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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom.
Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer.
(She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have your baked beans settled down yet or are they still glowing red? "
They have been consumed with gusto.
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Well with toast and a fried egg actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello Jennie
I’ve spent the evening cutting my sons hair. We’ve ended up with something vaguely acceptable but it was a long long process with swearing and tears.
Will he ever forgive me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Jennie
I’ve spent the evening cutting my sons hair. We’ve ended up with something vaguely acceptable but it was a long long process with swearing and tears.
Will he ever forgive me?"
He already has |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jennie!!
Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?
No.
They'll see you for what you actually are x"
Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie.
My throat has been woefully bereft of penis since the weekend.
Will tomorrow be another day of longing, or will I finally satisfy my kuchisabishii?"
Sorry to say tomorrow will be a bit groundhog day.
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Unless.
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(Taxi to Cumbria!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Oracle Jennie,
What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies?
By crikey, it makes me gag! 
Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!)  "
It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie!!
Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?
No.
They'll see you for what you actually are x
Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you? "
They are all talking about it behind your back |
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"Dear Oracle Jennie,
What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies?
By crikey, it makes me gag!
Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!)
It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair"
Thank you Jennie 
Actually, you have just inspired me with a Lyn awesome, Eureka moment….
I’m going to use it as shaving gel  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Oracle Jennie,
What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies?
By crikey, it makes me gag!
Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!)
It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair
Thank you Jennie
Actually, you have just inspired me with a Lyn awesome, Eureka moment….
I’m going to use it as shaving gel "
Waste not, want not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Oracle Jennie,
What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies?
By crikey, it makes me gag!
Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!)
It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair
Thank you Jennie
Actually, you have just inspired me with a Lyn awesome, Eureka moment….
I’m going to use it as shaving gel
Waste not, want not"
... and Lyn is great ain't she? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jennie!!
Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?
No.
They'll see you for what you actually are x
Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you?
They are all talking about it behind your back"
That's a thought that's gonna fester...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Oracle.
Why were you shitter than Ceefax? Was it just the reception on my TV? Though I did like Bamboozle so well done for that."
Shit is in the eye of the beholder.
But yeah, Ceefax was vastly superior. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie!!
Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?
No.
They'll see you for what you actually are x
Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you?
They are all talking about it behind your back
That's a thought that's gonna fester... "
Some thought ointment will fix that |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jennie!!
Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?
No.
They'll see you for what you actually are x
Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you?
They are all talking about it behind your back
That's a thought that's gonna fester...
Some thought ointment will fix that"
Do you have any I could use please? X |
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"Hello Jennie
I’ve spent the evening cutting my sons hair. We’ve ended up with something vaguely acceptable but it was a long long process with swearing and tears.
Will he ever forgive me?"
Stand back from the pudding bowl.....it's child cruelty  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Oracle Jenny
Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x"
Me.
Obvs.
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Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl. |
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"Dear Oracle Jennie,
What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies?
By crikey, it makes me gag!
Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!)
It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair
Thank you Jennie
Actually, you have just inspired me with a Lyn awesome, Eureka moment….
I’m going to use it as shaving gel
Waste not, want not
... and Lyn is great ain't she?"
 I honestly don’t know how on Earth my phone managed to conjure this mysterious Lyn out of my text.
Clearly I must now investigate…for she may have luscious boobies… |
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"Dear Oracle Jenny
Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x
Me.
Obvs.
.
.
Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl."
Are there blowjob duels?
There should be.
Let me go find a glove to slap you with. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie!!
Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?
No.
They'll see you for what you actually are x
Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you?
They are all talking about it behind your back
That's a thought that's gonna fester...
Some thought ointment will fix that
Do you have any I could use please? X"
Not enough to fix all your festering thoughts! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Oracle Jenny
Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x
Me.
Obvs.
.
.
Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.
Are there blowjob duels?
There should be.
Let me go find a glove to slap you with."
Smack me silly |
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"Dear Oracle Jenny
Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x
Me.
Obvs.
.
.
Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.
Are there blowjob duels?
There should be.
Let me go find a glove to slap you with."
I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Oracle Jenny
Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x
Me.
Obvs.
.
.
Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.
Are there blowjob duels?
There should be.
Let me go find a glove to slap you with.
I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over "
You'd be a shrivelled husk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh wonderful Jennie the Omniscient,
Will I get the sex next week or will I be drier than the Sahara??  "
I fear you will be Priscilla, queen of the desert. But the week after .... wow! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I go to bed now??
Yes but wash your face and Blean your teeth first
No"
In that case no.
You must sit on the naughty step and think about your behaviour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And after, ere the night is born,
Do hares come out about the corn?
They do in Grantchester
Good answer.
You really are the Oracle then"
Jennie knows all |
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"Dear Oracle Jenny
Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x
Me.
Obvs.
.
.
Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.
Are there blowjob duels?
There should be.
Let me go find a glove to slap you with.
I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over
You'd be a shrivelled husk"
Anything for the interest of scientific proof |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Oracle Jenny
Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x
Me.
Obvs.
.
.
Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.
Are there blowjob duels?
There should be.
Let me go find a glove to slap you with.
I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over
You'd be a shrivelled husk
Anything for the interest of scientific proof "
You ard truly selfless |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh wonderful Jennie the Omniscient,
Will I get the sex next week or will I be drier than the Sahara??
I fear you will be Priscilla, queen of the desert. But the week after .... wow!"
Well beggars can't be choosers so I'll take what I can get and live in hope!! Thank you Jennie  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom.
Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer.
(She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!)"
Friday's Euromillions numbers
A would be lovely ta. |
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"Dear Oracle Jenny
Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x
Me.
Obvs.
.
.
Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.
Are there blowjob duels?
There should be.
Let me go find a glove to slap you with.
I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over
You'd be a shrivelled husk
Anything for the interest of scientific proof
You ard truly selfless "
The honorable quest to be absolutely spunkless  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom.
Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer.
(She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!)
Friday's Euromillions numbers
A would be lovely ta. "
There will be six.
And I can confirm they will fall between 1 and 50 |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom.
Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer.
(She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!)
Friday's Euromillions numbers
A would be lovely ta.
There will be six.
And I can confirm they will fall between 1 and 50"
That's odd. There's usually 5 and two bonus balls. 
Are you sure you're an actual oracle and not ceefax ? 
A |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom.
Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer.
(She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!)
Friday's Euromillions numbers
A would be lovely ta.
There will be six.
And I can confirm they will fall between 1 and 50
That's odd. There's usually 5 and two bonus balls.
Are you sure you're an actual oracle and not ceefax ?
A"
Erm....
Oracle was just checking you were paying attention ....
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Question not the all seeing all knowing Jennifer the Magnificent.
Next! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell me oh wise one what is more important?:
Sex
Romance
Getting smashed and kebabs
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Life.
All the rest is window dressing.
Although kebabs rate highly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wise one Jennie, what is tha magical answer to getting some sleep? Do I need to just ride it out or find someone with a brick?
Pxx"
Milky drink.
And a furious wank.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wise one Jennie, what is tha magical answer to getting some sleep? Do I need to just ride it out or find someone with a brick?
Pxx
Milky drink.
And a furious wank.
"
So no brick needed then? I'll try the wank.
Pxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wise one Jennie, what is tha magical answer to getting some sleep? Do I need to just ride it out or find someone with a brick?
Pxx
Milky drink.
And a furious wank.
So no brick needed then? I'll try the wank.
Pxx"
If you resort to the brick, make sure its sterile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh wise Oracle, also known as Jennie the omniscient "what is truth?" and "why is your truth different to mine?"
Meanwhile on a completely separate matter, my dog is barking, so why is that? (I shall just have to go and see - be back in twenty minutes, giving you enough time to cogitate) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dearest Oracle, what is the difference between the contemporary age and the dark ages?"
About 1000 years, give or take.
Although modern scholars prefer the term Early Medieval to Dark Age. |
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"Dearest Oracle, what is the difference between the contemporary age and the dark ages?
About 1000 years, give or take.
Although modern scholars prefer the term Early Medieval to Dark Age. "
I thought you were going to say electricity
(and I used the incorrect term for a reason ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh wise Oracle, also known as Jennie the omniscient "what is truth?" and "why is your truth different to mine?"
Meanwhile on a completely separate matter, my dog is barking, so why is that? (I shall just have to go and see - be back in twenty minutes, giving you enough time to cogitate)"
The truth and my truth are the same thing. Your truth is only the truth if it coincides with my truth. It is, afterall, all about me.
Your dog is barking because it wants attention. It's saying "Daddy, stop looking at the glowing box in your hand, I want love loves. And a bikkie." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dearest Oracle, what is the difference between the contemporary age and the dark ages?
About 1000 years, give or take.
Although modern scholars prefer the term Early Medieval to Dark Age.
I thought you were going to say electricity
(and I used the incorrect term for a reason )"
The ways of the oracle are many and varied, and cannot be predicted my mortal minds. |
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"Dear Oracle Jenny
Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x
Me.
Obvs.
.
.
Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.
Are there blowjob duels?
There should be.
Let me go find a glove to slap you with.
I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over
You'd be a shrivelled husk
Anything for the interest of scientific proof
You ard truly selfless
The honorable quest to be absolutely spunkless "
Oracle, Is there a more honorable quest than this? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Oracle Jenny
Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x
Me.
Obvs.
.
.
Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.
Are there blowjob duels?
There should be.
Let me go find a glove to slap you with.
I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over
You'd be a shrivelled husk
Anything for the interest of scientific proof
You ard truly selfless
The honorable quest to be absolutely spunkless
Oracle, Is there a more honorable quest than this?"
Other than World Peace, an end to hunger, and no more suffering, no there isn't. |
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"Dear Oracle Jenny
Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x
Me.
Obvs.
.
.
Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.
Are there blowjob duels?
There should be.
Let me go find a glove to slap you with.
I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over
You'd be a shrivelled husk
Anything for the interest of scientific proof
You ard truly selfless
The honorable quest to be absolutely spunkless
Oracle, Is there a more honorable quest than this?
Other than World Peace, an end to hunger, and no more suffering, no there isn't."
Top 4, not bad at all, I shall devote my life to this quest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh wise Oracle, also known as Jennie the omniscient "what is truth?" and "why is your truth different to mine?"
Meanwhile on a completely separate matter, my dog is barking, so why is that? (I shall just have to go and see - be back in twenty minutes, giving you enough time to cogitate)
The truth and my truth are the same thing. Your truth is only the truth if it coincides with my truth. It is, afterall, all about me.
Your dog is barking because it wants attention. It's saying "Daddy, stop looking at the glowing box in your hand, I want love loves. And a bikkie.""
Oh partially wise oracle, you were wrong on your truth - it makes me think that you must be a millenial.
Menwhile on the dog you were totally correct, he wanted attention, he needed a walk, a significant number of wees and one pooh later (for the record that was the dog and not me  ) we have returned and he has had two bikkies.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie, will those halcyon days of women going Dutch in restaurants ever return?
We live in lean times.
Woo'ing is expensive business."
Only if you court a lady from The Netherlands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will tomorrow be a good day for me?
Will tomorrow ever come (waits seven minutes to see)
In one minute, it will come"
It came early (typical Thors day, premature as ever)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?"
You are in the wrong thread Mr Pickle. I am sure the Oracle will point that out to you (unless her omnipresence has lapsed again for a minute) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
You are in the wrong thread Mr Pickle. I am sure the Oracle will point that out to you (unless her omnipresence has lapsed again for a minute) oh darn! But maybe she could answer? As she’s all knowing "
As with Elijah and the prophets of Baal, I think one might taunt the omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent oracle by saying "perhaps she is asleep" - possibly being all knowing has taken it out of her.
And so to bed - alone. Night all (though I may have to look at Fab on my phone) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
You are in the wrong thread Mr Pickle. I am sure the Oracle will point that out to you (unless her omnipresence has lapsed again for a minute) oh darn! But maybe she could answer? As she’s all knowing
As with Elijah and the prophets of Baal, I think one might taunt the omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent oracle by saying "perhaps she is asleep" - possibly being all knowing has taken it out of her.
And so to bed - alone. Night all (though I may have to look at Fab on my phone) "
Yes indeed the gift of prediction is indeed draining and sleep was needed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?"
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously |
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously "
I always thought it was the same reason you make sure you get someone in with lots of experience when getting work done to your house because you want a good job to be done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously
I always thought it was the same reason you make sure you get someone in with lots of experience when getting work done to your house because you want a good job to be done "
Nope
Intimidation. Pure and simple |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously "
I’ve been described as intimidating before |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously
I’ve been described as intimidating before "
Because of my beauty **
Women are always saying ‘what’s a gorgeous young guy doing messaging an old bird like me’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously
I’ve been described as intimidating before "
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously
I’ve been described as intimidating before
You are.
Very."
You know what the older women think of me |
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously "
You see… this is exactly what I thought. I feel so damn intimidated by them |
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You know what the older women think of me
That you're a sweet little thing, all earnest, with made up words, who we want to read a bedtime story to and tuck up in bed "
I want  |
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously
You see… this is exactly what I thought. I feel so damn intimidated by them "
Is it because you’re only smol |
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You know what the older women think of me
That you're a sweet little thing, all earnest, with made up words, who we want to read a bedtime story to and tuck up in bed "
Honestly I wish. They just want to use me for my pickle and to tick a box on their bucket list 
But if you want to hold me and read me a story… |
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously
I’ve been described as intimidating before "
Mr Pickle, you're the epitome of intimidating
I'm an old woman in your world |
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously
I’ve been described as intimidating before
Mr Pickle, you're the epitome of intimidating
I'm an old woman in your world "
I’d rather you were an old woman in my bed |
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously
I’ve been described as intimidating before
Mr Pickle, you're the epitome of intimidating
I'm an old woman in your world
I’d rather you were an old woman in my bed "
Oh?! I am a bit sleepy |
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?
Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).
It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.
Obviously
You see… this is exactly what I thought. I feel so damn intimidated by them
Is it because you’re only smol "
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