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Are you dying in this heat?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m on fire. On the surface of the sun. Which is also on fire. Looking at a universe on fire, and my only fire extinguisher is on fire.
Basically it’s a bit sweaty and hot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isn't hot."
Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?" |
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I am loooving this heat..which for a menopausal fat bird is not a sentence you normally here. I love being in it, walking in it.do I want to exert any energy while in it fuck no. The only moisture this heat provides is not of hornyness but of LDF (long day fanny)and that's not something that I like.. God bless multiple showers  |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"This isn't hot.
Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?""
Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not actually that hot here Steve it's just right. 
Wales is on my list of places to move to when I leave London.
Well if you like rain "
Wales is no longer on my list of places to move when I leave London. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A lovely fresh breeze coming through my back door now . My upstairs is like an oven though.  "
Did you just tell us that you’ve farted? Or queefed? Idk |
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22° to 24° is ideal in this country. Anything more and starts feeling uncomfortable. Next to the sea with a lovely breeze or a nice cool inviting pool and no probs with much higher temps but saddly font have that heare. It definitely makes me feel lethargic no matter how many cool showers and drinks (and dare say a few icecreams) I have had. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isn't hot.
Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"
Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it."
Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck |
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"This isn't hot.
Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"
Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.
Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck"
Not forgetting cyprus has air con and pools! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"This isn't hot.
Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"
Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it."
I think it was said in jest.
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"No but my dogs are melting
Even with the paddling pool with the water feature
One of them keeps drinking it dry… 
They should have been the only ones drinking something dry on Saturday..."
SHOULDN'T damn it Bruce! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isn't hot.
Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"
Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.
Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck"
I’ll cool you down JB  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"This isn't hot.
Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"
Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.
Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck"
Oh, I thought you were making a joke and quoting a sketch lol
It's hot to us British people who have just lived through an endless winter.
Do you remember last summer when it was over 100° and housed burned down? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but my dogs are melting
Even with the paddling pool with the water feature
One of them keeps drinking it dry…
They should have been the only ones drinking something dry on Saturday...
SHOULDN'T damn it Bruce!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isn't hot.
Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"
Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.
Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck
I’ll cool you down JB "
Yes please, a cold compress over my naked body would do wonders if you could be so kind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isn't hot.
Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"
Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.
Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck
Oh, I thought you were making a joke and quoting a sketch lol
It's hot to us British people who have just lived through an endless winter.
Do you remember last summer when it was over 100° and housed burned down?"
 I was half joking, half serious. People do like to act with a bit of bravado when it comes to the weather which I just like making fun of |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Nope. I thought I was a basic autumnal bitch... turns out I was wrong. I'm loving the heat and sunshine. If it gets much hotter I might bemoan it but right now it's beautiful. Iced coffee and a warm breeze in the morning is so so lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Literally love this weather sooooo much, the only thing that would make it any better for me is a pool and a cocktail (maybe hold the tail  )"
I see what you did there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Literally love this weather sooooo much, the only thing that would make it any better for me is a pool and a cocktail (maybe hold the tail )
I see what you did there.
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Horny |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"This isn't hot.
Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"
Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.
Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck
Oh, I thought you were making a joke and quoting a sketch lol
It's hot to us British people who have just lived through an endless winter.
Do you remember last summer when it was over 100° and housed burned down?
I was half joking, half serious. People do like to act with a bit of bravado when it comes to the weather which I just like making fun of "
I am not acting with bravado.These temperatures are not hot compared to other European countries.we are talking about the temp outside,not in air con or a pool and we are talking about current temperatures not last year's 100 degrees.Being "used" to a heat is not a measure of heat.I don't know where the endless winter was,but here in the Peak District,high up and famous for snow stopping the cricket in July,it was short and mild.Humidity?you wouldn't know it if it fell on you. |
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