"Horizontal butt crack. I can always sit on a toilet for a No.2 sideways. But a vertical mouth would be awkward. Although potentially perfect for kiss one thing"
Your bum would clap everytime you went down stairs though |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Have a horizontal butt crack or a vertical mouth?
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Congrats. 
It's so rare to see an original forum thread these days. 
*Doffs cap* 
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*oh - and definitely the horizontal butt crack. A vertical mouth would be fine for cunnilingus but awkward for eating pizza slices as the toppings would all fall off. |
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