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For all the men who say cum is good for the skin
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"........should it tingle 
If it fizzes call 111.
"111 what's your emergency"......"ummm I need jizz fizz advice"....  "
Careful of your eyes too.
You don't want pink eye; everyone will know what you've been up to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"........should it tingle
If it fizzes call 111.
"111 what's your emergency"......"ummm I need jizz fizz advice"....
Careful of your eyes too.
You don't want pink eye; everyone will know what you've been up to."
Sounds like you're talking from experience here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?
That is actually pretty good question 
I'd like to know why so many men say semen is good for the skin.
Coz they want to cum on faces... "
Shhhh......don't tell everyone  |
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I always make a point to jizz into a bottle which I then take into the shower and use as expedient shampoo 
My mate, Bear Grylls taught me that one.
He assured me that he wasn’t in fact sniggering at the time, rather he had a touch of hayfever |
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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago
preston |
"I'm at the age where I shoot talc!"
There's a Bill Hicks line I always like where he quips, on the subject of his wank schedule, "Is it a bad sign when you cum and nothing but air shoots out. Fffffppp..."
Always gives me a chuckle. |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?
That is actually pretty good question
I'd like to know why so many men say semen is good for the skin.
Coz they want to cum on faces... "
They all swear by it though.
I think they secretly all use it as moisturiser |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?
Only if you watch and sit on it after lol x
I said do you, not will you  "
Good point lol yes, as of tonight xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?"
Not my own, but I do have great skin so maybe all those facials over the years have been beneficial, if a little messy |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?
Not my own, but I do have great skin so maybe all those facials over the years have been beneficial, if a little messy"
You're not helping my case, Bussy lol
I must say though, my boobs are very soft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How else would I maintain my beautiful leathery skin condition 
Lard?
It’s very good for cooking too
Chips fried in lard are excellent
I meant my spunk.
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Man fat |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"How else would I maintain my beautiful leathery skin condition
Lard?
It’s very good for cooking too
Chips fried in lard are excellent
I meant my spunk.
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Chips fried in spunk might be rather tasty too.
Try it and give us your honest opinion. |
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