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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Tried in my 20's
Succeeded.
Not a fucking chance these days. Would be an awkward call to 101 to explain how I'd put my back out and the thought of paramedics walking in to arrive with me in the Halasana yoga position with my starfish winking at them is more than enough to put me off trying ever again.......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?  "
I tried once, I got that close that I could feel the heat from it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?
I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.  "
I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his 
That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?
I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.
I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his
That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now"
Was it permanent? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?
I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.
I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his
That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now
Was it permanent? "
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"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?
I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.
I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his
That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now
Was it permanent?
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I hope it wasn't sharpie. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?
I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.
I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his
That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now
Was it permanent?
I hope it wasn't sharpie. "
Imagine going for a pee with a sharpie stuck down your Japs eye |
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"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?
I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.
I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his
That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now
Was it permanent?
I hope it wasn't sharpie.
Imagine going for a pee with a sharpie stuck down your Japs eye "
No thanks. I'd rather not imagine that.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?
I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.
I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his
That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now
Was it permanent?
I hope it wasn't sharpie.
Imagine going for a pee with a sharpie stuck down your Japs eye
No thanks. I'd rather not imagine that. "
I wasn’t talking to you  |
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"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?
I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.
I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his
That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now
Was it permanent?
I hope it wasn't sharpie.
Imagine going for a pee with a sharpie stuck down your Japs eye
No thanks. I'd rather not imagine that.
I wasn’t talking to you "
Good. I wasn't talking to you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?
I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.
I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his
That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now
Was it permanent?
I hope it wasn't sharpie.
Imagine going for a pee with a sharpie stuck down your Japs eye
No thanks. I'd rather not imagine that.
I wasn’t talking to you
Good. I wasn't talking to you. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My beer keg gets in the way
But you’ve tried? 
Nope I know better
Can you lick your belly button out?
Not trying that it's to fluffy "
Like a growler? |
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By *ullyMan
over a year ago
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Used to get the tip in my mouth but various car crashes later I’m just not that flexible anymore.
I could suck about half but a fall through a scaffold and a broken back stopped that for good. Worse still, not my fault but that of a stipid contractoer, and no bloody compo! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Used to get the tip in my mouth but various car crashes later I’m just not that flexible anymore.
I could suck about half but a fall through a scaffold and a broken back stopped that for good. Worse still, not my fault but that of a stipid contractoer, and no bloody compo!"
A bad back and no self suck  bad day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Never tried just thinking about it gives backache
Grow your knob then?
Been trying to no avail for 39 years mate "
Hang a weight off the end of your bobbies helmet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage
Get virgin and you’ll be even closer
I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month "
Can we have a progress report with photos so we can support and guide you along the way |
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"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage
Get virgin and you’ll be even closer
I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month
Can we have a progress report with photos so we can support and guide you along the way "
I'll ask Helen from next door if she can film me over the fence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage
Get virgin and you’ll be even closer
I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month
Can we have a progress report with photos so we can support and guide you along the way
I'll ask Helen from next door if she can film me over the fence "
Can Helen suck her cock? |
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"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage
Get virgin and you’ll be even closer
I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month
Can we have a progress report with photos so we can support and guide you along the way
I'll ask Helen from next door if she can film me over the fence
Can Helen suck her cock? "
She might suck mine if I poke it through the fence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage
Get virgin and you’ll be even closer
I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month
Can we have a progress report with photos so we can support and guide you along the way
I'll ask Helen from next door if she can film me over the fence
Can Helen suck her cock?
She might suck mine if I poke it through the fence "
Watch you don’t get splinters in your cock, cock. |
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"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage
Get virgin and you’ll be even closer
I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month
Can we have a progress report with photos so we can support and guide you along the way
I'll ask Helen from next door if she can film me over the fence
Can Helen suck her cock?
She might suck mine if I poke it through the fence
Watch you don’t get splinters in your cock, cock. "
Cock splinters |
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