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Those commercialish Glory holes
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over a year ago
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"Bumo
Bumo yourself.
Bumo you!
Is Bumo the name of the glory hole?
Isn't it a glory hole franchise? That makes it commercialish  "
Is there a Bumo near you? |
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Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment
Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.
….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole…  |
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"Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment
Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.
….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole… "
There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole 
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"Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment
Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.
….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole…
There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole
J"
Not just a pretty face, that Julie! |
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"Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment
Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.
….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole…
There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole
J"
Ewwww - it’s a safe bet the only people passing his garden shed are his family!!!   |
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"There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole
J
Ewwww - it’s a safe bet the only people passing his garden shed are his family!!! "
Did you not stop to think that's why he made it there. So judgemental Felix.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bumo
Bumo yourself.
Bumo you!
Is Bumo the name of the glory hole?
Isn't it a glory hole franchise? That makes it commercialish
Is there a Bumo near you?
Bumos everywhere you look. "
Have you ever been inside a Bumo? |
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"There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole
J
Ewwww - it’s a safe bet the only people passing his garden shed are his family!!!
Did you not stop to think that's why he made it there. So judgemental Felix.
J"
It’s grandad’s lucky night!!! |
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"Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment
Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.
….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole…
There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole
J"
Update: Good news; I took your sage advice 
I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.
I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.
I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Update: Good news; I took your sage advice
I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.
I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.
I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you… "
^He's inside number 9. |
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"Update: Good news; I took your sage advice
I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.
I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.
I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you…
^He's inside number 9."
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"There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole
J
Ewwww - it’s a safe bet the only people passing his garden shed are his family!!!
Did you not stop to think that's why he made it there. So judgemental Felix.
J
It’s grandad’s lucky night!!! "
I did consider giving gramps a ring but then remembered that he has some really chipped and gnarly teeth…. |
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"Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment
Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.
….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole…
There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole
J
Update: Good news; I took your sage advice
I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.
I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.
I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you… "
Edith? From number 9? Rumour has it that she's opening a local Bumo. You did well to get a freebie before she goes commercialish.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment
Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.
….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole…
There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole
J
Update: Good news; I took your sage advice
I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.
I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.
I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you…
Edith? From number 9? Rumour has it that she's opening a local Bumo. You did well to get a freebie before she goes commercialish.
J"
Would you ever purchase a franchise, J? Would you ever open your Bumo to others? |
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"Update: Good news; I took your sage advice
I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.
I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.
I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you…
Edith? From number 9? Rumour has it that she's opening a local Bumo. You did well to get a freebie before she goes commercialish.
J
Would you ever purchase a franchise, J? Would you ever open your Bumo to others?"
Alas my skills do not lie in that direction. Too much teeth, I get bored really quickly, get confused between gloryhole and whack a mole. It would be a poor business decision
It opens next week
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Update: Good news; I took your sage advice
I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.
I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.
I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you…
Edith? From number 9? Rumour has it that she's opening a local Bumo. You did well to get a freebie before she goes commercialish.
J
Would you ever purchase a franchise, J? Would you ever open your Bumo to others?
Alas my skills do not lie in that direction. Too much teeth, I get bored really quickly, get confused between gloryhole and whack a mole. It would be a poor business decision
It opens next week
J"
Whack A Pole.
It's amazing what can come out of a Bumo these days. |
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