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I've trimmed most of my body

By *iscean_dream OP Man over a year ago

Llanelli

My beard it tidy, my bush is now a rug, stomach is donning a nice landing strip and my cock and balls are smoother than galaxy chocolate.

Does anybody need a wig?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, but I need some for the potion I'm brewing. Muahaha.

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

I think you should trim ALL of your body!

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By *iscean_dream OP Man over a year ago

Llanelli

"No, but I need some for the potion I'm brewing. Muahaha.

You casting spells?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, but I need some for the potion I'm brewing. Muahaha.

You casting spells? "

Only good ones. Attracting certain energy;)

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By *iscean_dream OP Man over a year ago

Llanelli

"I think you should trim ALL of your body!

Screw that, way too itchy

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

I'll take it

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Have you got enough going spare for me to fashion a groovy seventies style moustache and sideburns?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man over a year ago

Llanelli

"No, but I need some for the potion I'm brewing. Muahaha.

You casting spells?

Only good ones. Attracting certain energy;)

Can you please attract money my way?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll take it "

Are you going thin on top Brucey?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man over a year ago

Llanelli

"Have you got enough going spare for me to fashion a groovy seventies style moustache and sideburns? "

Without a doubt, there's definitely enough for that

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"I'll take it

Are you going thin on top Brucey? "

No I just want to use it as a Fleshlight

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By *iscean_dream OP Man over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll take it

Are you going thin on top Brucey?

No I just want to use it as a Fleshlight "

That would work, I think

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By *929Man over a year ago

bedlington

Put it outside see if the birds take it away for their nests

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By *iscean_dream OP Man over a year ago

Llanelli

"Put it outside see if the birds take it away for their nests "

Would be nice and warm for them at night

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Are you getting laid or is this an annual occurrence!

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By *iscean_dream OP Man over a year ago

Llanelli

"Are you getting laid or is this an annual occurrence!"

Meant to be seeing someone this weekend

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My beard it tidy, my bush is now a rug, stomach is donning a nice landing strip and my cock and balls are smoother than galaxy chocolate.

Does anybody need a wig? "

Did you make a lovely cushion yet OP? Nero can help you with the sewing I’m sure

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By *iscean_dream OP Man over a year ago

Llanelli

"My beard it tidy, my bush is now a rug, stomach is donning a nice landing strip and my cock and balls are smoother than galaxy chocolate.

Does anybody need a wig?

Did you make a lovely cushion yet OP? Nero can help you with the sewing I’m sure

I could make one with a animal on it so it's really realistic

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My beard it tidy, my bush is now a rug, stomach is donning a nice landing strip and my cock and balls are smoother than galaxy chocolate.

Does anybody need a wig?

Did you make a lovely cushion yet OP? Nero can help you with the sewing I’m sure

I could make one with a animal on it so it's really realistic "

That would work really well. Hippo or elephant?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man over a year ago

Llanelli

"My beard it tidy, my bush is now a rug, stomach is donning a nice landing strip and my cock and balls are smoother than galaxy chocolate.

Does anybody need a wig?

Did you make a lovely cushion yet OP? Nero can help you with the sewing I’m sure

I could make one with a animal on it so it's really realistic

That would work really well. Hippo or elephant?

I don't know what nature programs you been watching

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My beard it tidy, my bush is now a rug, stomach is donning a nice landing strip and my cock and balls are smoother than galaxy chocolate.

Does anybody need a wig?

Did you make a lovely cushion yet OP? Nero can help you with the sewing I’m sure

I could make one with a animal on it so it's really realistic

That would work really well. Hippo or elephant?

I don't know what nature programs you been watching

Oh those ones with David Attenborough. Amazing they are

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