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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Not a seer which is actually quite sad because I've always wanted to Cassandra my way through life.
But that aside, I'm not sure you will. Probably time to invest in lube and hand lotion. And insure your hands.
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"Not a seer which is actually quite sad because I've always wanted to Cassandra my way through life.
But that aside, I'm not sure you will. Probably time to invest in lube and hand lotion. And insure your hands.
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I already have shares in a few hand lotion companies and my hands are currently uninsured but they're quite safe as spend lots of time wrapped around my penis |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes. And I know everything. People keep telling me so.
You can't believe everyone 
Oh balls
You aren't the first to say that to me"
I say similar to you all the time. Because you still won't have sex with me  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Yes 
But when?
22nd November
Jesus Boo, that will be over a year without 
Always ungrateful you........
Ruin my birthday too why don't you! 
Is that your birthday then?"
Yes!
You could have been my present , 
Not now  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Not a seer which is actually quite sad because I've always wanted to Cassandra my way through life.
But that aside, I'm not sure you will. Probably time to invest in lube and hand lotion. And insure your hands.
I already have shares in a few hand lotion companies and my hands are currently uninsured but they're quite safe as spend lots of time wrapped around my penis "
Aaww that's such an adorable image! Your cute hands keeping your penis safe and all snuggly wrapped up.  |
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"Yes. And I know everything. People keep telling me so.
You can't believe everyone
Oh balls
You aren't the first to say that to me
I say similar to you all the time. Because you still won't have sex with me "
You're already getting some, be greatful  |
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"Sex again?
I'm looking for answers from people in the know that can see into the future please "
I scry into my inky speculum and can clearly see thy arse pumping up and down like a porn pro good sir It shall be sooner rather than later… |
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"Yes
But when?
22nd November
Jesus Boo, that will be over a year without
Always ungrateful you........
Ruin my birthday too why don't you!
Is that your birthday then?
Yes!
You could have been my present ,
Not now "
Don't stick your tongue out unless using it |
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"Not a seer which is actually quite sad because I've always wanted to Cassandra my way through life.
But that aside, I'm not sure you will. Probably time to invest in lube and hand lotion. And insure your hands.
I already have shares in a few hand lotion companies and my hands are currently uninsured but they're quite safe as spend lots of time wrapped around my penis
Aaww that's such an adorable image! Your cute hands keeping your penis safe and all snuggly wrapped up. "
My hands were made specifically for my penis |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Yes
But when?
22nd November
Jesus Boo, that will be over a year without
Always ungrateful you........
Ruin my birthday too why don't you!
Is that your birthday then?
Yes!
You could have been my present ,
Not now
Don't stick your tongue out unless using it "
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"Sex again?
I'm looking for answers from people in the know that can see into the future please
I scry into my inky speculum and can clearly see thy arse pumping up and down like a porn pro good sir It shall be sooner rather than later… "
Are you sure it's my arse? Does it have a cute little freckle? |
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"It's only when your waterfall dries up your sex life will follow, is it still flowing?
I haven't been for ages, maybe I should camp their with a sign
Be nice to see a few pics under there.  "
I do keep meaning to take some there, better after rain though |
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Can't see into the future, but I'm going to say yes, you will most probably have sex again. Whether or not it happens in a dream or for real is anyone's guess, but the chances are pretty good. Try not to lose any sleep over it, it could ruin your chances!  |
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"Can't see into the future, but I'm going to say yes, you will most probably have sex again. Whether or not it happens in a dream or for real is anyone's guess, but the chances are pretty good. Try not to lose any sleep over it, it could ruin your chances! "
Wet dreams are very rare for me, which is surprising considering how much of a randy sod I am |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes. And I know everything. People keep telling me so.
You can't believe everyone
Oh balls
You aren't the first to say that to me
I say similar to you all the time. Because you still won't have sex with me
You're already getting some, be greatful "
But...
I want it all
I want it all
I want it all
And I want it now  |
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"Yes. And I know everything. People keep telling me so.
You can't believe everyone
Oh balls
You aren't the first to say that to me
I say similar to you all the time. Because you still won't have sex with me
You're already getting some, be greatful
But...
I want it all
I want it all
I want it all
And I want it now "
Trust you to give a Earworm |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes. And I know everything. People keep telling me so.
You can't believe everyone
Oh balls
You aren't the first to say that to me
I say similar to you all the time. Because you still won't have sex with me
You're already getting some, be greatful
But...
I want it all
I want it all
I want it all
And I want it now
Trust you to give a Earworm "
You can always rely on me sweetie. You're welcome |
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"Sex again?
I'm looking for answers from people in the know that can see into the future please
I scry into my inky speculum and can clearly see thy arse pumping up and down like a porn pro good sir It shall be sooner rather than later…
Are you sure it's my arse? Does it have a cute little freckle? "
Ahhh sadly my astral vision is only in standard definition as I’m too cheap to upgrade it to HD and unfortunately I couldn’t make out any such details…
Nonetheless, I’m 99% sure it was your arse in action. You’ll be pleased to know that the lady you were with was really enjoying it though |
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"Sex again?
I'm looking for answers from people in the know that can see into the future please
I scry into my inky speculum and can clearly see thy arse pumping up and down like a porn pro good sir It shall be sooner rather than later…
Are you sure it's my arse? Does it have a cute little freckle?
Ahhh sadly my astral vision is only in standard definition as I’m too cheap to upgrade it to HD and unfortunately I couldn’t make out any such details…
Nonetheless, I’m 99% sure it was your arse in action. You’ll be pleased to know that the lady you were with was really enjoying it though "
I'll take that, thank you for your vision of my future humpings |
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Yes but you must go on an epic quest that makes the feats of Arthur look like a walk in a park. It'll involve lots of trolls, unicorns and some giants. This is the future according to Frida the benevolent |
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"Yes but you must go on an epic quest that makes the feats of Arthur look like a walk in a park. It'll involve lots of trolls, unicorns and some giants. This is the future according to Frida the benevolent "
I'm going on an adventure! |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Sex again?
I'm looking for answers from people in the know that can see into the future please "
I don’t know the answer for you but I’ve actually been practicing mental time travel recently , developing those skills of vividness, immersion and flexibility of the imagination ……. And I’m going be having the most amazing crazy kinky sex in the future. |
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"Sex again?
I'm looking for answers from people in the know that can see into the future please
I don’t know the answer for you but I’ve actually been practicing mental time travel recently , developing those skills of vividness, immersion and flexibility of the imagination ……. And I’m going be having the most amazing crazy kinky sex in the future. "
So it's not like in that movie where they wear headsets and have sex in virtual reality? |
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