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How do you scratch your itchy arse in public?
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I’m not talking of an itchy arse cheek here, I’m talking about one that’s right up there. One where it would be easier to get at it down your throat?? 
Well then? What’s your technique? 
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"I just go for it I don't care.
Sniffing my finger a few yards later I am trying to stop though, it just seems a step too impulsive. pt
Smelling spunk? "
the delicate nectar of spunk, shit and anusol, it really needs a word |
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"I just go for it I don't care.
Sniffing my finger a few yards later I am trying to stop though, it just seems a step too impulsive. pt
Smelling spunk?
the delicate nectar of spunk, shit and anusol, it really needs a word"
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"I just go for it I don't care.
Sniffing my finger a few yards later I am trying to stop though, it just seems a step too impulsive. pt
Smelling spunk?
the delicate nectar of spunk, shit and anusol, it really needs a word"
Jizzusolite |
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"I just go for it I don't care.
Sniffing my finger a few yards later I am trying to stop though, it just seems a step too impulsive. pt
Smelling spunk?
the delicate nectar of spunk, shit and anusol, it really needs a word
Jizzusolite "
Is this your new after scratch lol  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Stick a cactus up there and bounce
Oooooooo so you like multiple pricks up your arse at once. Kinky 
You know I do.
You trained me 
I only have one penis  "
Oh... what were the bits sticking out of it then? |
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"I just go for it I don't care.
Sniffing my finger a few yards later I am trying to stop though, it just seems a step too impulsive. pt
Smelling spunk?
the delicate nectar of spunk, shit and anusol, it really needs a word
Jizzusolite
Is this your new after scratch lol "
That’s what’s on your finger |
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"Stick a cactus up there and bounce
Oooooooo so you like multiple pricks up your arse at once. Kinky
You know I do.
You trained me
I only have one penis
Oh... what were the bits sticking out of it then?"
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I pull down my pants, proudly stick my finger up there and have a merry old dig around.
Sadly, it has come to my realisation that such behaviour in public spaces is not generally smiled upon though.
….well that’s what the officer told me anyway…  |
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"Just have a good old scratch and carry on eating your chips 
You don’t scratch it with a chip then?
Hell no I'm not an animal
You’ll try it next time though "
A salty crack no thanks, if I want gravy on my chips I'll buy some |
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"I pull down my pants, proudly stick my finger up there and have a merry old dig around.
Sadly, it has come to my realisation that such behaviour in public spaces is not generally smiled upon though.
….well that’s what the officer told me anyway… "
Those poor people on the bus that one time |
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"Just have a good old scratch and carry on eating your chips
You don’t scratch it with a chip then?
Hell no I'm not an animal
You’ll try it next time though
A salty crack no thanks, if I want gravy on my chips I'll buy some "
Northern boys love gravy |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Learn to wipe your butt properly in the first place?
Or check you don't have worms
Do you have an arse mirror for checking for worms? "
Nope, sorry you've got to do it the old fashioned way... look at your poo! |
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"Learn to wipe your butt properly in the first place?
Or check you don't have worms
Do you have an arse mirror for checking for worms?
Nope, sorry you've got to do it the old fashioned way... look at your poo! "
I thought you could see them wriggling around the rim? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Learn to wipe your butt properly in the first place?
Or check you don't have worms
Do you have an arse mirror for checking for worms?
Nope, sorry you've got to do it the old fashioned way... look at your poo!
I thought you could see them wriggling around the rim? "
Ask a friend to look...... I am not that friend  |
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over a year ago
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"Learn to wipe your butt properly in the first place?
Or check you don't have worms
Do you have an arse mirror for checking for worms?
Nope, sorry you've got to do it the old fashioned way... look at your poo!
I thought you could see them wriggling around the rim?
Ask a friend to look...... I am not that friend "
You are the very definition of a party pooper |
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Make sure someone's filming it, then bounce on the bonnet of a Rolls Royce. Enjoy every kink of that Spirit of Ecstasy as it rises up your anal passage. Then use the footage to make money on OF/YouTube  |
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"Learn to wipe your butt properly in the first place?
Or check you don't have worms
Do you have an arse mirror for checking for worms?
Nope, sorry you've got to do it the old fashioned way... look at your poo!
I thought you could see them wriggling around the rim?
Ask a friend to look...... I am not that friend "
You’re not my friend |
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"Make sure someone's filming it, then bounce on the bonnet of a Rolls Royce. Enjoy every kink of that Spirit of Ecstasy as it rises up your anal passage. Then use the footage to make money on OF/YouTube "
I’ll be your only fan |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m not talking of an itchy arse cheek here, I’m talking about one that’s right up there. One where it would be easier to get at it down your throat??
Well then? What’s your technique?
Love and Peace "
Just do what my dog does and drag your arse across the floor. Mind you'd want to be a trained acrobat to manage it |
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""Hold it out the window and let the breeze blow it off."
10 points if you get the reference.
Unless I've buggered up the quote. Think I might've."
Don't worry. Rex will bugger up a lot more than a quote if you let him  |
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"I’m not talking of an itchy arse cheek here, I’m talking about one that’s right up there. One where it would be easier to get at it down your throat??
Well then? What’s your technique?
Love and Peace
Just do what my dog does and drag your arse across the floor. Mind you'd want to be a trained acrobat to manage it "
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""Hold it out the window and let the breeze blow it off."
10 points if you get the reference.
Unless I've buggered up the quote. Think I might've.
Don't worry. Rex will bugger up a lot more than a quote if you let him "
If you ask nicely |
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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago
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""Hold it out the window and let the breeze blow it off."
10 points if you get the reference.
Unless I've buggered up the quote. Think I might've.
Don't worry. Rex will bugger up a lot more than a quote if you let him
If you ask nicely "
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You should try preempting the situations by applying a good blob of valve grinding paste to the pointy end of your butt plug in the morning. I never get itchy up there anymore. A couple of bounces on the nearest chair should the need arise and you are sorted.
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"I just back up to the nearest doorframe obviously!! 
Jo.Xx
And let the knob slip in?
Standard!
Jo.Xx
Does D know?
Pppfftttt He's the one who laced my knickers with itching powder!
Jo.Xx
D."
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At the hot food bit in Harthill Services the other week a guy clearly had that issue but didn't care his hand went right down the back of his jeans and he had a good jab around, then he picked up his food and left |
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