The kids got given those Kellogs Cereal bowl/spoon sets.
The spoons have a big square at the top of the handle with a picture on them, which doesnt fit in the dishwasher cutlery basket, annoys me more than anything.
Nothing about it is innocent. One teaspoon, a tinny fake little thing, the weight of a feather. Feels wrong in your hand. I hate it, but it feels against the law of domestic efficiency to throw it away. I keep hoping it'll break. Does it hell.