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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Absolutely loved it when she would be doing the washing up or cooking dinner (not being sexist with that)and you get the horn so start touching the boobs from behind and end up having that quick hard doggy style sex |
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over a year ago
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"I don’t ever go into my kitchen if my husband is home, so won’t be happening
Big no go area then "
Well I don’t cook and we recently bought a dishwasher, I’ll maybe go in to put some washing on but that’s about it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don’t ever go into my kitchen if my husband is home, so won’t be happening
Big no go area then
Well I don’t cook and we recently bought a dishwasher, I’ll maybe go in to put some washing on but that’s about it "
Well least you don’t pretend to try and cook and now what you ain’t good at and what you are good at then |
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As long as I get to step away from the oven first dont want to singe my blouse 
Bent over a breakfast bar or lifted up onto the worksurface is rather nice too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As long as I get to step away from the oven first dont want to singe my blouse
Bent over a breakfast bar or lifted up onto the worksurface is rather nice too. "
Course safety first! Agree with them as well. Missionary on the table as well |
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"As long as I get to step away from the oven first dont want to singe my blouse
Bent over a breakfast bar or lifted up onto the worksurface is rather nice too. "
Kitchen Island sex is really great; be sure to grab a wooden spoon and bang on all the hanging pots and pans. You can even tap a metronome up there to set your partners tempo to…  |
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I love when I'm making the dinner in my kitchen and my partner is having a shit (not being sexist) and then he comes down an hour later and I wank him off whilst the spuds are boiling for the lasagne (not being sexist) and then he puts pornhub on his phone (not being sexist) because he can't reach climax without a pair of decent titties looking at him and then he loses his boner because I wasn't paying attention to the spuds (not being sexist) and he goes for another shit that takes him 12 minutes (not being sexist) and then he's just not in the mood anymore but he does like my lasagne. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I love when I'm making the dinner in my kitchen and my partner is having a shit (not being sexist) and then he comes down an hour later and I wank him off whilst the spuds are boiling for the lasagne (not being sexist) and then he puts pornhub on his phone (not being sexist) because he can't reach climax without a pair of decent titties looking at him and then he loses his boner because I wasn't paying attention to the spuds (not being sexist) and he goes for another shit that takes him 12 minutes (not being sexist) and then he's just not in the mood anymore but he does like my lasagne."
I came in the lasagne |
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"I love when I'm making the dinner in my kitchen and my partner is having a shit (not being sexist) and then he comes down an hour later and I wank him off whilst the spuds are boiling for the lasagne (not being sexist) and then he puts pornhub on his phone (not being sexist) because he can't reach climax without a pair of decent titties looking at him and then he loses his boner because I wasn't paying attention to the spuds (not being sexist) and he goes for another shit that takes him 12 minutes (not being sexist) and then he's just not in the mood anymore but he does like my lasagne.
I came in the lasagne"
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"I love when I'm making the dinner in my kitchen and my partner is having a shit (not being sexist) and then he comes down an hour later and I wank him off whilst the spuds are boiling for the lasagne (not being sexist) and then he puts pornhub on his phone (not being sexist) because he can't reach climax without a pair of decent titties looking at him and then he loses his boner because I wasn't paying attention to the spuds (not being sexist) and he goes for another shit that takes him 12 minutes (not being sexist) and then he's just not in the mood anymore but he does like my lasagne."
You’ve just reminded me; I need a shit…  |
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"Absolutely loved it when she would be doing the washing up or cooking dinner (not being sexist with that)and you get the horn so start touching the boobs from behind and end up having that quick hard doggy style sex "
This happens at ours on occasion though rarely if one of us is cooking - food is far too important to mess up for a bit of nookie. |
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"I love when I'm making the dinner in my kitchen and my partner is having a shit (not being sexist) and then he comes down an hour later and I wank him off whilst the spuds are boiling for the lasagne (not being sexist) and then he puts pornhub on his phone (not being sexist) because he can't reach climax without a pair of decent titties looking at him and then he loses his boner because I wasn't paying attention to the spuds (not being sexist) and he goes for another shit that takes him 12 minutes (not being sexist) and then he's just not in the mood anymore but he does like my lasagne."
Makes note *must try lasagna with spuds* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As long as I get to step away from the oven first dont want to singe my blouse
Bent over a breakfast bar or lifted up onto the worksurface is rather nice too.
Kitchen Island sex is really great; be sure to grab a wooden spoon and bang on all the hanging pots and pans. You can even tap a metronome up there to set your partners tempo to… "
I need to try this. Even better if there's a sink and one of those squirty hose taps I can twirl |
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