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"Loveable dickead. Can eat pussy for hours. Don't hesitate to sit on his face. Will have you gushing for days, even after you've left. Doesn't care if squirt even is pee."
Think that pretty much covers everything  |
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Turned up late, tripped over her own feet, spilled tea everywhere and talked too much. I shoved something in her mouth to shut her up in the end! Sucked like a Dyson, with a broken motor, so I treated her to a wet n wild time, she was like a tsunami.
She is one of the good ones, guys, wish I could keep her all for myself, treat her with respect!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bit of a tit at times, couldn’t shut her up, a disaster waiting to happen. Oh and she thinks she can dance "
She can. Especially when Tina starts rolling in |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Bit of a tit at times, couldn’t shut her up, a disaster waiting to happen. Oh and she thinks she can dance
She can. Especially when Tina starts rolling in "
Whiplash nearly every time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've chuckled a lot already. Please continue 
What about yours??? "
I forgot mine own.. Good point CG 
That's what I do with my own threads a lot..
Give me a moment |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I've chuckled a lot already. Please continue
What about yours???
I forgot mine own.. Good point CG
That's what I do with my own threads a lot..
Give me a moment "
Twiddles thumbs in anticipation  |
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She is awkward and prone to blushing. Shouts out "it's not a wee!" at inopportune moments
I have my doubts that he can find his way around a body given that he couldn't find his way to the nearest McDonald's
Despite this would meet again.
J |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
Arrived in work van, Took a piss in my toilet and never bothered to flush the chain, Waited till I was asleep and ate half the contents of my fridge and disappeared into the night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like a panda!……
Looks much better in his photos
At least he showered
After 4 viagra we got him working
Like a panda ???
Why ? "
Eats shoots and leaves! - You knew that though! Right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Like a panda!……
Looks much better in his photos
At least he showered
After 4 viagra we got him working
Like a panda ???
Why ?
Eats shoots and leaves! - You knew that though! Right? "
I missed that reference but thanks for educating me funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks can be deceiving, she may look naive and innocent but there’s a little known side to her"
The well known side of her is familiar with everyone north of Milton Keynes tho |
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"Looks can be deceiving, she may look naive and innocent but there’s a little known side to her
The well known side of her is familiar with everyone north of Milton Keynes tho "
You’d be wrong, I’m selective |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looks can be deceiving, she may look naive and innocent but there’s a little known side to her
The well known side of her is familiar with everyone north of Milton Keynes tho "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Shorter and fatter in person but would probably see again if nobody else was free.’ "
Or
‘His pickle is certainly magic. I’d like to cum all over that shaft of his again some time soon. If you’re lucky enough, don’t pass up the opportunity’ |
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He's definitely a keeper but I feel he should be shared, I felt like a real life princess from the moment we met until he left.
He also puts the toilet seat down after peeing and doesn't double dip so you don't need to worry about yeast infections |
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By *nobyMan
over a year ago
Dorchester |
Nice guy. Made us both laugh, put us at ease. We had a ball! He had two. Sex was good but not outstanding, except at 6pm when the back door unexpectedly blew shut, and for a while all three of us were outstanding in the garden. Spare keys, so happy ending! |
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A bit like a roller-coaster. At first you look and think, omg, do I really want to do this? A little apprehension at the beginning but then has you screaming and wanting to go again.... could also just turn your stomach and make you sick.
Or
A little like your favourite tatty old t-shirt, there's no way you'd want to be seen out in public with it, but there's something so good about it when having a day in bed that you can't bring yourself to get rid of it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If someone met me (I won't speak for Miles here haha) theh would write:
"Issues. Issues everywhere. Abort!"
Tones
Wears tit t-shirts like no other "
They were cocks ! I need a tit one too. You are right;) |
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"Turned up late, tripped over her own feet, spilled tea everywhere and talked too much. I shoved something in her mouth to shut her up in the end! Sucked like a Dyson, with a broken motor, so I treated her to a wet n wild time, she was like a tsunami.
She is one of the good ones, guys, wish I could keep her all for myself, treat her with respect! "
Nearly spit tea through my nose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Managed to tie him down after eons trying to align the sex diaries. Finally managed to get down to some serious heavy petting and mediocre quality rumpy-pumpy. Surprisingly agile for a fat lad, he’s well worth giving him one, maybe even two. Everyone should experience his Fast and Furious, at least once. Don’t hand him your knickers though, I’m considering legal action to get mine back. They’re expensive. |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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When he talked of “sleeping together” I thought it was quaint. However, he left me in the bedroom to undress and came back in his pyjamas, carrying a hot water bottle and handed me a flannelette nightie.
He did offer to go halves on my bus fair home.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I already put a self veri on my profile after taking time off "
I just read it ! There are some discrepancies! Banter much higher to start with. Come on
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Managed to tie him down after eons trying to align the sex diaries. Finally managed to get down to some serious heavy petting and mediocre quality rumpy-pumpy. Surprisingly agile for a fat lad, he’s well worth giving him one, maybe even two. Everyone should experience his Fast and Furious, at least once. Don’t hand him your knickers though, I’m considering legal action to get mine back. They’re expensive. "
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"A bit like a roller-coaster. At first you look and think, omg, do I really want to do this? A little apprehension at the beginning but then has you screaming and wanting to go again.... could also just turn your stomach and make you sick.
Or
A little like your favourite tatty old t-shirt, there's no way you'd want to be seen out in public with it, but there's something so good about it when having a day in bed that you can't bring yourself to get rid of it. "
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"She is awkward and prone to blushing. Shouts out "it's not a wee!" at inopportune moments
I have my doubts that he can find his way around a body given that he couldn't find his way to the nearest McDonald's
Despite this would meet again.
J"
OMG. I love you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great guy, great time, great coffee
Don't remember much after coffee tho... 
Was it the red pill or the blue you slipped in it ? "
Haha combination of both |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
london stratford |
Some will like him and some wont.
He is not everyones cuppa tea.
You can call him Quirky, Eccentric (his favorite description) or plain old weird (most peoples description of him).
He can be funny when he knows you and does not take himself seriously.
He is also very kinky and loves taboo shit, so be careful.
Looks wise. Short, fat (got a Chinese budha figure) but he is not a minger.
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This big hunk of stuff has a face only a mother could love. But don’t let that put you off! He’s charm and wit will have you trembling at the knees! Then again he’s bad breath could do that too.
You can keep your Brad Pitt’s as this guy is more like his brother…….Cess.
Treat him with respect! |
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