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The Worst Thing About Sex Is……..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Making sure the body is back in the rack before the other morticians come back from their break"
Shhh - don't give your profession away, or was that just a diversionary tactic where in fact you are a sheep farmer?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Making sure the body is back in the rack before the other morticians come back from their break
Shhh - don't give your profession away, or was that just a diversionary tactic where in fact you are a sheep farmer? "
Just an opportunist in the right place at the right time  |
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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago
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Clean-up.
Or, as evidenced the other day, getting a bit older. I had to take a break, for christs sake. I mean, I had put in a heck of an effort up until that point, but still - having to collapse for a few minutes to catch my breath was the bloody worst. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My fanny always churns out thick lumpy discharge when I'm turned on and it smells like out of date fish fingers."
Captain Birdseye might be interested in that! |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"It ending.
My immediate thought was “when it’s over”
I’m just down the road from you *waves*"
And I’ve just looked at your profile, I bloody love Frank Turner, I’ve seen him half a dozen times! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is nothing wrong with meaningful sex.
There is everything wrong with meaningless sex.
Sadly 99% of people on here prefer the latter."
Nonsense.
Love long passionate romantic sessions, whether a one off or repeat |
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