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Ok let’s *try* have some actual mayhem.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Because pineapple is rank and my testicles are delightful "
That.
But not my testicles because I don't have testicles.
But you know what I mean. Maybe. I hope  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?  "
Some people have Standards 
Others are degenerates that enjoy pineapple on pizza |
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Some people have Standards
Others are degenerates that enjoy pineapple on pizza "
Could I interest you in goat cheese and fig pizza? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Some people have Standards
Others are degenerates that enjoy pineapple on pizza
Could I interest you in goat cheese and fig pizza?"
In the words of Deborah meaden.... I'm out |
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Some people have Standards
Others are degenerates that enjoy pineapple on pizza
Could I interest you in goat cheese and fig pizza?
In the words of Deborah meaden.... I'm out "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even more so the ones that turn their nose up at a pineapple ring but dive their nose into a shitty one."
We need to shame more people for not eating pineapple on pizza imo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pineapple on its own, yes. But definitely not on a pizza. That's just all kinds of wrong 
As for lipsing/kissing genitals why of course that is perfectly fine and acceptable. "
Would you rather eat sweetcorn from riming or people on pizza  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I stick olives on my pizza as well sometimes
Olives, pineapple, fresh basil, mature cheddar, sundried tomatoes...
no Swing you're not making pizza for dinner, sit down."
I can be there before dinner time  |
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Some people have Standards
Others are degenerates that enjoy pineapple on pizza
Could I interest you in goat cheese and fig pizza?"
I could go for that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Some people have Standards
Others are degenerates that enjoy pineapple on pizza
Could I interest you in goat cheese and fig pizza?
I could go for that. "
How about eating my arse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd rather drink some pineapple juice
I’ve been drinking loads but reckon my cum still doesn’t taste like it 
Does it work for men too then?"
Come and find out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm guessing that vagina tastes better than pineapple with tomato and cheese to them.
Oh I want an Hawaiian pizza so bad  "
It tastes nice but I wouldn’t go that far. They need their… acc nvm  |
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"I stick olives on my pizza as well sometimes
Olives, pineapple, fresh basil, mature cheddar, sundried tomatoes...
no Swing you're not making pizza for dinner, sit down.
I can be there before dinner time "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slight tangent. Doughnuts won’t fit on my cock but pineapple just might. Ring toss anybody?
*vag owners only*
Hmmm, what's the prize if I win?"
A piece of this arse with special sauce. The pineapple goes toward one of your 5 a day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about pineapple on peen?
Ham can be included as an extra.
Or can probably sort a build your own penis topping option. "
Grapefruiting is the only fruit on penis allowed |
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"Pineapple on its own, yes. But definitely not on a pizza. That's just all kinds of wrong
As for lipsing/kissing genitals why of course that is perfectly fine and acceptable.
Would you rather eat sweetcorn from riming or people on pizza "
People on pizza? I didn’t realise Soylent green topping was an option! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pineapple on its own, yes. But definitely not on a pizza. That's just all kinds of wrong
As for lipsing/kissing genitals why of course that is perfectly fine and acceptable.
Would you rather eat sweetcorn from riming or people on pizza
People on pizza? I didn’t realise Soylent green topping was an option! "
My bad. My bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about pineapple on peen?
Ham can be included as an extra.
Or can probably sort a build your own penis topping option.
Grapefruiting is the only fruit on penis allowed "
Why Grapefruit? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd rather drink some pineapple juice
I’ve been drinking loads but reckon my cum still doesn’t taste like it
I won't offer to suck it and see..."
You want to though don’t you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about pineapple on peen?
Ham can be included as an extra.
Or can probably sort a build your own penis topping option.
Grapefruiting is the only fruit on penis allowed
Why Grapefruit? "
If you know you know init |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce
Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler?"
Don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it. This that spla |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
I’m happy doing neither 
Interesting. not the response I expected "
A negative neutral? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
I’m happy doing neither
Interesting. not the response I expected
A negative neutral?"
Yes. I didn’t plan for you. |
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce
Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler?
Don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it. This that spla "
Are you condescending me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce
Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler?
Don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it. This that spla
Are you condescending me? "
It’s just a funny reference |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
I’m happy doing neither
Interesting. not the response I expected
A negative neutral?
Yes. I didn’t plan for you. "
Well I shall flounce out then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
I’m happy doing neither
Interesting. not the response I expected
A negative neutral?
Yes. I didn’t plan for you.
Well I shall flounce out then "
Hate to see you go
Love to watch you leave
Etc |
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce
Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler?
Don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it. This that spla
Are you condescending me?
It’s just a funny reference "
If you were condescending me - there would be mayhem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
I’m happy doing neither
Interesting. not the response I expected
A negative neutral?
Yes. I didn’t plan for you.
Well I shall flounce out then
Hate to see you go
Love to watch you leave
Etc "
Too late. Flounced. |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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"This feels like a fish needing a bicycle question?
Some genitals smell like fish. Yes"
Thats a sign you need to wash, you shouldn't let your genitals go like that or a least change your underwear. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce
Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler?
Don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it. This that spla
Are you condescending me?
It’s just a funny reference
If you were condescending me - there would be mayhem."
I think you and I have different definitions of mayhem |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This feels like a fish needing a bicycle question?
Some genitals smell like fish. Yes Thats a sign you need to wash, you shouldn't let your genitals go like that or a least change your underwear."
My genitals? You tryna get some |
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce
Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler?
Don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it. This that spla
Are you condescending me?
It’s just a funny reference
If you were condescending me - there would be mayhem.
I think you and I have different definitions of mayhem "
¿Habla inglés? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza? "
Im with you pickles x everyone loves a cheese and pineapple cocktail stick! It’s delicious…not such a great leap to pizza is it?
I only lips or lick clean genitals lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Im with you pickles x everyone loves a cheese and pineapple cocktail stick! It’s delicious…not such a great leap to pizza is it?
I only lips or lick clean genitals lol xx "
I had cheese and pineapple sticks YESTERDAY! they’re gorgeous  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still no mayhem.  I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem"
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff  |
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff "
my work here is done *smacks lips* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*"
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on? |
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on? "
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential"
But the taste? And it goes… nvm nvm
Well played swing |
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on? "
What about gloss? Or tinted vaseline? I don't like the feeling of lipstick on my lips at all. I am not great at womaning.
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
What about gloss? Or tinted vaseline? I don't like the feeling of lipstick on my lips at all. I am not great at womaning.
J"
No no, you’re doing just fine, J 
Vaseline I’m with. Gloss I think depends how wet it is.
I think it’s partly sensory for me but I don’t like lipstick and whenever I see it all over a guys face from kissing it just isn’t giving sexy like people think it is imo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Im with you pickles x everyone loves a cheese and pineapple cocktail stick! It’s delicious…not such a great leap to pizza is it?
I only lips or lick clean genitals lol xx "
cheese and pineapple cocktail stick |
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential
But the taste? And it goes… nvm nvm
Well played swing "
I'm better at this than you |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"This feels like a fish needing a bicycle question?
Some genitals smell like fish. Yes Thats a sign you need to wash, you shouldn't let your genitals go like that or a least change your underwear.
My genitals? You tryna get some "
I tend to bite  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential
But the taste? And it goes… nvm nvm
Well played swing
I'm better at this than you"
Ok Boomer? |
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential
But the taste? And it goes… nvm nvm
Well played swing
I'm better at this than you
Ok Boomer?"
get a new line, kid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential
But the taste? And it goes… nvm nvm
Well played swing
I'm better at this than you
Ok Boomer?
get a new line, kid "
It’s giving the Arthur first gif |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential
But the taste? And it goes… nvm nvm
Well played swing
I'm better at this than you
Ok Boomer?
get a new line, kid
It’s giving the Arthur first gif "
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How about the mayhem of some culinary sense?
Pineapple is a fruit you can successfully heat! Pineapple on Pizza has been around since the days of Ross, and I don't mean flipping Friends (and by that I don't mean roasting your fwbs).
Ever hear of Gammon Hawaii? Did nobody see the episode of Porridge where someone half inched a can of pineapple rings? The recipe is ancient, as you get all that lovely fruit juice all heated!
The problem we have atm is more Gammon Helloa, where too many people introduce themselves as decidedly unliberal fuckmuffins - even if they can come over all Cadbury's Flake not that long after.
I just don't see why the humble pineapple (whether in all it's proud glory, in rings or in chunks) has to take brunt of things on here all the time. pt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza? "
Pineapple on a pizza doesn't moan with pleasure when I'm fingers deep in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Im with you pickles x everyone loves a cheese and pineapple cocktail stick! It’s delicious…not such a great leap to pizza is it?
I only lips or lick clean genitals lol xx
I had cheese and pineapple sticks YESTERDAY! they’re gorgeous "
Nom nom nom |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Pineapple on a pizza doesn't moan with pleasure when I'm fingers deep in it
I do when I'm face deep in it though. "
And you'd probably feel more satisfied after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have double pineapple
As a side dish I hope
Nope alllll over the pizza "
Normally I would -10 brownie points but It’s been 10+ years since I’ve had it. May I have a piece? |
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