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By *unx2019 OP Couple
over a year ago
Moray |
What's silliest question ever been asked.
Stated on here not meeting due to health issue but still been asked if meeting. Bad enough, but when reply in message that in hospital next question has been " are you ok?" I mean in hospital so yeah all good as they now offering beds out in the under pressure NHS!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean I did ask if Derek acorah had shagged a ghost the other day.
Silly because obviously he has
Isn’t he dead?
Yeah I didn't know that to be fair "
Did I miss the joke? Soz  |
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"Why you’re single with body like that?
Why you not underneath me with a body like that?
Nobody actually asked me that Brucey (yet but there we go). I would, actually."
Err...my advances not good enough?   |
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"Why you’re single with body like that?
Why you not underneath me with a body like that?
Nobody actually asked me that Brucey (yet but there we go). I would, actually.
Err...my advances not good enough? "
I thought you prefer me on the top?  |
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"Why you’re single with body like that?
Why you not underneath me with a body like that?
Nobody actually asked me that Brucey (yet but there we go). I would, actually.
Err...my advances not good enough?
I thought you prefer me on the top? "
Top, underneath.....I need your hot body |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"Are those pork pies vegetarian?"
Whilst signwriting the side of a narrow boat,"how are you going to do the other side?" Turn the boat round,"oh".
Whilst signwriting another boat,by a policeman!,"what are you doing?"
By another policeman (sgt) who had travelled 1/2 mile in a straight line down a farm track "how do I get back?" He is now an inspector in child protection. |
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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire/Northwest |
"What's silliest question ever been asked.
Stated on here not meeting due to health issue but still been asked if meeting. Bad enough, but when reply in message that in hospital next question has been " are you ok?" I mean in hospital so yeah all good as they now offering beds out in the under pressure NHS!!!
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I dont think its a silly question, just a normal response like a person says to a friend because you know they aren't dying if they reply they are in hospital (which is kinda odd to reply to someone on fab tbf)
Weirdest question was two words pure blood? I don't understand what that even means. |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
"More than once have I been asked, ‘Are you sitting here?’ whilst sat down in public.
Er….?! No, I’m just a bloody hologram. What the hell?!  "
Or at a bus stop being asked are you waiting for the bus  |
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