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"So in this thread men are gonna be the women and women the men. So men play it cool and don't offer to fuck everything. " Impossible. Fact. | |||
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"Wot u up 2 Wanna meet?" I've got a headache so maybe not tonight. | |||
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"Wot u up 2 Wanna meet? I've got a headache so maybe not tonight." Aw go on. U'll feel better honest | |||
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"But I'm in travelodge near you. Why not?!
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"Faf " BLOCK | |||
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"Right then ladies who wants to fuck me?!??" #men | |||
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"Right then ladies who wants to fuck me?!??" You betcha life
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"I really need to empty my massive load " I get the larger wash basket and don't drip it on the floor | |||
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"Right then ladies who wants to fuck me?!?? You betcha life
Damn… I forgot for a minute "Well he didn’t say no bi men  | |||
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"I'm so horny right now. Anyone want to cam with me? "Will do but I just need to get ready , won’t be long, around 2 hours will do it… | |||
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"Right then ladies who wants to fuck me?!?? You betcha life
Damn… I forgot for a minute
Well he didn’t say no bi men "I’m in | |||
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"I'm so horny right now. Anyone want to cam with me?
Will do but I just need to get ready , won’t be long, around 2 hours will do it…"
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"Wot u up 2 Wanna meet? I've got a headache so maybe not tonight. Aw go on. U'll feel better honest " I hate how you youngsters are so presumptuous, you can see from my preferences that I am looking for someone more mature, with greater experience, who might satisfy me and not shoot there load in the blink of an eye.  | |||
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"Right then ladies who wants to fuck me?!?? #men" You women are all just cock teases anyway  | |||
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"wanna fuck? (Plus the ever so enticing dick pic rubbing up against a remote control or can of beer….. usually accompanied by a messy living room, dirty nails and half pulled off joggers)" Swoon, how could I say no.. Blocked | |||
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"Wot u up 2 Wanna meet? I've got a headache so maybe not tonight. Aw go on. U'll feel better honest I hate how you youngsters are so presumptuous, you can see from my preferences that I am looking for someone more mature, with greater experience, who might satisfy me and not shoot there load in the blink of an eye. "FfS i wouldn't shag you anyway ya f@t sl@g! (Too much?) | |||
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"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits” "Omg this is utterly amazing  | |||
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"Wot u up 2 Wanna meet? I've got a headache so maybe not tonight. Aw go on. U'll feel better honest I hate how you youngsters are so presumptuous, you can see from my preferences that I am looking for someone more mature, with greater experience, who might satisfy me and not shoot there load in the blink of an eye.
FfS i wouldn't shag you anyway ya f@t sl@g!
(Too much?) "(I'd even made the effort of going to my preferences to change the age range to a much older cohort). | |||
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"Wot u up 2 Wanna meet? I've got a headache so maybe not tonight. Aw go on. U'll feel better honest I hate how you youngsters are so presumptuous, you can see from my preferences that I am looking for someone more mature, with greater experience, who might satisfy me and not shoot there load in the blink of an eye.
FfS i wouldn't shag you anyway ya f@t sl@g!
(Too much?) "Absolutely spot on | |||
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"Sorry to hijack the thread but as a male has been mentioned, I would like to take this opportunity to invite you all to critique my profile. I've been on this site for 7 hours and my dick hasn't been sucked yet. Please reply in next 5 minutes as my Mrs is asleep next to me.. I haven't convinced her to join yet but I will do. Anyway back to it, how do I get verified like howwwww?!!! ????? Mmmm ?????" You’ve cut and paste this haven’t you? | |||
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"Wot u up 2 Wanna meet? I've got a headache so maybe not tonight. Aw go on. U'll feel better honest I hate how you youngsters are so presumptuous, you can see from my preferences that I am looking for someone more mature, with greater experience, who might satisfy me and not shoot there load in the blink of an eye.
FfS i wouldn't shag you anyway ya f@t sl@g!
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(I'd even made the effort of going to my preferences to change the age range to a much older cohort)."Hey we're not all the same on here don't tar us all with the same brush. I'd shoot my load in your eye tho, just sayin!  | |||
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"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits” "Hahaha that was great, especially “angry red mushroom” | |||
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"Bio - please make effort when you message me. Before you ask I’m fine Then when they message you - Hi how are you " Good. WUU2 | |||
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"Bio - please make effort when you message me. Before you ask I’m fine Then when they message you - Hi how are you " What you need is a real man. Meet me and I’ll give you the best ride of your life, cba with all the foreplay shite though so I’m going in dry babyyyy  | |||
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"I'm a professional photographer/masseur/picture collector. Wanna come to mine now ??? " Omg… have you been reading the posts on the forum? | |||
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"I don't check my winks, they're pointless. Send a message instead! No, not that kind of message. Not too long, not too short...it's got to be juuuuusssst right. Oh, sorry, inbox out of control. Had to do a bulk delete. Try again next time." FAF? | |||
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"Bio - please make effort when you message me. Before you ask I’m fine Then when they message you - Hi how are you " Hey baby. Want to meet now…. Slut | |||
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"I'm a professional photographer/masseur/picture collector. Wanna come to mine now ??? Omg… have you been reading the posts on the forum? "I'm trying to catch up ! I'm guessing I'm shooting right oops. | |||
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"I'm a professional photographer/masseur/picture collector. Wanna come to mine now ??? Omg… have you been reading the posts on the forum?
I'm trying to catch up ! I'm guessing I'm shooting right oops. "I might have bitten… a little. Oops | |||
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"I'm a professional photographer/masseur/picture collector. Wanna come to mine now ??? Omg… have you been reading the posts on the forum?
I'm trying to catch up ! I'm guessing I'm shooting right oops.
I might have bitten… a little. Oops "You were more polite than most would have been | |||
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"I'm a professional photographer/masseur/picture collector. Wanna come to mine now ??? Omg… have you been reading the posts on the forum?
I'm trying to catch up ! I'm guessing I'm shooting right oops.
I might have bitten… a little. Oops
You were more polite than most would have been "I don’t want the naughty step | |||
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"Not much wbu x" You’re supposed to be the woman | |||
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"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits”
Omg this is utterly amazing " | |||
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"Not much wbu x You’re supposed to be the woman " | |||
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"Most men do prefer to receive, they give you 5 minutes sucking on that clit like a hamster on a water bottle and that's your lot. (P)lagiarism " Omg… You stole my line | |||
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"Not much wbu x You’re supposed to be the woman "You’re right should have been a one word answer | |||
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"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits”
Omg this is utterly amazing
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"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits”
Hahaha that was great, especially “angry red mushroom”" it’s an accurate description of some of them | |||
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"Not much wbu x You’re supposed to be the woman
You’re right should have been a one word answer "From a woman? Jesus… We’re used to “fuck now slut” | |||
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"Brucey boy. I just have to give credit where credit is due. This is utter genius. Thank you big boy "I'm having way too much fun with this thread | |||
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"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits”
Omg this is utterly amazing
So. Many. Times. "The only thing missing is 'I can lick for hours bby make you squirt' | |||
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"Parked in my truck Not far from you Got hard cock You want it My truck beds comfy and clean I've got drinks and left over kfc I'm great in bed Best fuck you'll get around here " Oh, hang on. KFC? Give me 5 and I'll be there. | |||
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"Salivate over my luscious wares boys "Would love to see more of you babe | |||
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"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits”
Hahaha that was great, especially “angry red mushroom”
it’s an accurate description of some of them "Haha I can’t for the life of me think of any reason for them to be so red can only guess it’s infected or they were flaying it rather furiously prior to taking the photo | |||
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"Who’s up for some filthy phone chat??" Make me cum baby | |||
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"Brucey boy. I just have to give credit where credit is due. This is utter genius. Thank you big boy
I'm having way too much fun with this thread "It’s perfect | |||
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"Not much wbu x You’re supposed to be the woman
You’re right should have been a one word answer
From a woman? Jesus…
We’re used to “fuck now slut” "Typically yeah. I put it down to being inundated but good grief the conversation can be dry | |||
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"Parked in my truck Not far from you Got hard cock You want it My truck beds comfy and clean I've got drinks and left over kfc I'm great in bed Best fuck you'll get around here " Yeah baby | |||
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"Salivate over my luscious wares boys
Would love to see more of you babe "I’m getting wetter than an otters pocket | |||
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"Not much wbu x You’re supposed to be the woman
You’re right should have been a one word answer
From a woman? Jesus…
We’re used to “fuck now slut”
Typically yeah. I put it down to being inundated but good grief the conversation can be dry"But do you want to fuck now? My hotel room? I’m horny baby? You look like I could lick you all night….. The wrong conversation obviously. These are the ones we get all the goddamn time | |||
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"Salivate over my luscious wares boys
Would love to see more of you babe
I’m getting wetter than an otters pocket "Mmmmmmmmmmmm | |||
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"I'm a professional football player, let's meet I want you to deep throat my cock until you gag and throw up! You up for it Got to be discreet because I'm a footballer in my range rover. (We've all had this one)" I’m up for it… bi man on the quiet …I can take your cock I’m sure of that big boy | |||
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"Salivate over my luscious wares boys
Would love to see more of you babe
I’m getting wetter than an otters pocket "Lads over here quick!! This one’s well easy | |||
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"Him: Hey Her: [Deletes] Him: How are you? Her: [Deletes] Him: Am I your type? Her: [Deletes] Him: Is that a no then? Her: [Deletes] Him: I know I’m not exactly what you’ve said you’re looking for but… Her: [Blocks & deletes] 30mins later…. New Forum post: ‘Why are all the women on here so stuck up - what do you have to do to get a reply?’" | |||
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"Sun's out, cocks out,big load... who wants it? Snapchat me:imatwat" I’m gonna Snapchat this one I bet it’s a real tag | |||
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"Sun's out, cocks out,big load... who wants it? Snapchat me:imatwat" | |||
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"Who wants me to fix their fence panels today? I’m free, hung and I know how to use the power drill * actual status update from “the north”" What are you on about Pickles?! You're to young to be playing with such powerful toys xx (Mrs) | |||
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"Sun's out, cocks out,big load... who wants it? Snapchat me:imatwat I’m gonna Snapchat this one I bet it’s a real tag "Id laugh if it was | |||
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"Who wants me to fix their fence panels today? I’m free, hung and I know how to use the power drill * actual status update from “the north” What are you on about Pickles?! You're to young to be playing with such powerful toys xx (Mrs)"
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"Sun's out, cocks out,big load... who wants it? Snapchat me:imatwat I’m gonna Snapchat this one I bet it’s a real tag
Id laugh if it was "I’m on it | |||
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"Who wants me to fix their fence panels today? I’m free, hung and I know how to use the power drill * actual status update from “the north”" Proper man that got his own drill and everything! | |||
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"Who wants me to fix their fence panels today? I’m free, hung and I know how to use the power drill * actual status update from “the north” Proper man that got his own drill and everything!" I know. Bet it worked in Hull | |||
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"Who’s up for some filthy phone chat??" Fab my latest picture | |||
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"I'm in your area and I'm free after 10. Wanna meet?!! I want to cream pie your prefect pussy after I've done hours of oral. I've a huge cock, as you can see in my pictures ( insert picture of said cock and sky remote). It's not a copy and paste message and I've only sent this to you as I have fancied you for ages!! Pretty please to meeting "Not all have sky you know…. | |||
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"Wow! Hot pics im wanking over mrs. J " Actually hot pics and I’m about to wank over the mrs…. | |||
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"I want all of you to come to my house and fuck me now. Bareback of course " Sorry I only meet women who are above 9 inches and you mention sex in your profile which mine clearly states never mention. | |||
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"But I'm in travelodge near you. Why not?!
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"So in this thread men are gonna be the women and women the men. So men play it cool and don't offer to fuck everything. Impossible. Fact. "Inevitable | |||
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"So in this thread men are gonna be the women and women the men. So men play it cool and don't offer to fuck everything. " Stop trying to be me! | |||
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"Wow, you're really close by! "Actually, I’m not. I don’t put my real location on my profile. Sorry. Bye. | |||
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"Wow, you're really close by!
Actually, I’m not. I don’t put my real location on my profile. Sorry. Bye." | |||
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"I'm in your area and I'm free after 10. Wanna meet?!! I want to cream pie your prefect pussy after I've done hours of oral. I've a huge cock, as you can see in my pictures ( insert picture of said cock and sky remote). It's not a copy and paste message and I've only sent this to you as I have fancied you for ages!! Pretty please to meeting
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"I’d love to have a shot of the mrs? " Does your Mrs know | |||
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"Picture this OK let's meet??? I am nearby and you say yeah let's meet and I get to the premier inn basic low rate room and push your door open because you left it unlocked even though you don't know me and as I come in the room your pussy is mega soaked because you can't stop thinking about how desirable I am and you've seen the remote pictures you know I am going to break that pussy like no other man can and as I pull my pants down with my 7 inch cock I hear the cum shoot at 34mph out of your smooth tight wet pussy and I don't hesitate to slurp that juice all up and stroke my massive cock and then before you know it I am drilling you from behind hard and fast fast and slow you've got a blindfold on you tell me I am the best fuck of your life I will lick your pussy for 82 hours and I will not die from not being able to breathe you are in heaven you will never experience another fuck like this in your whole entire existence we both know I am a God and the reason you were put on this earth is to serve me and my hard strong girth thick as a giant cucumber delicious savoury irresistible cock."
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"I’d love to have a shot of the mrs? Does your Mrs know "Well no….but what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her | |||
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"Picture this OK let's meet??? I am nearby and you say yeah let's meet and I get to the premier inn basic low rate room and push your door open because you left it unlocked even though you don't know me and as I come in the room your pussy is mega soaked because you can't stop thinking about how desirable I am and you've seen the remote pictures you know I am going to break that pussy like no other man can and as I pull my pants down with my 7 inch cock I hear the cum shoot at 34mph out of your smooth tight wet pussy and I don't hesitate to slurp that juice all up and stroke my massive cock and then before you know it I am drilling you from behind hard and fast fast and slow you've got a blindfold on you tell me I am the best fuck of your life I will lick your pussy for 82 hours and I will not die from not being able to breathe you are in heaven you will never experience another fuck like this in your whole entire existence we both know I am a God and the reason you were put on this earth is to serve me and my hard strong girth thick as a giant cucumber delicious savoury irresistible cock." *copies and pastes* J | |||
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"Picture this OK let's meet??? I am nearby and you say yeah let's meet and I get to the premier inn basic low rate room and push your door open because you left it unlocked even though you don't know me and as I come in the room your pussy is mega soaked because you can't stop thinking about how desirable I am and you've seen the remote pictures you know I am going to break that pussy like no other man can and as I pull my pants down with my 7 inch cock I hear the cum shoot at 34mph out of your smooth tight wet pussy and I don't hesitate to slurp that juice all up and stroke my massive cock and then before you know it I am drilling you from behind hard and fast fast and slow you've got a blindfold on you tell me I am the best fuck of your life I will lick your pussy for 82 hours and I will not die from not being able to breathe you are in heaven you will never experience another fuck like this in your whole entire existence we both know I am a God and the reason you were put on this earth is to serve me and my hard strong girth thick as a giant cucumber delicious savoury irresistible cock." I'm crying
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"Picture this OK let's meet??? I am nearby and you say yeah let's meet and I get to the premier inn basic low rate room and push your door open because you left it unlocked even though you don't know me and as I come in the room your pussy is mega soaked because you can't stop thinking about how desirable I am and you've seen the remote pictures you know I am going to break that pussy like no other man can and as I pull my pants down with my 7 inch cock I hear the cum shoot at 34mph out of your smooth tight wet pussy and I don't hesitate to slurp that juice all up and stroke my massive cock and then before you know it I am drilling you from behind hard and fast fast and slow you've got a blindfold on you tell me I am the best fuck of your life I will lick your pussy for 82 hours and I will not die from not being able to breathe you are in heaven you will never experience another fuck like this in your whole entire existence we both know I am a God and the reason you were put on this earth is to serve me and my hard strong girth thick as a giant cucumber delicious savoury irresistible cock." Dear god! You've sent me this 5 times already under different profile names. What is wrong with you? Will you please just fuck off! | |||
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"I’d love to have a shot of the mrs? Does your Mrs know
Well no….but what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her "All the men on this site are the same I give up | |||
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"I’d love to have a shot of the mrs? Does your Mrs know
Well no….but what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her
All the men on this site are the same I give up"There are some lovely guys, but I get you, there's an awful lot of arseholes. I keep my filters to max and just chat to the guys I think look okay. Even so, I still get some twats. Sigh. Stay strong. | |||
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"I’d love to have a shot of the mrs? Does your Mrs know
Well no….but what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her
All the men on this site are the same I give up
There are some lovely guys, but I get you, there's an awful lot of arseholes. I keep my filters to max and just chat to the guys I think look okay. Even so, I still get some twats. Sigh. Stay strong. "Thank you lovely. I’m focusing on couples and women only. Too many men are time wasters | |||
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"Why are men always ghosting me and not turning up to meets. And before you say ‘I’d never waste an opportunity to meet youI’ fuck off "I wouldn't ghost you. These timewasters ruin it for us genuine guys who want to meet. J | |||
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"But I'm in travelodge near you. Why not?!
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"Why are men always ghosting me and not turning up to meets. And before you say ‘I’d never waste an opportunity to meet youI’ fuck off
I wouldn't ghost you. These timewasters ruin it for us genuine guys who want to meet.
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"Why are men always ghosting me and not turning up to meets. And before you say ‘I’d never waste an opportunity to meet youI’ fuck off
I wouldn't ghost you. These timewasters ruin it for us genuine guys who want to meet.
J"Oh, yeah, proper genuine guy you are too. You had me sit in that pub for over an hour before I gave up and went home! Dont think I don't recognize you because you've set up a new profile. Avoid this one girls, he's a fantasist. | |||
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"Hi, how’s ya? I know you probably won’t even see this as you’re getting hundreds of messages but I’ve been to the church this morning praying you would see my message. So up too much babe? How’s fab been treating you so far? " *deletes* | |||
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"I can breathe through my ears.." With a nose like that, I can see why. | |||
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"Hi, how’s ya? I know you probably won’t even see this as you’re getting hundreds of messages but I’ve been to the church this morning praying you would see my message. So up too much babe? How’s fab been treating you so far? " | |||
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"I’m so good at giving blowjobs. I love sucking cock "I'll give you something to gag on | |||
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"I’m so good at giving blowjobs. I love sucking cock
I'll give you something to gag on"That’s a very pretty penis | |||
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"I’m so good at giving blowjobs. I love sucking cock
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That’s a very pretty penis "Thanks ,it's in high demand and a has a bit of an odd looking rash but I'm you'll be fine I promise | |||
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"Hi, how’s ya? I know you probably won’t even see this as you’re getting hundreds of messages but I’ve been to the church this morning praying you would see my message. So up too much babe? How’s fab been treating you so far? *deletes*" Your loss. | |||
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