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I’m not a real builder you know.

By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What jobs have you pretended to have and did you convince anybody.

I’ve apparently worked in a Blackpool Rock factory, been a coach driver and played football for a very low league football team.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Top brain surgeon me

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman over a year ago

kendal

Why would someone pretend they have a different job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t say I’ve ever pretended to do a different job.

Is that a thing people do?

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman over a year ago

kendal

Or do u mean role play?

Coz that's a whole other story

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

I pretended I was an astronaut once.

Didn't convince a soul.

I was 5 at the time though, so.....

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Why would someone pretend they have a different job"

For a laugh really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or do u mean role play?

Coz that's a whole other story "

Would someone role play working at the Blackpool rock factory

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Why would someone pretend they have a different job"

That reminds me, I’ve been a race horse trainer on one d*unken night.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Or do u mean role play?

Coz that's a whole other story

Would someone role play working at the Blackpool rock factory "

You should see my stick of rock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I pretended I was a porn star for twenty three seconds

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

On a night out once I pretended to be a Head teacher and my friend pretended to be a Matron.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"On a night out once I pretended to be a Head teacher and my friend pretended to be a Matron. "

Ooh matron.

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

I used to work in a nightclub, I told people I worked on the door. They weren't surprised. I actually just did the ticket sales

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I used to work in a nightclub, I told people I worked on the door. They weren't surprised. I actually just did the ticket sales

You could frisk me down to be sure I wasn’t packing anything I shouldn’t be.

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman over a year ago

kendal

"Why would someone pretend they have a different job

That reminds me, I’ve been a race horse trainer on one d*unken night. "

Behave you did not!

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman over a year ago

kendal

"Or do u mean role play?

Coz that's a whole other story

Would someone role play working at the Blackpool rock factory "

Everyone's got Thier kinks lol

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"On a night out once I pretended to be a Head teacher and my friend pretended to be a Matron.

Ooh matron. "

Sounded better than LSA and hospital cleaner

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By *uzie69xTV/TS over a year ago

Maidstone

I pretended to be a secretary (black lacey bra under white blouse, tight pencil skirt, stockings, glasses) and seeing to a male customers every need...

And my TV/TS flatmate surprised us, pretended to be the angry boss cos he's the customer who hadn't paid his invoices...

Unfortunately he blew his load before the role story played out... But I guess we were convincing enough...

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm brad pitt so I'm an actorrrrr

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By *linyMan over a year ago

Manchester/London

Whilst serving in the military, I used to tell people I was a dolphin trainer ha ha

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

I remember being with a mate in Paris and chatting up two hot women. He told them he was a women’s shoe designer (because he’d convinced himself he couldn’t go wrong with that specialism!) and I told them I run a company that gives hot air balloon rides to celebrities.

They believed us but it didn’t work hahaha! But it was fun for the evening.

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By *929Man over a year ago

newcastle

I’ve only ever lied about jobs I had in order to get a job had a complete made up work history at a job I got once. I had never lied about job to impress anyone haha couldn’t be bothered

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