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Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower!
I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch.
My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned! |
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower!
I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch.
My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned!"
Oh you fucker! That'll be sore fella. Every man is currently wincing in pain  |
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower!
I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch.
My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned!
Oh you fucker! That'll be sore fella. Every man is currently wincing in pain "
some of us are laughing |
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower!
I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch.
My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned!"
So you had shaved said nether regions prior to spraying alcohol on them?
Errrr… I don’t think you wanted to do that darling  |
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"Aftershave on the glans.
Now that’s a fascinating sensation…."
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Let's just say that if I were to drop my boxers for a fine woman it would be like opening a bouquet of flowers with a side order of Habanero chillies!  |
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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago
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"Can I add to that never be very generous with deep heat on a groin strain....thought my balls were on fire.  "
JESUS CHRIST THAT IS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE I walked about 50 metres and ran back home and into the shower |
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"Aftershave on the glans.
Now that’s a fascinating sensation….
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Let's just say that if I were to drop my boxers for a fine woman it would be like opening a bouquet of flowers with a side order of Habanero chillies! "
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower!
I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch.
My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned!"
It's a convenient emergency disinfectant if you catch your old chap in your zipper though, if you've no dettol or similar to hand.
I've worn button flys for years..... 
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"I often spray a little cologne on my bits, also after shaving there, I never had a problem, I think it hurts or burns if you hold the spray too close and it "wets" the skin."
Mint source shower gel has the same effect on your foreskin. Dove is the way to go  |
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower!
I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch.
My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned!"
Lol! Oh Dear Nero. Yes fragrance does not belong on one's genitals regardless of gender. We ladies know how delicate our pink bits can be. Men should treat theirs just as gently.
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"I often spray a little cologne on my bits, also after shaving there, I never had a problem, I think it hurts or burns if you hold the spray too close and it "wets" the skin.
Mint source shower gel has the same effect on your foreskin. Dove is the way to go "
And on the lady labias.
I'm never showering with male shower gel again. Lol! |
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower!
I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch.
My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned!
It's a convenient emergency disinfectant if you catch your old chap in your zipper though, if you've no dettol or similar to hand.
I've worn button flys for years.....
A"
I've not been brave enough for years to do knickerless and jeans. Lol! I went skirt and knicker-free last week....it was a hot day...and a hot meet.  |
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"I often spray a little cologne on my bits, also after shaving there, I never had a problem, I think it hurts or burns if you hold the spray too close and it "wets" the skin.
Mint source shower gel has the same effect on your foreskin. Dove is the way to go "
Original Source mint is napalm! |
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower!
I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch.
My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned!"
Oh Nero have you tried a cold compress? |
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"Please tell me this wasn't post shave "
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Thank you! Finally.
For the record: this has nothing to do with me shaving down there.
It's just..that..the cologne was astringent and formidable!
Behind every strong scent is a strongly opinionated wømån. |
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"Put your balls aside for the moment Nero.
I'm nosey and I want to know who you had your annual shower and spruce up for, it's not your birthday! "
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It's my annual exfoliation; it's my Buffdåy.
#ItsNotMyBirthday |
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"Please tell me this wasn't post shave
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Thank you! Finally.
For the record: this has nothing to do with me shaving down there.
It's just..that..the cologne was astringent and formidable!
Behind every strong scent is a strongly opinionated wømån. "
As long as nobody was due to go down on you Nero |
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"Nero, I'd assumed you'd have a collection of scented, yet gentle, moisturisers to match your cologne collection. Quite disappointed to learn otherwise actually.
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YOLO, that would be like tempering an inferno using dainty ice cubes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dont put tooth paste on your arse if you had the shits for 3 to 5 days it hurts more than sanding the liquid from your eyeballs "
Now who (and why) thinks toothpaste should go anywhere near one's arse? |
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over a year ago
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"I honestly thought this thread was going to involve a ‘just the tip’ joke.
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My groin burns more fiercely than Sauron's inflamed êyê from Mount Doom."
Sudocrem is your best friend Nero |
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"Dont put tooth paste on your arse if you had the shits for 3 to 5 days it hurts more than sanding the liquid from your eyeballs
Now who (and why) thinks toothpaste should go anywhere near one's arse? "
Minty fresh arse hole |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
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"Dont put tooth paste on your arse if you had the shits for 3 to 5 days it hurts more than sanding the liquid from your eyeballs
Now who (and why) thinks toothpaste should go anywhere near one's arse? "
its cool in the mouth so u would think a sore anus would benefit from a good cooling anyway it dont cool anything |
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"I honestly thought this thread was going to involve a ‘just the tip’ joke.
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My groin burns more fiercely than Sauron's inflamed êyê from Mount Doom.
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Sudocrem is your best friend Nero "
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Sod your crem' is what I say! |
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"Aftershave on the glans.
Now that’s a fascinating sensation….
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The new treatment for ED is ethanol that's rubbed on it. 66% effective. Obviously the package doesn't sell itself as alcohol and is way pricier |
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"Aftershave on the glans.
Now that’s a fascinating sensation….
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The new treatment for ED is ethanol that's rubbed on it. 66% effective. Obviously the package doesn't sell itself as alcohol and is way pricier "
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I much prefer pricier labelled alcohol in an atomiser. |
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