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over a year ago
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I worked for a long time in the Charter Yacht industry and this was definitely the anthem of all (male) yachties.....
Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"it should be DONT GO WASTING MY TIME
Boooring....you just hav'nt met the right people yet
moaning about it just puts people off of you  "
Umm.....who's moaning? i'm definitely not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"it should be DONT GO WASTING MY TIME
Boooring....you just hav'nt met the right people yet
moaning about it just puts people off of you
Umm.....who's moaning? i'm definitely not!"
No not you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"it should be DONT GO WASTING MY TIME
Boooring....you just hav'nt met the right people yet
moaning about it just puts people off of you
Umm.....who's moaning? i'm definitely not!
No not you "
Phew! I was just quoting a well known Antipodean folk song! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"it should be DONT GO WASTING MY TIME
Boooring....you just hav'nt met the right people yet
moaning about it just puts people off of you
Umm.....who's moaning? i'm definitely not!
No not you
Phew! I was just quoting a well known Antipodean folk song!"
any particular tune to it ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"it should be DONT GO WASTING MY TIME
Boooring....you just hav'nt met the right people yet
moaning about it just puts people off of you
Umm.....who's moaning? i'm definitely not!
No not you
Phew! I was just quoting a well known Antipodean folk song!
any particular tune to it ??"
You can download it from iTunes, just search for Kevin "Bloody" Wilson |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"it should be DONT GO WASTING MY TIME
Boooring....you just hav'nt met the right people yet
moaning about it just puts people off of you
Umm.....who's moaning? i'm definitely not!
No not you
Phew! I was just quoting a well known Antipodean folk song!
any particular tune to it ??
You can download it from iTunes, just search for Kevin "Bloody" Wilson"
that will cost me 72p...im not made of money ....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"it should be DONT GO WASTING MY TIME
Boooring....you just hav'nt met the right people yet
moaning about it just puts people off of you
Umm.....who's moaning? i'm definitely not!
No not you
Phew! I was just quoting a well known Antipodean folk song!
any particular tune to it ??
You can download it from iTunes, just search for Kevin "Bloody" Wilson
that will cost me 72p...im not made of money ......."
ffs........call me and i'll sing it to you! |
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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago
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Better still, Black Lace: Were having a gang bang!
Great chorus...were having a gang bang, were having a ball. Were having a gang bang, against the wall 
Just to show age and bad taste, it came on a 12" single (that's vinyl) with an adult version of agadoo, called Have a screw.
"Have a screw, screw, screw can you give my friend one too" 
Off for therapy now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hi hun - you ok? heard that steve gave you pc advice? ain't he lovely?"
Yes he is a star got it working.
Could have used him at 4 am this morning though. |
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"hi hun - you ok? heard that steve gave you pc advice? ain't he lovely?
Yes he is a star got it working.
Could have used him at 4 am this morning though.
mmmm really young lady?"
I wish hun 
But no it was his PC knowledge I wanted my laptop decided not to connect to the net all cos I was daft enought to forget that switching off a set of sockets means EVERYTHING plugged into them goes off
Shona
x x x |
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"hi hun - you ok? heard that steve gave you pc advice? ain't he lovely?
Yes he is a star got it working.
Could have used him at 4 am this morning though.
mmmm really young lady?
I wish hun
But no it was his PC knowledge I wanted my laptop decided not to connect to the net all cos I was daft enought to forget that switching off a set of sockets means EVERYTHING plugged into them goes off
Shona
x x x "
Aww love you sweetie xx |
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