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The Condiment and Colour Matchmaking Thread
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Yes indeedy, I’m playing Cupid once again good folks (thumbs)
The rules are simple:
Say you’re in and list both your personal favourite condiment and then your favourite colour.
Now sit back and gawk at everyone else’s answers.
See an exact match to your own preferences? (Or possibly you just like the look of the persons boobs or penis?)…
Great! Clearly you’re soulmates! Now contact said person and get rutting like beasts! 
Amazing, right? Foolproof even!
Who knows, it might even lead to true love and marriage and stuff whereupon you might like to invite me to the ceremony which I can even officiate for you (even though I am not qualified whatsoever but hey ho) for a small fee and give me first dibs at the buffet.
Off you go my good people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pakora sauce and silver right now 
I do work for a pakora manufacturer
I don't like actual pakoras much. Just the weird runny slightly spicy sauce "
Dammit foiled again  |
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"Olive oil for my sauce.
Purple is my colour. 
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Hello, OP. I’d like to change my answer. Where can I do that?
OP?!
HELLO?!"
 Duly noted good sir  PS. don’t forget my wedding invite... oh…and could you lay on one of those GIANT pork pies please?  |
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I must admit that quite aside from the indisputable scientific validity of this foolproof method of carnal matchmaking, I am find this rather educational to; I’ve never heard of some of these condiments  |
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By *t0600Man
over a year ago
elvedon |
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Mayo
Red
Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?
It’s lovely
Any way, back to proceedings…"
I have and I have to agree it’s a party in the mouth |
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"In
Mayo
Red
Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?
It’s lovely
Any way, back to proceedings…"
Yes, excellent. That's why you need both with chips! |
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"In
Mayo
Red
Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?
It’s lovely
Any way, back to proceedings…"
Its the main ingredients for Thousand Island dressing.
We call it princess sauce and you can actually buy it ready mixed, I think its called Pink sauce (shockingly!) |
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"I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check
J
I'm just trying to resist the urge to block everyone that says mayo is their favourite condiment "
I detest most vinegary condiments so my chances of finding a match are very low. I just have to cope with B and his mayonnaisey ways 
J |
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By *t0600Man
over a year ago
elvedon |
"In
Mayo
Red
Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?
It’s lovely
Any way, back to proceedings…
Its the main ingredients for Thousand Island dressing.
We call it princess sauce and you can actually buy it ready mixed, I think its called Pink sauce (shockingly!) "
Wow you learn something new everyday |
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"I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check
J
I'm just trying to resist the urge to block everyone that says mayo is their favourite condiment "
Antimayo is as righteous as antifa.
You might as well say parsley is your favourite herb. |
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"Thank heavens nobody said "KFC Gravy". The confounded philistines! 
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That was timed so perfectly
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I saw her Ladyship's post. I'm just kidding! "
Your feet look quite large Nero… can you fit them in your mouth? x |
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"Thank heavens nobody said "KFC Gravy". The confounded philistines!
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That was timed so perfectly
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I saw her Ladyship's post. I'm just kidding!
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Your feet look quite large Nero… can you fit them in your mouth? x "
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...only after sprinkling them with rosemary sea-salt (in algae green). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check
J
I'm just trying to resist the urge to block everyone that says mayo is their favourite condiment "
Mayo
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mayo
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mayo
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MAYO!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In
Mayo
Red
Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?
It’s lovely
Any way, back to proceedings…"
Yes. It makes a Marie Rose sauce to go with my prawns....  |
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"I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check
J
I'm just trying to resist the urge to block everyone that says mayo is their favourite condiment
Mayo
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.
mayo
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.
.
mayo
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.
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.
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MAYO!!!!!! "
Alright. If you're so adamant about it. |
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"Yes indeedy, I’m playing Cupid once again good folks (thumbs)
The rules are simple:
Say you’re in and list both your personal favourite condiment and then your favourite colour.
Now sit back and gawk at everyone else’s answers.
See an exact match to your own preferences? (Or possibly you just like the look of the persons boobs or penis?)…
Great! Clearly you’re soulmates! Now contact said person and get rutting like beasts!
Amazing, right? Foolproof even!
Who knows, it might even lead to true love and marriage and stuff whereupon you might like to invite me to the ceremony which I can even officiate for you (even though I am not qualified whatsoever but hey ho) for a small fee and give me first dibs at the buffet.
Off you go my good people
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-I thought you had a special colour/condiment matching chart but now I read it it's just a fancy matching 'fancy' thread! I didn't even look at it, so I apologise if needed in advance lol
(ps I actually insist on English mustard, both in my sandwiches and for my clothing)
pt |
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"In
Mayo
Red
Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?
It’s lovely
Any way, back to proceedings…"
BBQ sauce and mayo together are amazing. My go to burger condiments or great for dipping mozzarella sticks or onion rings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check
J
I'm just trying to resist the urge to block everyone that says mayo is their favourite condiment
Mayo
.
.
mayo
.
.
.
mayo
.
.
.
.
.
.
MAYO!!!!!!
Alright. If you're so adamant about it."
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Kikkoman Soy sauce (ideally the less salt one)
Green
Like how can you be so weirdly specific with the condiment and then then just say "green"
We need the PRECISE shade now please"
Surely it has to be British Racing Green? |
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"Kikkoman Soy sauce (ideally the less salt one)
Green
Like how can you be so weirdly specific with the condiment and then then just say "green"
We need the PRECISE shade now please
Surely it has to be British Racing Green?"
BRG is too dark. I’m talking more of a Forest green. Not too pale, not too dark |
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"Did anyone match?
T"
I hope so; indeed, I’m guessing that they’re busy bonking to glory right now
At any rate, I’m presently busy rehearsing the wedding vowels which I shall doubtless be speaking as I officiate the multiple upcoming weddings |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did anyone match?
T
I hope so; indeed, I’m guessing that they’re busy bonking to glory right now
At any rate, I’m presently busy rehearsing the wedding vowels which I shall doubtless be speaking as I officiate the multiple upcoming weddings "
Did you get your certificate from the online Church of Condemned Condiment Crushes?  |
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"Did anyone match?
T
I hope so; indeed, I’m guessing that they’re busy bonking to glory right now
At any rate, I’m presently busy rehearsing the wedding vowels which I shall doubtless be speaking as I officiate the multiple upcoming weddings
Did you get your certificate from the online Church of Condemned Condiment Crushes? "
I’ve just received a decidedly dodgy looking online certificate that allows me to officiate all weddings provided that they take place on non hallowed ground and within twenty feet of my abode…
I’m sure it’s legit…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did anyone match?
T
I hope so; indeed, I’m guessing that they’re busy bonking to glory right now
At any rate, I’m presently busy rehearsing the wedding vowels which I shall doubtless be speaking as I officiate the multiple upcoming weddings
Did you get your certificate from the online Church of Condemned Condiment Crushes?
I’ve just received a decidedly dodgy looking online certificate that allows me to officiate all weddings provided that they take place on non hallowed ground and within twenty feet of my abode…
I’m sure it’s legit…. "
Just build us a roomy altar table to fit in all the condiments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did anyone match?
T
I hope so; indeed, I’m guessing that they’re busy bonking to glory right now
At any rate, I’m presently busy rehearsing the wedding vowels which I shall doubtless be speaking as I officiate the multiple upcoming weddings
Did you get your certificate from the online Church of Condemned Condiment Crushes?
I’ve just received a decidedly dodgy looking online certificate that allows me to officiate all weddings provided that they take place on non hallowed ground and within twenty feet of my abode…
I’m sure it’s legit…. "
You can book me n joe beans in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Green and Dijon mustard 
Alas, the colour is right be damn… we fake in our complicated palettes. "
hate vinegar but is that a can of squirty cream my eyes behold |
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"Did anyone match?
T
I matched with Nero, I'm just waiting for his salami in my inbox pt
What condiment goes with the salami in question btw?
T"
'Yellow mustard' (I'm hoping it's the West End version of hot sauce) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did anyone match?
T
I matched with Nero, I'm just waiting for his salami in my inbox pt
What condiment goes with the salami in question btw?
T
'Yellow mustard' (I'm hoping it's the West End version of hot sauce)"
Spice it up eh? |
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