We should try and do something about that Cede!
D. |
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"I’m a dancer I’ve got several moves - am I incredible at sex? - I think that’s highly dependent on who I’m having sex with, currently the connection I have with my partner makes for pretty mind blowing moments at other points in my life with different people I’ve felt like it’s a bit going through the motions.
It’s true what they say, it takes two to Tango and some dance better than others xx
I dance like I’ve been a ‘guest!’ At Kathy Bates house in Misery… but I can breakdance … just open your mouth and Zi’ll spin on my dick!! - does that count?
What a mental image "
And also the reason I was banned from Top Of The Pops  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not going to lie, I'm shite. I give it my best shot but it's nothing you'll remember. My magic move? I lie back and try to look cute while my whole body wobbles with each thrust.  |
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"Are you? Use this thread to tell everyone how good you are…. And include your ‘signature move!’ That will get whoever you’re with aching to meet you again and again!! Don’t be shy….
Im awesome at shagging and my signature move is staying awake during the entire 30 seconds…. I just know my inbox is gonna go nuts now… why do i do it? "
I am a crap shag but funny as fuck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can manage 4 mins.
1 min of chatting you up.
A minute to get undressed.
1 min fore play and full sex.
A minute getting my breath back.
Leaving your socks on will save you some time here. I have it down to under 2 minutes now for the whole thing
Marc"
Too tips- I like it.
They should thank us, let’s us get back to that’s chores that need doing. |
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It's all about the chemistry!
My ex Dom said I was the best sex he ever had but I've also been called lazy in the middle of a sex date haha maybe that's because my signature move IS face down Ass up that and sword swallowing  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
Pretty dominant and like to be in charge. That sounding great, I'm a hoot! Will bring a 'decent' size penis, good laughs, sarcastic banter.
The signature thing I seem to do which women seem to love is lie them facing up between my legs and dirty talk in their ear while wrapping one arm gently round them and the other making them cum  |
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Can happily do with someone female company to fuck good and hard on many different angles and positions big thick cock cums heavy , doesn't need sako to start licking away at you is willing to pull thay hair with permission doesn't shoot straight away at the sight of pussy and tits, and will try his hardest to male you cumm  |
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