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over a year ago
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"Am I such a sucker for boobs? They literally make me go weak at the knees? Is there a scientific answer for this?   "
Boobs Song
Boobs!
You've gotta have boobs
If you want to impress tycoons and rubes
You need boobs to fill out a sweater
You need 2 but 3 might be better
(That's one in the back for dancing)
Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doo
You've gotta be stacked
Hey, you gotta be grouped
Individually packed
For with boobs you can start a romance off
Make a man stand right up and take his... hat off
(I know it doesn't rhyme, ducky, but it does keep me legitimate)
To make a bull for the earth and [mother?]
Even a cow has to show her udders
Boobs
You've gotta have boobs
B-O-O-B-S
Some push 'em up
Some stick 'em out
And some keep 'em flappin' in the breeze
Some tie then down because if they don't
They would hang down to their knees
Just you tease
Boobs!
You've gotta have boobies
If you want men to offer diamonds and rubies
Why, even a tennis player would knock his balls out
(Over the net)
For a chick who fills each cup until she falls out
Big, small, medium, or oversized
They've all got that flavor and it's homogenized
You've gotta have boobs
B-O-O-B-S
Now, some have enough
And some have too much
And some, like me, could stand a whole lot more
Some are like watermelons
And some are like grapes
And some are like knobs upon the door
What's your score?
Boobs!
You've gotta be filled
Two fried eggs will never grab him like grapefruits will
(And they're both breakfast foods)
But listen girls, don't try to fool your lover
Remember, he can go to Good Year if he wants rubber
Some men are leg men and some are behind men
But if he's a boobs man even a blind man'll find 'em
You've gotta have boobs
B-O-O-B-S
You think it's easy to write songs like this?
Lots of research
Just think if all us girls had boobies with fluorination
We could take the cavities out of the whole damn nation
A nibble a day keeps the dentist away
All [tecockers?] like big knockers
(This goes over great in Israel)
You've gotta have boobs
Oh, be kind to your flat-chested friends
Tomorrow she may be bigger than you are
You start out with A-cup and wind up with E-cup
Silicon's a girl's best friend
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Guys, do you remember the first time you had a real, genuine pair of actual boobs naked in front of you? Remember thinking how fucking brilliant they were but also not really knowing what to do with them? A stroke, a squeeze, a li’l bit of cupping, some tweaking of the nipples … but really just remember being awestruck and a bit out of your depth?
Good times, eh? |
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By *.R.M OP Man
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"I’m also interested to know if women think of their own a lot?
No. Sometimes I forget they're there and end up knocking things over with them.
Others? Yes. "
You knock things over with them?
That’s impressive |
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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago
Chorley, Eng |
I think about mine when getting turned on. Well to be fair that is my nipples rather than my boobs. Other people's boobs. Yes. Absolutely.
No real research has been undertaken about why adult humans love boobs. Mainly because they kept getting distracted by all the boobs. |
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"I think about mine when getting turned on. Well to be fair that is my nipples rather than my boobs. Other people's boobs. Yes. Absolutely.
No real research has been undertaken about why adult humans love boobs. Mainly because they kept getting distracted by all the boobs. "
I'll undertake the research  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m also interested to know if women think of their own a lot?
No. Sometimes I forget they're there and end up knocking things over with them.
Others? Yes.
You knock things over with them?
That’s impressive "
Clumsy. Mildly embarrassing at times. I mean it's not all the time, I don't walk around with giant comedy boobs that knock over things a couple of metres from me. |
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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago
Chorley, Eng |
"I think about mine when getting turned on. Well to be fair that is my nipples rather than my boobs. Other people's boobs. Yes. Absolutely.
No real research has been undertaken about why adult humans love boobs. Mainly because they kept getting distracted by all the boobs.
I'll undertake the research "
You will need a large sample size... |
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I'm a bit of an oddball when it comes to boobs.
I don't really notice them, until I get to know the person they belong too.
If said person then presents them in some way. E.g. when they start casting their eyes down toward their cleavage mid-conversation with that 'go on check these bad boys out' suggestive grin. I can get drawn in then. |
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By *.R.M OP Man
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"I’m also interested to know if women think of their own a lot?
No. Sometimes I forget they're there and end up knocking things over with them.
Others? Yes.
You knock things over with them?
That’s impressive
Clumsy. Mildly embarrassing at times. I mean it's not all the time, I don't walk around with giant comedy boobs that knock over things a couple of metres from me. "
Photographic evidence is required |
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