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What women want... Think I was about 14 and we wanted to go to the cinema but there wasn't much on. Walked out after about 45.
Also the first Suicide Squad with Will Smith, Jared Leto etc was total crap as well. |
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over a year ago
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Not the worst film, but the worst experience. I saw Star Trek Beyond in 3D about 15 years ago. I got a splitting headache from the 3D, got showered in popcorn by some annoying children and a fight broke out in the foyer on the way out. Haven't been to the cinema ever since then. 
Bess x |
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over a year ago
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"Mad max fury road is atrocious. My partner and I left so angry at the wasted time and money"
So true.
Basically It’s Tom Hardy driving in one direction for an hour, doing a u turn, and then driving back to where he started.
Pointless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not the worst film, but the worst experience. I saw Star Trek Beyond in 3D about 15 years ago. I got a splitting headache from the 3D, got showered in popcorn by some annoying children and a fight broke out in the foyer on the way out. Haven't been to the cinema ever since then.
Bess x"
Do you mean 5  |
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"Mad max fury road is atrocious. My partner and I left so angry at the wasted time and money
So true.
Basically It’s Tom Hardy driving in one direction for an hour, doing a u turn, and then driving back to where he started.
Pointless."
Literally!!!  |
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over a year ago
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"The end of the third Lord of the Rings movie seemed to last a fortnight.
I was rooting for the Orcs by the end.
Oh lordy, yes. I fell asleep. "
That was you?
I wondered who was snoring in the row behind me. |
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"The end of the third Lord of the Rings movie seemed to last a fortnight.
I was rooting for the Orcs by the end. "
I wasn’t overly happy by the army of the dead. They could’ve made that more entertaining instead of them whirling around speed of light with orcs just falling over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mission to Mars. It was so bad I had to stay to the end... just to see!. If memory serves me right, 5 or 6 other people were left when the film finished...lol. |
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"The end of the third Lord of the Rings movie seemed to last a fortnight.
I was rooting for the Orcs by the end.
Oh lordy, yes. I fell asleep.
That was you?
I wondered who was snoring in the row behind me. "
Sorry about that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Keith Lemon: The Film for me. Walked out of that. Awful
What on earth made you walk *in*?"
We were meant to be seeing another film but the screen had broke. Only film that was starting soon was the Keith Lemon one. It takes three buses to get to the cinema (my husband didn’t drive back then) so we thought fuck it, that’ll do
It didn’t do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saw. ( first ever one)
I went to the cinema with a friend, we were going to see a Johnny Depp movie, I can’t remember its name now but through a window or something like that.
She bought tickets to the wrong movie. I don’t do horror movies, I hated every second. I screamed twice, cried a bit. Hated it.
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"Keith Lemon: The Film for me. Walked out of that. Awful "
Eyes Wide Shut.OMG. .there was another one both me and the ex fell asleep in.lol!might have been once upon a time in Mexico.
But Eyes Wide Shut had zero redeeming qualities. |
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"Keith Lemon: The Film for me. Walked out of that. Awful "
Eyes Wide Shut.OMG. .there was another one both me and the ex fell asleep in.lol!might have been Once upon a time in Mexico.
But Eyes Wide Shut had zero redeeming qualities. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pokémon the Movie. I actually fell asleep
I loved that movie! "
Same. Most of the movies are on prime, so we’ve been binging them with my Pokémon obsessed son |
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over a year ago
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War of the Worlds, I grew up listening to the story and got excited when I saw a film was coming out for it, walked out before the half way mark and still haven’t finished watching it |
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By *orthernJayMan
over a year ago
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"Twelve Monkeys"
Until recently I’d wholeheartedly agree, I too walked out from this crap, but it popped up on whatever dot com the other day and I thought “surely it wasn’t that bad”, to be fair, it’s actually quite a clever film if you sit through it’s slow pace. |
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I took my mum to the cinema once on a two for one Wednesday type thing. I was genuinely naive as to the film choice, broke back mountain. She thought that I was going to come out as gay but we couldn't stand it and walked out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably gonna step on a few Toes here but the one and only film l walked out on , and l do love my movie's, was ..drum roll..Once upon a time in Hollywood ..it , to me , was utter crap , it was like a patchwork quilt ..a bit here..a bit there ..it was a terrible movie and remains to this day the only movie l have walked out on. |
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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago
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I'm pretty picky so I try not to make too many mistakes when I'm shelling out, but one of the latter Fast and Furious films. Vin Diesel is such a tool, he makes Chuck Norris seem like Laurence Olivier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Titanic when the boat hit the iceberg it made me upset, just didn't see it coming
Seriously though- Primary Colors just bored me to sleep so I walked out |
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"The end of the third Lord of the Rings movie seemed to last a fortnight.
I was rooting for the Orcs by the end. "
Did better than me. I made it to about hour two of the first film, got frustrated at the amount of unnecessary nonsense in it that i wanted to edit out- so went to sleep...that might have been my last time at the cinema? |
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"Return of the Jedi. After the first 2 excellent films, this was a big let down. Lucas pushed more for young children as the target audience (Ewoks as an example). "
Errrr, it was originally written as a children's adventure film- adults were never the intended audience  |
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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago
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"The end of the third Lord of the Rings movie seemed to last a fortnight.
I was rooting for the Orcs by the end.
Did better than me. I made it to about hour two of the first film, got frustrated at the amount of unnecessary nonsense in it that i wanted to edit out- so went to sleep...that might have been my last time at the cinema?"
I must admit the same. I had a cold, felt shit, but hung on because my then gf liked it. The things we'll do for a nosh  |
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It has to be "Jupiter Ascending". Only movie I've ever walked out of from the cinema; I never turn off bad movies at home, always sit through them, and I've never left another one while in the cinema in my life
It's the only movie I'll never finish and the only movie that'd made me leave a bad review |
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"My folks homemade porn in chams cinema room "
Christ on a bike...trauma... emotional damage...*uncle roger voice" Thankfully all I every saw were some kinky novels and some playboys from the 70s.  |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
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Last jedi i left utterly wounded by all that build up for that to be what they made and to top it off you kill off the guy its all bern about rian johnson i hope your balls get stuck in your zipper 38 times in a week for that shite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Batman Forever, after the first two instalments of Batman this was such a terrible disappointment. I didn't think it could get worse then they bought us Batman and Robin.....
Thank Christ for Christopher Nolan
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