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Yes….sadly this post won’t be nearly as exciting as the title may suggest and due to stringent health and safety protocols, there won’t actually be any combative activity whatsoever involving power tools.
Sorry 
Nonetheless, I will be tallying up your votes in order to ascertain a clear winner, so….Good folks…..
What is your favourite power tool of choice?
Don’t you just feeling bloody awesome when holding one, ey?
Anyway, let this battle of the ages for ultimate power tool supremacy commence!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love me a big petrol driven chainsaw.
Grrrrrr, chopping trees down.
Anything that has a pull start is so damn manly!!! "
Unless it’s me trying to start it, unsuccessfully. Then I look a wally |
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"What's the size limit? Where I work, we have power tools ranging from Stihl Saws to my favourite, 50 tonne tracked excavators with hydraulic jack hammers."
Strewth! That sounds an absolute beast!  |
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I’m in absolute love with my new battery operated cut off saw.
Much more powerful than expected and chews through all sorts impressively with pretty decent battery life.
So much quieter than my stihl saw and no more fucking about with petrol and pull starting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hubby has a garage full of snap on tools.
There’s definitely a joke or two in this but I can’t bring myself to make one."
lol He has air tools but he bought all the electric ones. It's nice I don't have to hear the compressor running |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Yes….sadly this post won’t be nearly as exciting as the title may suggest and due to stringent health and safety protocols, there won’t actually be any combative activity whatsoever involving power tools.
Sorry
Nonetheless, I will be tallying up your votes in order to ascertain a clear winner, so….Good folks…..
What is your favourite power tool of choice?
Don’t you just feeling bloody awesome when holding one, ey?
Anyway, let this battle of the ages for ultimate power tool supremacy commence! "
a cordless chopsaw what an invention  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big Carl is one that pops up semi regularly in my working week. And no, I'm not getting mixed up with big Harold.
However for the handheld variety, can't beat a nail gun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Update: This is tight; so many amazing power tools listed and my phallus has been subsequently rendered as hard as a Rolled Steel Joist…
Um….I mean carry on my fine people  "
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"Love me a big petrol driven chainsaw.
Grrrrrr, chopping trees down.
Anything that has a pull start is so damn manly!!! "
Amen! That is so true! The primal power of the yanking back of the cord is, I feel, clearly symbolic and masturbatory in its intrinsic nature.
*fappety fap*
Ladies: You are aroused by men pulling back the pull start. Yes?
Just say yes. Please!….I’m so close to cumming here…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love me a big petrol driven chainsaw.
Grrrrrr, chopping trees down.
Anything that has a pull start is so damn manly!!!
Amen! That is so true! The primal power of the yanking back of the cord is, I feel, clearly symbolic and masturbatory in its intrinsic nature.
*fappety fap*
Ladies: You are aroused by men pulling back the pull start. Yes?
Just say yes. Please!….I’m so close to cumming here…. "
Yes! I waited ten minutes so you could pre cum first. |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
Ramsbottom |
"My tractor’s got to be my favourite. That counts, right?
If not, I’ll go with the brushcutter. I love the smell of two-stroke in the morning."
Gotta love the smell of a two stroke, and for that reason I enter my unreturned “whacker plate”… god damn that’s some machine. |
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"My tractor’s got to be my favourite. That counts, right?
If not, I’ll go with the brushcutter. I love the smell of two-stroke in the morning.
Gotta love the smell of a two stroke, and for that reason I enter my unreturned “whacker plate”… god damn that’s some machine. "
Unreturned 
I’m gonna have to hire one tomorrow as some utter bastards nicked my belle a few weeks ago. |
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By *egoMan
over a year ago
Preston |
Normal useful tools, then my impact driver.
Noisy tools, petrol chainsaw.
My fave tool ever handled. A battery powered jaws life. I chopped everything I could find with it, including a whole land rover dash. |
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"Love me a big petrol driven chainsaw.
Grrrrrr, chopping trees down.
Anything that has a pull start is so damn manly!!!
Amen! That is so true! The primal power of the yanking back of the cord is, I feel, clearly symbolic and masturbatory in its intrinsic nature.
*fappety fap*
Ladies: You are aroused by men pulling back the pull start. Yes?
Just say yes. Please!….I’m so close to cumming here….
Yes! I waited ten minutes so you could pre cum first. "
 The pre-cum is flowing out of me like Angel Falls here….  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love me a big petrol driven chainsaw.
Grrrrrr, chopping trees down.
Anything that has a pull start is so damn manly!!!
Amen! That is so true! The primal power of the yanking back of the cord is, I feel, clearly symbolic and masturbatory in its intrinsic nature.
*fappety fap*
Ladies: You are aroused by men pulling back the pull start. Yes?
Just say yes. Please!….I’m so close to cumming here….
Yes! I waited ten minutes so you could pre cum first.
The pre-cum is flowing out of me like Angel Falls here…. "
I better get my steam cleaner out
I do like happy ending.
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By *929Man
over a year ago
northumberland |
I couldn’t pick just one as all have their use and many I’d be lost without, my favourites are simply the ones that are the most use/save the most effort.
A few favourites and reasons why are
Belle bc350 brick saw - a bastard to store and move about but saves the back when cutting in a driveway all day long as not bent over, neater cuts and zero undercut as well as no marking for halves ect
Micro digger - fits in most back gardens, hand digging is fucking shit especially as getting older, saves effort and loads of time some smaller patios have had dug out by 9 o’clock first day
Leaf blower - sounds daft but great for blowing off excess brushing in sand as well as the excess jointing after striking off patio joints can do it straight away whereas would have to wait ages to brush off
When I first started working for my dad as a laddie he wouldn’t buy any gear and only tool for cutting in was a dodgy old sthil saw that wouldn’t idle and started when it wanted I remember afternoons sitting waiting trying the saw and every ten minutes hoping it would start decided never to be in thst situation when worked for self later |
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