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Woodys Takeaway. .. what d’ya want?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know when you want a take away and you say ‘ I’d like a Curry (maybe) and you call up. Well, you need to be more specific, or the guy at the end of the phone doesn’t know exactly what will satisfy your cravings if you just ask for A CURRY.
Well this is the same with Fab. You might be here to find ‘someone likeminded’… but what exact type of person is that?
**Place you order in the thread, and let’s hope someone pops up (or in your DM’s) who matches
(It saves time pretending to read profiles doesn’t it?  )
Who knows, by weekend you could be eating your favourite dish   |
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"Can I order a Kelly Brook please Woody, with a side portion of Ai Shinozaki and a sprinkling of Emily Blunt? 
Why not just all 3? "
Hell yes please! A starter, a main and a dessert
I am very happy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Chicken Jalfrezi, rice, and a big fuckoff duvet sized keema naan.
What was the rest of the question? "
I made the mistake by mentioning food at tea time didn’t I? |
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"Chicken Jalfrezi, rice, and a big fuckoff duvet sized keema naan.
What was the rest of the question?
I made the mistake by mentioning food at tea time didn’t I? "
Damn right.
And now I really want a curry. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Chicken Jalfrezi, rice, and a big fuckoff duvet sized keema naan.
What was the rest of the question?
I made the mistake by mentioning food at tea time didn’t I?
Damn right.
And now I really want a curry. "
I should get commission from Uber eats tonight.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id like switch type I can have a battle of wills with and fiery fight for power, all the toys to arm ourselves with in the battle. Make it hot please, with a primal instinct seasoning, a good dusting of spice, a few animalistic bites, nail scratchings, and for dessert I'll have something cool to sooth the sting, i mean palate, I like the sting way too much.
Oh and a few neck holds and pinnings on the side.
By the way he'll be having a drink of pineapple juice with that.
Failing that I'll have Ben Barnes or Jaime Dornan. Or both, both works quite well actually. |
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"Id like switch type I can have a battle of wills with and fiery fight for power, all the toys to arm ourselves with in the battle. Make it hot please, with a primal instinct seasoning, a good dusting of spice, a few animalistic bites, nail scratchings, and for dessert I'll have something cool to sooth the sting, i mean palate, I like the sting way too much.
Oh and a few neck holds and pinnings on the side.
By the way he'll be having a drink of pineapple juice with that.
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I’ll need to check the stock room, but I think I’ve got most of that in the fridge. |
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"Well I was putting a lot of thought into my curry choice until I read the whole thing
Haha.
Did you fancy something spicy "
Well I’d love a chicken madras, pilau rice, saag aloo, garlic naan, onion bhajis and some poppadoms please  |
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"Well I was putting a lot of thought into my curry choice until I read the whole thing
Haha.
Did you fancy something spicy
Well I’d love a chicken madras, pilau rice, saag aloo, garlic naan, onion bhajis and some poppadoms please "
Narrator - it’s here when Woody noted what people are really hungry for on Fab. |
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"What's the cheapest item on the menu?
Probably me 
Do you come with a choice of dips?
Just the house special sauce."
Cracking deal, I'll take a PreyToTheFairies please.
I hope you don't mind if I eat you at the bus stop... I'm really hungry |
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I’ll have one Jodie Comer please, my good man.
Oh - and a chicken madarse with special rice, Bombay aloo and two garlic naans.
Eight pints of cobra and a bhaji for the Jodester.
She’s a lucky girl. |
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"What's the cheapest item on the menu?
Probably me
You think you're the cheapest item on the menu? I'm the free item for orders over 20 quid that no one asked for or wanted! "
There's no minimum spend for these |
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"What's the cheapest item on the menu?
Probably me
You think you're the cheapest item on the menu? I'm the free item for orders over 20 quid that no one asked for or wanted!
There's no minimum spend for these "
Are you like the Bombay mix at the bar? |
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"What's the cheapest item on the menu?
Probably me
You think you're the cheapest item on the menu? I'm the free item for orders over 20 quid that no one asked for or wanted!
There's no minimum spend for these
Are you like the Bombay mix at the bar? "
Nah. The record for the most varieties of semen found in one of those does not begin to compare |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's the cheapest item on the menu?
Probably me
You think you're the cheapest item on the menu? I'm the free item for orders over 20 quid that no one asked for or wanted!
There's no minimum spend for these
Are you like the Bombay mix at the bar?
Nah. The record for the most varieties of semen found in one of those does not begin to compare "
So you’re suggesting you should wash you hands after before and after you are eaten? |
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