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No I’m kidding. Tell me about them? I love romance. | |||
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"Do you get all excited when you see them post? "A few. Like fuck am I telling who though.....
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"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle! "How could it be anyone else?  | |||
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"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle! "Tell me how I make you feel | |||
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"Do you get all excited when you see them post?
A few.
Like fuck am I telling who though.....
A"Tell me all the things you feel when you see them? Do you want to message them filth? | |||
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"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!
How could it be anyone else? "Literally the most attractive man on here tbf | |||
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"Yes a few but il not pursue it " Does your dick go hard when they posts a  emoji? | |||
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"Casual_Wanderer Makes me need to have a lie down in the shade "
It’s getting hot in here! | |||
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"Several actually. " Do you green arrow them | |||
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"Do you get all excited when you see them post?
A few.
Like fuck am I telling who though.....
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Tell me all the things you feel when you see them? Do you want to message them filth? "I get a brain boner sometimes.
I'd never message them filth but I've had the odd thought............ 
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"She always brings a smile is all I'm saying "Awww this is the stuff I’m into! Is it those involuntary ones where someone says ‘what you smiling at’ | |||
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"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!
How could it be anyone else?
Literally the most attractive man on here tbf "Love this energy for you. 
And yes, I'm not sure it's a crush (sorely tempted to listen to that song now!). But there are a couple of people who I think; yep. Yes. Please.
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"Absolute but I’d feel like a dork admitting it " You just did admit it | |||
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"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!
Tell me how I make you feel "I get a sort of tingly sensation in my loins… Then things start to go rigid…  | |||
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"I do. Generally women. Well maybe one, or two. I think it's just the one. She's hot as hell. I've given up on the men,then don't reply for days or forget to. Apart from one. But generally the men aren't doing it for me on the forum. I've lost the will with them. " Does she make you drip drip | |||
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"No. I think in 12 years there has only been a handful of guys that excite me. " Shout out to the mandem! | |||
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"Of course, absolutely, but a chap must have his secrets! "No secrets among friends. What do they make you FEEL? | |||
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"Do you get all excited when you see them post?
A few.
Like fuck am I telling who though.....
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Tell me all the things you feel when you see them? Do you want to message them filth?
I get a brain boner sometimes.
I'd never message them filth but I've had the odd thought............
A"Oooft the brain boners are the best. All of mine give me a brain boner. Except one. She just gives me a regular degular boner. | |||
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"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!
How could it be anyone else?
Literally the most attractive man on here tbf
Love this energy for you.
And yes, I'm not sure it's a crush (sorely tempted to listen to that song now!). But there are a couple of people who I think; yep. Yes. Please.
"It’s fake energy but I am accepting that I’m a good looking boy
And this yep. Yes. Please. Is it every time you see them? | |||
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"I don’t have a forum crush "Stick around. I’ll check back in | |||
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"Yes. I do. " Me. And who else? | |||
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"My first is in fear, but never in danger My second in anus, but never a stranger My last is in braggart, but not quite so tall The whole is hirsute man and he is from Gaul" Anyway, Ricky, nice arse. | |||
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"Can't think of anyone x" Also me | |||
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"She always brings a smile is all I'm saying
Awww this is the stuff I’m into!
Is it those involuntary ones where someone says ‘what you smiling at’ "Na don't go all mushy on me she could be angry but you'd still just want to hold her you know that crazy shit | |||
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"I do. Generally women. Well maybe one, or two. I think it's just the one. She's hot as hell. I've given up on the men,then don't reply for days or forget to. Apart from one. But generally the men aren't doing it for me on the forum. I've lost the will with them. " You know you’ll get like million messages now saying “ I wouldn't mess you about …” | |||
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"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!
Tell me how I make you feel
I get a sort of tingly sensation in my loins…
Then things start to go rigid… "Hot. I’m touching myself. | |||
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"No. I'm closed to all emotions now "We’re working on it | |||
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"Several And one of them hates me "Omg same. Actually I think multiple of mine hate me. But… enemies to lovers | |||
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"Several actually. Do you green arrow them "What's that? | |||
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"Yes. And then I have to touch myself. " And what are they doing to you in your imagination while you do | |||
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"Can't think of anyone x" I'll be a plus one | |||
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"Yes, and yes. " Me | |||
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"2 .. clue one shines like a star. The other maybe related to a duck?!" Pickles aren’t related to ducks? Good for you though | |||
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"Somebody has recently changed their profile picture, that has me crushing a little. "So… it’s not someone that changes their profile pic all the time?
Do you smile when you see a new pic? Click rapidly to see it up close! | |||
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"Yes. And then I have to touch myself. And what are they doing to you in your imagination while you do "They’re kissing me, increasingly urgently, and I can feel their hand taking over from mine between my legs, and then they’re on top of me and I’m ready for their cock, and I want it so bad. | |||
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"She always brings a smile is all I'm saying
Awww this is the stuff I’m into!
Is it those involuntary ones where someone says ‘what you smiling at’
Na don't go all mushy on me she could be angry but you'd still just want to hold her you know that crazy shit "Oooft I’m melting | |||
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"Yes. And then I have to touch myself. And what are they doing to you in your imagination while you do
They’re kissing me, increasingly urgently, and I can feel their hand taking over from mine between my legs, and then they’re on top of me and I’m ready for their cock, and I want it so bad. "Or something. | |||
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"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!
How could it be anyone else?
Literally the most attractive man on here tbf
Love this energy for you.
And yes, I'm not sure it's a crush (sorely tempted to listen to that song now!). But there are a couple of people who I think; yep. Yes. Please.
It’s fake energy but I am accepting that I’m a good looking boy
And this yep. Yes. Please. Is it every time you see them?"I'm not sure if it's every time I see them, they post some utter tosh at times. They make me smile though. Give me that slight fuzzy feeling where I think, I could see myself kissing you again/one day. It's like a little tingle when I see they've replied to me. You know when you're a bit daft and find your heart beat that little bit faster? Look, I'm a silly romantic girl. I'll always have a bit of a thing for someone. And I love that part of me. | |||
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"Yes. I do. Me. And who else?" Wonko | |||
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"Somebody has recently changed their profile picture, that has me crushing a little.
So… it’s not someone that changes their profile pic all the time?
Do you smile when you see a new pic? Click rapidly to see it up close! "I nearly messaged to say it's very appealing. Sadly, filters.
That's all you're getting. | |||
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"Yes, a couple! I don't really dive on a post just because someone I fancy posted though... Or maybe I do and haven't noticed "I see you, Tom Daleying on threads | |||
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"Yes. I do. Me. And who else? Wonko" This would be the ultimate threesome. Wonkos new pic is a Jaffa cake for each of us after our hard work | |||
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"Yes. And then I have to touch myself. And what are they doing to you in your imagination while you do
They’re kissing me, increasingly urgently, and I can feel their hand taking over from mine between my legs, and then they’re on top of me and I’m ready for their cock, and I want it so bad.
Or something. "I’m drooling. More please | |||
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"Yep! And they may already be here "Oh now we’re sucking diesel | |||
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"Of course, absolutely, but a chap must have his secrets!
No secrets among friends.
What do they make you FEEL? "Depends which one but I always smile when I see they've posted and twitch in all the right places xx I
know I smile that smile that says let's spend some time together, hopefully a long time, forgetting the rest of the world, you know the feeling xx | |||
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"Absolute but I’d feel like a dork admitting it You just did admit it "I haven’t named names so I feel less dorky | |||
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"Do you have a forum fab crush?" Of course I do. Forum crushes are the whole reason I stay on Fab. | |||
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"I do. Generally women. Well maybe one, or two. I think it's just the one. She's hot as hell. I've given up on the men,then don't reply for days or forget to. Apart from one. But generally the men aren't doing it for me on the forum. I've lost the will with them. You know you’ll get like million messages now saying “ I wouldn't mess you about …”" I was gonna message that. But I probably would. I’m consistently inconsistent. | |||
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"Absolute but I’d feel like a dork admitting it " ^^^Mainly this | |||
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"Several And one of them hates me "Is it because of your love of Jaffa Cakes? | |||
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"Several actually. Do you green arrow them
What's that?"Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now… Ready? If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings.. | |||
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"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!
How could it be anyone else?
Literally the most attractive man on here tbf
Love this energy for you.
And yes, I'm not sure it's a crush (sorely tempted to listen to that song now!). But there are a couple of people who I think; yep. Yes. Please.
It’s fake energy but I am accepting that I’m a good looking boy
And this yep. Yes. Please. Is it every time you see them?
I'm not sure if it's every time I see them, they post some utter tosh at times. They make me smile though. Give me that slight fuzzy feeling where I think, I could see myself kissing you again/one day.
It's like a little tingle when I see they've replied to me. You know when you're a bit daft and find your heart beat that little bit faster?
Look, I'm a silly romantic girl. I'll always have a bit of a thing for someone. And I love that part of me.
"God.
It’s ok, Meli, we’re poly. We’re allowed to have a bit of a thing for someone all the time. | |||
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"Just one or two, but I'm too shy to tell them, including the OP. . Oops "Hey big boy | |||
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"Yes, a couple! I don't really dive on a post just because someone I fancy posted though... Or maybe I do and haven't noticed
I see you, Tom Daleying on threads "Me and Tom both knit too, maybe I am Tom Daleying through life oh wait, I can't swim | |||
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"Somebody has recently changed their profile picture, that has me crushing a little.
So… it’s not someone that changes their profile pic all the time?
Do you smile when you see a new pic? Click rapidly to see it up close!
I nearly messaged to say it's very appealing.
Sadly, filters.
That's all you're getting. "Fucking tease. | |||
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"Of course, absolutely, but a chap must have his secrets!
No secrets among friends.
What do they make you FEEL?
Depends which one but I always smile when I see they've posted and twitch in all the right places xx I
know I smile that smile that says let's spend some time together, hopefully a long time, forgetting the rest of the world, you know the feeling xx"Eurgh. I want to read your love story | |||
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"Several actually. Do you green arrow them
What's that?
Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…
Ready?
If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..
"Every day is a school day!! I really didn't know that x | |||
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"Do you have a forum fab crush? Of course I do. Forum crushes are the whole reason I stay on Fab. "Same. Those fucking feels! | |||
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"Several actually. Do you green arrow them
What's that?
Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…
Ready?
If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..
"So basically it's a tool to stalk them? What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them? | |||
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"Kinda "Do they make you want to have a cold shower? | |||
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"Absolute but I’d feel like a dork admitting it ^^^Mainly this "Well, I like the dorkiness of admitting it. Now admit it!!!! | |||
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"People who won't admit who theirs are, are you scared they'll block you, or that they'll publicly reject you? " I think it's because I don't see myself as desirable, so fully expect rejection and don't want that. I don't need to expose myself to that. | |||
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"People who won't admit who theirs are, are you scared they'll block you, or that they'll publicly reject you? " Block?! God imagine being blocked for admitting that you follow someone around the forums by green arrow, fab all their pics, reply to all their posts and want to do the sex with them. But extreme? | |||
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"Several actually. Do you green arrow them
What's that?
Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…
Ready?
If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..
So basically it's a tool to stalk them?
What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them? "Everyone has a green arrow. Now stalk me | |||
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"Yes, a couple! I don't really dive on a post just because someone I fancy posted though... Or maybe I do and haven't noticed
I see you, Tom Daleying on threads
Me and Tom both knit too, maybe I am Tom Daleying through life oh wait, I can't swim " !
I’ll save you, coco | |||
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"T has quite a few crushes & she fantasy fingers.lol "Bad girl | |||
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"Yeah sure more than one has piqued my interest in different ways. But you know, /shy smile." You dog, you
Woof! | |||
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"And this yep. Yes. Please. Is it every time you see them? I'm not sure if it's every time I see them, they post some utter tosh at times. They make me smile though. Give me that slight fuzzy feeling where I think, I could see myself kissing you again/one day. It's like a little tingle when I see they've replied to me. You know when you're a bit daft and find your heart beat that little bit faster? Look, I'm a silly romantic girl. I'll always have a bit of a thing for someone. And I love that part of me. God.
It’s ok, Meli, we’re poly. We’re allowed to have a bit of a thing for someone all the time. " I like you Pickles. Sometimes I wish I wasn't poly. But other times, like now, it's a beautiful way of being. Long live having a bit of a thing for the beautiful souls who light us up. | |||
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"People who won't admit who theirs are, are you scared they'll block you, or that they'll publicly reject you? I think it's because I don't see myself as desirable, so fully expect rejection and don't want that. I don't need to expose myself to that. " I feel that. But occasionally I’m like- fuck it - put yourself out there steve!! | |||
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"Several actually. Do you green arrow them
What's that?
Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…
Ready?
If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..
So basically it's a tool to stalk them?
What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them?
Everyone has a green arrow. Now stalk me ". I pity any poor soul that green arrows me  x | |||
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"Several actually. Do you green arrow them
What's that?
Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…
Ready?
If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..
So basically it's a tool to stalk them?
What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them? "First rule of stalking club… is that you DON’T ASK FOR PERMISSION!! FFS who let you in? Obviously you don’t actually *join* the Stalking Club, there’s no membership per se.. | |||
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"Mr Pickle, I've been stalking you for months. I want your pickle slut t-shirt. "Get in my box first | |||
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"Yes, and yes. Me
Actually, yes "Kiss me somewhere romantic | |||
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"I used to and always took every opportunity to flirt with her and pray to the fab gods she would notice and mention my name. But since we got together I don’t Marc" Omg! You had a crush on Tinder!!!!!  | |||
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"A crush on myself I'm hot as fuck. I make myself dribble " I don’t blame you! | |||
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"I can’t name them Steve, it wouldn’t be fair on them. I wouldn’t want to be responsible for them receiving malicious messages from other jealous women. "Oh I hate that. When one of your girlfriends is standing in the way of you meeting your true love  | |||
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"Several actually. Do you green arrow them
What's that?
Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…
Ready?
If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..
So basically it's a tool to stalk them?
What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them?
Everyone has a green arrow. Now stalk me . I pity any poor soul that green arrows me x"*green arrows* | |||
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"A crush on myself I'm hot as fuck. I make myself dribble I don’t blame you! "Self love in the morning is the best love | |||
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"There's a few that can excite ones certain interests "You mind? Your penis? Tell me??!!! | |||
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"A crush on myself I'm hot as fuck. I make myself dribble I don’t blame you!
Self love in the morning is the best love "And the evening. And the noon. | |||
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"I have a few, hopefully they all know but even if they don't feel the same, I'm just glad they didn't block me "They usually only block me after I send them a face pic! Have you tried that? | |||
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"Doggone definitely seems like a top chap and Meli catches my eye regularly " He seems like good company. Meli I dunno I’m on the fence about her. | |||
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"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them " I can’t tell them! I literally can’t! | |||
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"No." Me? | |||
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"I don't have any at the moment. " But but but | |||
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"I don't have any at the moment. " me neither. Wink wink. | |||
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"Yep" Replies in the affirmative. Are we talking one, five, ten? | |||
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"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them I can’t tell them! I literally can’t! "Did they block you or just filtered out? | |||
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"Several actually. Do you green arrow them "Love a green arrow 
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"My first is in fear, but never in danger My second in anus, but never a stranger My last is in braggart, but not quite so tall The whole is hirsute man and he is from Gaul Anyway, Ricky, nice arse. " You better believe it. | |||
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"I have a few, hopefully they all know but even if they don't feel the same, I'm just glad they didn't block me "I can only relate in that fashion too my friend | |||
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"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them I can’t tell them! I literally can’t!
Did they block you or just filtered out? "Bloody filters. Sucks being 26!
Actually, of course it fucking doesn’t. | |||
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"I do, I do... But I'm not saying who! And they make me feel like meeting for a screw!
"It’s so obvious! We see you two flirting all the time | |||
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"A few for different reasons, mostly their humour. But there's one that I'd let ruin every part of me and there's two that I've boned already but still have a thing for. " Saaaaaaaaaaaaaarft. | |||
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"There are a few and I get that excitement if they post or if they message. Just seeing their name pop up or a new avatar is exciting. " Relatable for sure! | |||
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"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them I can’t tell them! I literally can’t!
Did they block you or just filtered out?
Bloody filters. Sucks being 26!
Actually, of course it fucking doesn’t. "I got a lot of sucks when I was young | |||
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"Aweee don't get me wrong I like a lot of people and I would bink bank bonk them straight up the backdoor if the opportunity presented itself but I crush hard to the point I'm obsessive and that doesn't happen too often with people from here but I still love you all besties." We’ve moved on, lemon! We’re into lime now. | |||
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"Nice warm vibe to y0ur profile." You tryna fuck? | |||
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"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them I can’t tell them! I literally can’t!
Did they block you or just filtered out?
Bloody filters. Sucks being 26!
Actually, of course it fucking doesn’t.
I got a lot of sucks when I was young "
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"Aweee don't get me wrong I like a lot of people and I would bink bank bonk them straight up the backdoor if the opportunity presented itself but I crush hard to the point I'm obsessive and that doesn't happen too often with people from here but I still love you all besties. We’ve moved on, lemon! We’re into lime now. " limebuttercream just doesn't have the same ring to it Pickles. | |||
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"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them I can’t tell them! I literally can’t!
Did they block you or just filtered out?
Bloody filters. Sucks being 26!
Actually, of course it fucking doesn’t.
I got a lot of sucks when I was young
I’m just tryna be like youuuuuuuuuu bro"Aim higher, quite a bit higher | |||
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"No...maybe in the early days but not now x" Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got! | |||
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"Aweee don't get me wrong I like a lot of people and I would bink bank bonk them straight up the backdoor if the opportunity presented itself but I crush hard to the point I'm obsessive and that doesn't happen too often with people from here but I still love you all besties. We’ve moved on, lemon! We’re into lime now. limebuttercream just doesn't have the same ring to it Pickles. "IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU, LEMON! | |||
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"Got you hotlisted , great kilt, hot lips. Swoon!" Reply + quote, general! | |||
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"I do, I do... But I'm not saying who! And they make me feel like meeting for a screw!
It’s so obvious! We see you two flirting all the time "Nice try you sneaky guy. But I'm still not telling who makes me sigh. | |||
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"Aweee don't get me wrong I like a lot of people and I would bink bank bonk them straight up the backdoor if the opportunity presented itself but I crush hard to the point I'm obsessive and that doesn't happen too often with people from here but I still love you all besties. We’ve moved on, lemon! We’re into lime now. limebuttercream just doesn't have the same ring to it Pickles.
IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU, LEMON!
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"Yes, a couple! I don't really dive on a post just because someone I fancy posted though... Or maybe I do and haven't noticed
I see you, Tom Daleying on threads
Me and Tom both knit too, maybe I am Tom Daleying through life oh wait, I can't swim
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I’ll save you, coco "My hero! | |||
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"No...maybe in the early days but not now x Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got! " | |||
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"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them I can’t tell them! I literally can’t! "Nah, it's Schrodinger's face pic. As long as I don't send one, they can find both unattractive and attractive | |||
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"Once upon a time a crush, yes. No longer. " Where are they now? | |||
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"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them I can’t tell them! I literally can’t!
Nah, it's Schrodinger's face pic. As long as I don't send one, they can find both unattractive and attractive "Genius as always | |||
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"Yes, a couple! I don't really dive on a post just because someone I fancy posted though... Or maybe I do and haven't noticed
I see you, Tom Daleying on threads
Me and Tom both knit too, maybe I am Tom Daleying through life oh wait, I can't swim
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I’ll save you, coco
My hero! "I can be your hero, baby! | |||
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"Several actually. Do you green arrow them
What's that?
Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…
Ready?
If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..
So basically it's a tool to stalk them?
What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them?
First rule of stalking club… is that you DON’T ASK FOR PERMISSION!! FFS who let you in? Obviously you don’t actually *join* the Stalking Club, there’s no membership per se.."Who left you in charge? | |||
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"Several actually. Do you green arrow them
What's that?
Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…
Ready?
If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..
So basically it's a tool to stalk them?
What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them?
First rule of stalking club… is that you DON’T ASK FOR PERMISSION!! FFS who let you in? Obviously you don’t actually *join* the Stalking Club, there’s no membership per se..
Who left you in charge?
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"Several actually. Do you green arrow them
What's that?
Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…
Ready?
If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..
So basically it's a tool to stalk them?
What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them?
First rule of stalking club… is that you DON’T ASK FOR PERMISSION!! FFS who let you in? Obviously you don’t actually *join* the Stalking Club, there’s no membership per se..
Who left you in charge?
I think its a power grab "I won’t be letting go lightly. | |||
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"I do. Generally women. Well maybe one, or two. I think it's just the one. She's hot as hell. I've given up on the men,then don't reply for days or forget to. Apart from one. But generally the men aren't doing it for me on the forum. I've lost the will with them. You know you’ll get like million messages now saying “ I wouldn't mess you about …”" I haven't. Proves a point doesn't it | |||
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"Once upon a time a crush, yes. No longer. Where are they now? "Fuck knows. But I no longer bother to crush on people | |||
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"No. I have a few "room for a few more? | |||
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"Yes but she is way way out of my league and thats all i am saying." Nobody on here is out of anyone’s league. We’re all in the same league. Just some are facing relegation and others are fighting for the title. | |||
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"Yes. I have few too "Oh really shag | |||
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"Yes but she is way way out of my league and thats all i am saying. Nobody on here is out of anyone’s league. We’re all in the same league. Just some are facing relegation and others are fighting for the title. " | |||
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"Yes but she is way way out of my league and thats all i am saying. Nobody on here is out of anyone’s league. We’re all in the same league. Just some are facing relegation and others are fighting for the title. "And some might be playing in Europe | |||
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"Yes a few but il not pursue it Does your dick go hard when they posts a emoji?"no but it does when they do this look on on pictures  | |||
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