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By *he love cats OP   Couple  over a year ago

South Wales

Just seen the thread asking who do you think the best band is, but in your opinion what's the worse?

Have a great day all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

M-People, next question

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Emerson. Lake. Palmer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The worst, for me, Lighthouse Family

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Bucks Fizz.

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By *hristopherd999Man  over a year ago

Brentwood

Spice Girls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll qualify my answer by saying the most overrated band is Oasis...

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By *ycanNightsMan  over a year ago

Workington

Coldplay = Musical beige

They have to be a contender...

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Just seen the thread asking who do you think the best band is, but in your opinion what's the worse?

Have a great day all. "

I've been a musician for 37 years, I've been in some seriously bad bands... and seen even worse. BUT every one was better than not being a band at all. All music is good.

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Five Star

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Milli Vanilli....

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Coldplay = Musical beige

They have to be a contender...

"

-I know what you mean of course, but they have written some good stuff too imo. I used to feel that same about U2 at one point as I found them so pretentious, these days I tend to concede (like the musician here) that most bands have done some good stuff at some point. And to their fans of course they are the business..

I actually think M People are great for example! pt

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"The worst, for me, Lighthouse Family

"

-Just that one song, I can hear it now. Was it his voice? It's an advert selling you age insurance. pt

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Housemartins

Beatles

Queen you choose

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By *rKinkedKuntMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Just seen the thread asking who do you think the best band is, but in your opinion what's the worse?

Have a great day all.

I've been a musician for 37 years, I've been in some seriously bad bands... and seen even worse. BUT every one was better than not being a band at all. All music is good."

This.

Unless its Radiohead, then its them

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By *ershingMan  over a year ago

liverpool

Jedward!

If ever there was an advert for birth control, there it is!!

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

Can’t decide between the shoddy rock cliche of Queen, who mainly seem to be popular due to the on stage prancing of the long dead show pony, or Oasis- a band that pretty much just ripped off several acts musically as well as their persona…although two previous good shouts with MPeople (You can see where Vic Reeves got his pub singer impression from ) and Lighthouse Family, the musical equivalent of Prozac

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Housemartins

Beatles

Queen you choose "

Queen ?? You're taking the piss surely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Housemartins

Beatles

Queen you choose "

Now you're just being silly.

I'll add an extra criteria. Worst band you used to like..?

Yes. Just pompous and dull

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The worst, for me, Lighthouse Family "

Forever known as "Shitehouse Family" thanks to Marc and Lard!

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By *tooveMan  over a year ago

belfast


"Coldplay = Musical beige

They have to be a contender..."

They're definitely up there with oasis and booze and glory

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By *r_PinkMan  over a year ago

london stratford

Bross

thats all I can say on the matter

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Fairground attraction.

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By *irldnCouple  over a year ago

Brighton

There is so much snobbery around music. As soon as anyone achieves success and is lifted out of obscurity (and discovered by the great unwashed) the snobs dismiss them. It is all totally subjective (apart from anything that used to be produced by Stock Aitkin Waterman, that really was shite )

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"There is so much snobbery around music. As soon as anyone achieves success and is lifted out of obscurity (and discovered by the great unwashed) the snobs dismiss them. It is all totally subjective (apart from anything that used to be produced by Stock Aitkin Waterman, that really was shite )

"

But wouldn't you rather Jack than Fleetwood Mac?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never got Dire Straits, so dirgey

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Sex Pistols.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Black veil brides are an absolute abomination

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By *he love cats OP   Couple  over a year ago

South Wales

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan  over a year ago

Belfast

5, 6, 7, 8 Steps

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By *lex46TV/TS  over a year ago

Near Wells

Fleetwood Mac, dire.

They're the reason Punk Rocke was invited

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By *oco_marsWoman  over a year ago

Stockport


"I'll qualify my answer by saying the most overrated band is Oasis..."

I agree

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Just seen the thread asking who do you think the best band is, but in your opinion what's the worse?

Have a great day all.

I've been a musician for 37 years, I've been in some seriously bad bands... and seen even worse. BUT every one was better than not being a band at all. All music is good."

My bandmates and I think we're not that good, but, we don't care. We make music, we have fun making music, and people who have seen us at gigs tell us that we are actually quite good. As you say, all music is good, and it's better than not being in a band.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Queen -- but, if we include solo artists, Tina Turner is even worse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bucks Fizz. "

Is your mind definitely made up about that one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can’t decide between Ghost or Five Finger Death Punch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One direction fucking pony

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By *hrek101Man  over a year ago

Herts

Dire Straits or U2

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Pulp x

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By *9naughtyfun69Couple  over a year ago

torbay

Any boy or girl band

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wings and Hanson both have to rank in there.

Any manufactured boy/girl "band" is automatically not worthy of being called a band. None actually play instruments or write music. They are purely the pretty ones who auditioned to front the machine behind the curtain and needed the least auto tune

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By *tsJustKateWoman  over a year ago

London

Some of these answers are just laughable!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wet wet wet

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"The worst, for me, Lighthouse Family

-Just that one song, I can hear it now. Was it his voice? It's an advert selling you age insurance. pt"

Lifted?

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Just seen the thread asking who do you think the best band is, but in your opinion what's the worse?

Have a great day all. "

Worst gig was the enid... That was years ago... A few weeks ago saw a band called when rivers meet and that was the second worst of all time... I admire most musicians who have the balls to stand up and play... But...

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"The worst, for me, Lighthouse Family

-Just that one song, I can hear it now. Was it his voice? It's like an advert selling you age insurance. pt

Lifted?"

-Could be. I'm not checking lol pt

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By *redwilma666Couple  over a year ago

Kilbirnie

Every band after the 80's

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By *andadbodMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

NIRVANA

Don’t even try and defend them, utter shite and totally overrated.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

you have been told lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

JJ72 never heard of them? Do yourself a favour, and don't bother

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman  over a year ago

In the clouds

Bucks fizz

Steps

Black lace

A1

Cheeky girls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coldplay. Just noise and out of key vocals

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By *odevilWoman  over a year ago

exeter


"Coldplay = Musical beige

They have to be a contender..."

JINX. This was going to be my answer - verbatim

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Coldplay. Just noise and out of key vocals

"

I don't get out of key, he's singing his own songs and can clearly sing. pt

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By *andadbodMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"JJ72 never heard of them? Do yourself a favour, and don't bother"

i remember seeing them as part of the lineup for U2s Elevation Concert at Slane Castle.

Also on stage was , Kelis, Coldplay and Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

This thread is proving quite a good playlist for me!

M People, Fleetwood Mac, Housemartins, Beatles, Pulp, Sex Pistols, Nirvana (music's daftest hype-based backlash imo put a lot of Brits off those, and then the 'pretty boy' stupidly died - we were Jealous-UK before Britpop imo).

I even like some Radiohead, U2, Coldplay and Wings! And the first by Dire Straights was 'ok' I thought. He wasn't great on women which really limited his output, and he's actually admitted that he sang most of the Brothers in Arms album (the success of which embarrasses him) like a jerk. Music is nothing if not subjective. pt

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

Boney M.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mr Blobby was pretty bad as I recall.

Freaky penile bastard!

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By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny

Most bands are bad.

They’re what make the good ones good.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Coldplay. 100%

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Coldplay. 100%"

They are one of the few bands i have to switch off

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By *ittall2020Man  over a year ago

Norwich

Simple. All ska bands

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Coldplay. 100%

They are one of the few bands i have to switch off "

I was chatting earlier and said I really hope I never meet Chris Martin. It would be like an episode of celebrity death match and I would be victorious

He boils my piss

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think the worst band ever was the sex pistols. I loved them

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By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny

Accepting your choice of crap band, explain how they are so bad

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Accepting your choice of crap band, explain how they are so bad "

Coldplay are crap. Pure and simple

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By *coobyABCMan  over a year ago

Aberdeen

U2, in particular Bono. Thinks he is a god, in reality a complete bellend

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Re Chris Martin and Coldplay - I get the 'vanilla' sound issues etc (I like harder myself but I care a bit less if I like a song) - but what I can't pick up on what he is supposed to have done? I'm not great with tabloid shit, but really what has Coldplay (or is it Martin?) always had so much hate? Most of their stuff just sums up the word 'average' to me. Occasionally down to mediocre and maybe even insipid sometimes perhaps (I'm not at expert), but sometimes clearly well-written too. When I hear their songs I either thing meh or well that's not so bad! One or two I do like.

In principal their sound is just typical British 'prog-pop' in a fairly minimalist setting. Not my first bag by any means, but it's been a standard format in the UK since The Who (and no I'm not calling them The Who!). And yes they come over as pretty middle class. But still why so much grief? I can think of so much genuinely worse music out there myself! pt

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

I always thought Bono was a bit of a bell end, but I kind of feel the same about U2 as I do Coldplay tbh. pt

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Accepting your choice of crap band, explain how they are so bad

Coldplay are crap. Pure and simple "

I tend to agree... But.. Thing is. They've sold an awful lot of records... (or is that a lot of awful records? ) for being so supermarket lift musak. Oh that i could write such taupe tunes.

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By *uri00620Woman  over a year ago

Croydon


"Re Chris Martin and Coldplay - I get the 'vanilla' sound issues etc (I like harder myself but I care a bit less if I like a song) - but what I can't pick up on what he is supposed to have done? I'm not great with tabloid shit, but really what has Coldplay (or is it Martin?) always had so much hate? Most of their stuff just sums up the word 'average' to me. Occasionally down to mediocre and maybe even insipid sometimes perhaps (I'm not at expert), but sometimes clearly well-written too. When I hear their songs I either thing meh or well that's not so bad! One or two I do like.

In principal their sound is just typical British 'prog-pop' in a fairly minimalist setting. Not my first bag by any means, but it's been a standard format in the UK since The Who (and no I'm not calling them The Who!). And yes they come over as pretty middle class. But still why so much grief? I can think of so much genuinely worse music out there myself! pt"

Agreed, fairly bland on occasion but hardly worst band. It's cool to hate Coldplay though

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By *uck-RogersMan  over a year ago

Tarka trail

Slip knot

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Re Chris Martin and Coldplay - I get the 'vanilla' sound issues etc (I like harder myself but I care a bit less if I like a song) - but what I can't pick up on what he is supposed to have done? I'm not great with tabloid shit, but really what has Coldplay (or is it Martin?) always had so much hate? Most of their stuff just sums up the word 'average' to me. Occasionally down to mediocre and maybe even insipid sometimes perhaps (I'm not at expert), but sometimes clearly well-written too. When I hear their songs I either thing meh or well that's not so bad! One or two I do like.

In principal their sound is just typical British 'prog-pop' in a fairly minimalist setting. Not my first bag by any means, but it's been a standard format in the UK since The Who (and no I'm not calling them The Who!). And yes they come over as pretty middle class. But still why so much grief? I can think of so much genuinely worse music out there myself! pt"

So share...

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Re Chris Martin and Coldplay - I get the 'vanilla' sound issues etc (I like harder myself but I care a bit less if I like a song) - but what I can't pick up on what he is supposed to have done? I'm not great with tabloid shit, but really what has Coldplay (or is it Martin?) always had so much hate? Most of their stuff just sums up the word 'average' to me. Occasionally down to mediocre and maybe even insipid sometimes perhaps (I'm not at expert), but sometimes clearly well-written too. When I hear their songs I either thing meh or well that's not so bad! One or two I do like.

In principal their sound is just typical British 'prog-pop' in a fairly minimalist setting. Not my first bag by any means, but it's been a standard format in the UK since The Who (and no I'm not calling them The Who!). And yes they come over as pretty middle class. But still why so much grief? I can think of so much genuinely worse music out there myself! pt

Agreed, fairly bland on occasion but hardly worst band. It's cool to hate Coldplay though "

As Noel Fielding once said. I wasn’t trying to be cool. I genuinely hate Coldplay.

They are the musical equivalent of eating cold sick

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By *aleforfun22Man  over a year ago

Lancashire

Babyshambles with Pete the druggie Doherty.thought he was above the law and his music was rubbish

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Re Chris Martin and Coldplay - I get the 'vanilla' sound issues etc (I like harder myself but I care a bit less if I like a song) - but what I can't pick up on what he is supposed to have done? I'm not great with tabloid shit, but really what has Coldplay (or is it Martin?) always had so much hate? Most of their stuff just sums up the word 'average' to me. Occasionally down to mediocre and maybe even insipid sometimes perhaps (I'm not at expert), but sometimes clearly well-written too. When I hear their songs I either thing meh or well that's not so bad! One or two I do like.

In principal their sound is just typical British 'prog-pop' in a fairly minimalist setting. Not my first bag by any means, but it's been a standard format in the UK since The Who (and no I'm not calling them The Who!). And yes they come over as pretty middle class. But still why so much grief? I can think of so much genuinely worse music out there myself! pt

So share...

"

-Worse than Coldplay? From above I'd say Dire Straights, Five Star and Wet Wet Wet for sure. Maybe Queen at their worst, though they could raise their game for sure. It's hard to dislike Queen.

The last time I listened to a UK new-music radio show (I admit I'm not current with this stuff) most of it really underwhelmed me to be honest. I like female voices, but I when I listen past the popular song I'm often disappointed. And sometimes I don't even like the popular song. I hear loads of 'bland' all the time. At least Coldplay had (or have if they are still going) their own sound.

Just realised someone said Tina Turner in this thread! - I'm adding her to my current playlist too. Love her.

pt

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Fleetwood Mac, dire.

They're the reason Punk Rocke was invited "

I would agree, based on the Fleetwood Mac of the mid seventies onward.

However I would have to take issue with regards to original Fleetwood Mac created by Peter Green, a fantastic blues rock band , with Jeremy Spencer and Danny Kirwan making up the five piece

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Babyshambles with Pete the druggie Doherty.thought he was above the law and his music was rubbish "

-that was so badly reviewed I didn't bother with it, pt

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Re Chris Martin and Coldplay - I get the 'vanilla' sound issues etc (I like harder myself but I care a bit less if I like a song) - but what I can't pick up on what he is supposed to have done? I'm not great with tabloid shit, but really what has Coldplay (or is it Martin?) always had so much hate? Most of their stuff just sums up the word 'average' to me. Occasionally down to mediocre and maybe even insipid sometimes perhaps (I'm not at expert), but sometimes clearly well-written too. When I hear their songs I either thing meh or well that's not so bad! One or two I do like.

In principal their sound is just typical British 'prog-pop' in a fairly minimalist setting. Not my first bag by any means, but it's been a standard format in the UK since The Who (and no I'm not calling them The Who!). And yes they come over as pretty middle class. But still why so much grief? I can think of so much genuinely worse music out there myself! pt

Agreed, fairly bland on occasion but hardly worst band. It's cool to hate Coldplay though

As Noel Fielding once said. I wasn’t trying to be cool. I genuinely hate Coldplay.

They are the musical equivalent of eating cold sick

"

-I love The Mighty Boosh, but I'd put Coldplay a bit above his beloved Florence + the Machine (as another general example). I found them pretty bland most of the time tbh.

pt

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By *espacito56Man  over a year ago

Orkney

Proclaimers.

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By *oeofsussexMan  over a year ago

Eastbourne

The Fuckwits

Owen Donovan and the Mockingbirds

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Fleetwood Mac, dire.

They're the reason Punk Rocke was invited

I would agree, based on the Fleetwood Mac of the mid seventies onward.

However I would have to take issue with regards to original Fleetwood Mac created by Peter Green, a fantastic blues rock band , with Jeremy Spencer and Danny Kirwan making up the five piece

"

-Christine Perfect went on to become Christine McVie and just got better and better at writing songs til about 1985 imo. I like all the Macs up the mid 80's. And their awesome rhythm section (ie their name) remained the same throughout all their many iterations. Rumours may get a bit over-played, but it will never sound like a bad album ever. As long as songs can be good and bad it just isn't. Tusk and Mirage and good cult albums too - loads of freaky Lindsay Buckingham stuff on them. pt

pt

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Re Chris Martin and Coldplay - I get the 'vanilla' sound issues etc (I like harder myself but I care a bit less if I like a song) - but what I can't pick up on what he is supposed to have done? I'm not great with tabloid shit, but really what has Coldplay (or is it Martin?) always had so much hate? Most of their stuff just sums up the word 'average' to me. Occasionally down to mediocre and maybe even insipid sometimes perhaps (I'm not at expert), but sometimes clearly well-written too. When I hear their songs I either thing meh or well that's not so bad! One or two I do like.

In principal their sound is just typical British 'prog-pop' in a fairly minimalist setting. Not my first bag by any means, but it's been a standard format in the UK since The Who (and no I'm not calling them The Who!). And yes they come over as pretty middle class. But still why so much grief? I can think of so much genuinely worse music out there myself! pt

Agreed, fairly bland on occasion but hardly worst band. It's cool to hate Coldplay though

As Noel Fielding once said. I wasn’t trying to be cool. I genuinely hate Coldplay.

They are the musical equivalent of eating cold sick

-I love The Mighty Boosh, but I'd put Coldplay a bit above his beloved Florence + the Machine (as another general example). I found them pretty bland most of the time tbh.

pt"

Oh now I love love love Florence

Horses for courses I guess

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Re Chris Martin and Coldplay - I get the 'vanilla' sound issues etc (I like harder myself but I care a bit less if I like a song) - but what I can't pick up on what he is supposed to have done? I'm not great with tabloid shit, but really what has Coldplay (or is it Martin?) always had so much hate? Most of their stuff just sums up the word 'average' to me. Occasionally down to mediocre and maybe even insipid sometimes perhaps (I'm not at expert), but sometimes clearly well-written too. When I hear their songs I either thing meh or well that's not so bad! One or two I do like.

In principal their sound is just typical British 'prog-pop' in a fairly minimalist setting. Not my first bag by any means, but it's been a standard format in the UK since The Who (and no I'm not calling them The Who!). And yes they come over as pretty middle class. But still why so much grief? I can think of so much genuinely worse music out there myself! pt

Agreed, fairly bland on occasion but hardly worst band. It's cool to hate Coldplay though

As Noel Fielding once said. I wasn’t trying to be cool. I genuinely hate Coldplay.

They are the musical equivalent of eating cold sick

-I love The Mighty Boosh, but I'd put Coldplay a bit above his beloved Florence + the Machine (as another general example). I found them pretty bland most of the time tbh.

pt

Oh now I love love love Florence

Horses for courses I guess

"

Yep it's all down to taste. pt

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By *inkyfun2013Couple  over a year ago

lewisham

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Housemartins

Beatles

Queen you choose

Queen ?? You're taking the piss surely "

nope couldn't stand them or most of their songs quite liked another one bites the dust mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have a pretty varied taste that gos from 70s disco to punk and ska but... Queen is on group that neither of us can stand..

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By *irldnCouple  over a year ago

Brighton

As already said, totally subjective.

Personally I will always give more of a pass to any band that writes their own songs and plays their own instruments and can actually perform well live and not just in the studio. So Coldplay are FAR from the worst IMO. Plenty far far worse. You may not LIKE their sound but at least it is THEIR sound and they created it. Gotta love how success breeds contempt as well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The darkness

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine

Any cheesey pop music, voice tuning music, coldplay, U2, Beatles, techno or similar and I could go on.

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Anything to do with Stock, Aitken and Waterman... That was such a low point in musical history.

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By *irldnCouple  over a year ago

Brighton

Actual “band” (ie write own songs, play instruments) I subjectively do not like is the Manic Street Preachers. Awful.

Not real “bands” - any Boy Band such as Take That, One Direction, Backstreet Boys.

Solo Artists - I really cannot stand all those “warbling women” who go up and down the scales, the worst being Mariah Carey.

Over rated IMHO is Ed Sheeran.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cold play

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beatles

Queen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Green Day

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Hear’say

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By *espacito56Man  over a year ago

Orkney


"Housemartins

Beatles

Queen you choose

Queen ?? You're taking the piss surely nope couldn't stand them or most of their songs quite liked another one bites the dust mind "

Nah, was downhill all the way after 7 seas of rhye

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scorpions nothing more to add

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Florence and the Machine.

Just wailing.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester


"Bucks fizz

Steps

Black lace

A1

Cheeky girls"

Tbh with the cheeky girls no one was worried about the music part they had more entertaining attributes

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By *irty_DeedsMan  over a year ago

Teesside

Morrissey or The Smiths. Pass me a fucking razorback quick!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely The who

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By *irty_DeedsMan  over a year ago

Teesside


"As already said, totally subjective.

Personally I will always give more of a pass to any band that writes their own songs and plays their own instruments and can actually perform well live and not just in the studio. So Coldplay are FAR from the worst IMO. Plenty far far worse. You may not LIKE their sound but at least it is THEIR sound and they created it. Gotta love how success breeds contempt as well."

Well they created most of it, when not ripping off Joe Satriani songs

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By *ornyj37Man  over a year ago

Devon


"Just seen the thread asking who do you think the best band is, but in your opinion what's the worse?

Have a great day all.

I've been a musician for 37 years, I've been in some seriously bad bands... and seen even worse. BUT every one was better than not being a band at all. All music is good."

As a musician too, I fully agree

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By *ustus56Couple  over a year ago

rugby

oasis

westlife

one d

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By *adbod2godbodMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Cheeky Girls.

Touch my bum, don't be shy......no.....no I'll probably get some horrific std.....no cheeky girls, No!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My husband is going to hate me for this because he loves them and has them on in the car constantly… my poor ears.

The prodigy it actually hurts my head listening to them.

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Just seen the thread asking who do you think the best band is, but in your opinion what's the worse?

Have a great day all. "

The Edgar Winter Group.

Bought their "Shock Treatment" album decades ago.

Truly truly dreadful.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

Whoever sung ‘Agadoo’

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Beatles

Queen"

see

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Actual “band” (ie write own songs, play instruments) I subjectively do not like is the Manic Street Preachers. Awful.

Not real “bands” - any Boy Band such as Take That, One Direction, Backstreet Boys.

Solo Artists - I really cannot stand all those “warbling women” who go up and down the scales, the worst being Mariah Carey.

Over rated IMHO is Ed Sheeran."

How did sam smith escape?

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Whitesnake when they went 'stateside' around 87. Also saw them live in that year. Rubbish.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Actual “band” (ie write own songs, play instruments) I subjectively do not like is the Manic Street Preachers. Awful.

Not real “bands” - any Boy Band such as Take That, One Direction, Backstreet Boys.

Solo Artists - I really cannot stand all those “warbling women” who go up and down the scales, the worst being Mariah Carey.

Over rated IMHO is Ed Sheeran.

How did sam smith escape?

"

-Looks like he didn't lol. This feels much more like an 'over-rated' thread to me. I like Smith, but I find Sheeran overrated for sure.

I'd concede the Manic's were bit too to be honest, although 'Know Your Enemies' (sort of the album after their really-big albums) - is a genuinely really-good punk album. Proper punky, with their own 'take' refined to its best. And it has Ocean Spray, about his mum. --pt

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Whitesnake when they went 'stateside' around 87. Also saw them live in that year. Rubbish."

Was that the Lonely field of dreams tour lol? They made Def Leppard sound like Led Zeppelin around then didn't they. They were both essentially pop at that time. pt

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman  over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

Abba.

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By *algormMan  over a year ago

maghera

Kaiser chiefs, utter shite

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By *tterdogMan  over a year ago

South West

Pet Shop Boys. Walked out the gig. Didn't get flashy light boxes & the turgid electro pap.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Pet Shop Boys. Walked out the gig. Didn't get flashy light boxes & the turgid electro pap.

"

-Tennant's supposed to hate touring, so well done on actually catching them. I probably wouldn't want to see those live tbh. I did get into them in the end though (Very was the album that did it for me). Thinking of Very and remembering the album Music for some reason, I think I'll prepare my response for Madonna lol. pt

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By *irldnCouple  over a year ago

Brighton


"Actual “band” (ie write own songs, play instruments) I subjectively do not like is the Manic Street Preachers. Awful.

Not real “bands” - any Boy Band such as Take That, One Direction, Backstreet Boys.

Solo Artists - I really cannot stand all those “warbling women” who go up and down the scales, the worst being Mariah Carey.

Over rated IMHO is Ed Sheeran.

How did sam smith escape? "

Sounds like the start of a good joke?

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By *irldnCouple  over a year ago

Brighton


"Actual “band” (ie write own songs, play instruments) I subjectively do not like is the Manic Street Preachers. Awful.

Not real “bands” - any Boy Band such as Take That, One Direction, Backstreet Boys.

Solo Artists - I really cannot stand all those “warbling women” who go up and down the scales, the worst being Mariah Carey.

Over rated IMHO is Ed Sheeran.

How did sam smith escape?

-Looks like he didn't lol. This feels much more like an 'over-rated' thread to me. I like Smith, but I find Sheeran overrated for sure.

I'd concede the Manic's were bit too to be honest, although 'Know Your Enemies' (sort of the album after their really-big albums) - is a genuinely really-good punk album. Proper punky, with their own 'take' refined to its best. And it has Ocean Spray, about his mum. --pt"

As been said, it is sooooo subjective. I really enjoyed the UK music scene in the 90s but for some reason just cannot stand the Manics.

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

The worst band I have personally seen live, was Guns and Roses.

However, I love a lot of their music, but their attitude was awful on that particular occasion, and the vocal was awful too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whoever sung ‘Agadoo’

"

Black Lace? But surely "Having a gang bang" is considered a classic?

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Actual “band” (ie write own songs, play instruments) I subjectively do not like is the Manic Street Preachers. Awful.

Not real “bands” - any Boy Band such as Take That, One Direction, Backstreet Boys.

Solo Artists - I really cannot stand all those “warbling women” who go up and down the scales, the worst being Mariah Carey.

Over rated IMHO is Ed Sheeran.

How did sam smith escape?

-Looks like he didn't lol. This feels much more like an 'over-rated' thread to me. I like Smith, but I find Sheeran overrated for sure.

I'd concede the Manic's were bit too to be honest, although 'Know Your Enemies' (sort of the album after their really-big albums) - is a genuinely really-good punk album. Proper punky, with their own 'take' refined to its best. And it has Ocean Spray, about his mum. --pt

As been said, it is sooooo subjective. I really enjoyed the UK music scene in the 90s but for some reason just cannot stand the Manics.

"

-They were certainly very overrated at one point (best band in the world type of thing). The only album I can comfortably point to is KYE, as it's a solid album song by song. But if you don't like their sound you don't like their sound.

For anyone else, my fave Manics song (also on KYE)is probably ;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_QGfzeiNb0

pt

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing


"Whitesnake when they went 'stateside' around 87. Also saw them live in that year. Rubbish.

Was that the Lonely field of dreams tour lol? They made Def Leppard sound like Led Zeppelin around then didn't they. They were both essentially pop at that time. pt"

It was to promote their 1987 album. They were great in 1984 when i saw them prior to that but Coverdale changed all band members to try and crack America.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan  over a year ago

Beverley


"Can’t decide between Ghost or Five Finger Death Punch"

An ex-colleague suggested I listen to FFDP. Can't believe how badly he misjudged me

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By *adCherriesCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Beatles

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"Actual “band” (ie write own songs, play instruments) I subjectively do not like is the Manic Street Preachers. Awful.

."

Manics are an odd one for me. Rarely listen to their music but really like them.

Went to their first tour in about 89, then a few times after, missed the whole stadium level tours and last saw them about 4-5 years ago. Definitely one of the best live bands around

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By *oofy321Man  over a year ago

moon base zero

Kasabian...just can't get into them

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By *illy71Couple  over a year ago

Staines

sorry, grammar police here, but it's "worst"

"What is the worst band?"

As for the answer, if they are that bad I don't waste memory space remembering their name, at my age I have enough trouble remembering the ones I do like!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My list of worst bands that are unfathomably popular:

Coldplay

Keane

Foo Fighters

Franz Ferdinand

Creed

Nickleback

Maroon 5

Lewis Capaldi

Ed Sheeran

I probably have more, but these are off the top of my head. All of them make music for people who don't like music.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For me the Rolling Stones … shit !

And all those boy bands ..

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By *irldnCouple  over a year ago

Brighton


"My list of worst bands that are unfathomably popular:

Coldplay

Keane

Foo Fighters

Franz Ferdinand

Creed

Nickleback

Maroon 5

Lewis Capaldi

Ed Sheeran

I probably have more, but these are off the top of my head. All of them make music for people who don't like music."

That’s harsh. Quite like Coldplay and not remotely ashamed to admit it. I think the “cool kids” just think it is game to not like things that are popular. It is just musical snobbery.

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Sorry to disappoint, "Cold Play" are watered down Radiohead wannabes...

Go listen to a Radiohead album instead - much better!

Can Jedward be counted? They are crap & annoying....

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan  over a year ago

Norwich

The Jonas Brothers are up there for me at the moment. If I hear the truly awful “Waffle House” any more today I will have to hope it is a defence or at least mitigation against any charges of violent disorder that might be levied.

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Housemartins

Beatles

Queen you choose

Now you're just being silly.

I'll add an extra criteria. Worst band you used to like..?

Yes. Just pompous and dull"

you can't argue sorry bands that are good for one person are rubbish for another i mean oasis cmon

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Worst band I’ve ever seen…

Primus

If you don’t know of them, their biggest claim to fame is that they did the Southpark theme song.

Saw them live when they were the support act for a band I really wanted to see.

They honestly sounded like a bunch of musical instruments falling down an endless staircase

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"Housemartins

Beatles

Queen you choose

Now you're just being silly.

I'll add an extra criteria. Worst band you used to like..?

Yes. Just pompous and dullyou can't argue sorry bands that are good for one person are rubbish for another i mean oasis cmon "

I quite like some of the high flying birds stuff. Not enough to pay for it in any way. Well, apart from indirectly through the bbc licence fee I guess.

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By *irldnCouple  over a year ago

Brighton


"Sorry to disappoint, "Cold Play" are watered down Radiohead wannabes...

Go listen to a Radiohead album instead - much better!

Can Jedward be counted? They are crap & annoying.... "

Oh Radiohead are better but that doesn’t make Coldplay “the worst” as there are plenty better contenders for that crown!

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

The Beatles and The Rolling Stones (both mentioned here of course) still just about remain the two greatest bands imo, and I've listened to hundreds over the years. Dylan is my favourite act, but that one's harder to pin. pt

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Pink Floyd

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Manic Street Preachers….possibly the most boring band of all time.

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By *amRod64Man  over a year ago

Gravesend

My default answer will always be Queen

Foo Fighters and The Eagles come close though

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By *tooveMan  over a year ago

belfast


"My list of worst bands that are unfathomably popular:

Coldplay

Keane

Foo Fighters

Franz Ferdinand

Creed

Nickleback

Maroon 5

Lewis Capaldi

Ed Sheeran

I probably have more, but these are off the top of my head. All of them make music for people who don't like music.

That’s harsh. Quite like Coldplay and not remotely ashamed to admit it. I think the “cool kids” just think it is game to not like things that are popular. It is just musical snobbery."

Nothing cool about knowing Coldplay are boring as fuck.

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"My list of worst bands that are unfathomably popular:

Coldplay

Keane

Foo Fighters

Franz Ferdinand

Creed

Nickleback

Maroon 5

Lewis Capaldi

Ed Sheeran

I probably have more, but these are off the top of my head. All of them make music for people who don't like music.

That’s harsh. Quite like Coldplay and not remotely ashamed to admit it. I think the “cool kids” just think it is game to not like things that are popular. It is just musical snobbery.

Nothing cool about knowing Coldplay are boring as fuck. "

Coldplay vs Manics for worlds most boring band!

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"My list of worst bands that are unfathomably popular:

Coldplay

Keane

Foo Fighters

Franz Ferdinand

Creed

Nickleback

Maroon 5

Lewis Capaldi

Ed Sheeran

I probably have more, but these are off the top of my head. All of them make music for people who don't like music.

That’s harsh. Quite like Coldplay and not remotely ashamed to admit it. I think the “cool kids” just think it is game to not like things that are popular. It is just musical snobbery.

Nothing cool about knowing Coldplay are boring as fuck.

Coldplay vs Manics for worlds most boring band! "

The manics. One of very few bands ive walked out on.... Im sure they managed without me

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By *ataleMan  over a year ago

Durham

Primal Scream

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By *imbo59seMan  over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"Pink Floyd"

Philistines.....go hang your heads in shame

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That shouty bloke from east Belfast.

Van the man.

Can't stand him.

(I'm from Belfast and a semi pro muscician for the record)

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By *oubleswing2019Man  over a year ago

Colchester

Bon Jovi. Tepid, dull, middle of the road, safe, uninspiring.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All the bands being mentioned probably made thousands of people happy with their music going by how many paid to buy their music or watch them live. Some even millions.

What have the people on here criticising them done musically. Probably emptied a pub on karaoke night and got hired by the landlord to sing at closing time every night.

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