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Yes you,how highly do you rate yourself ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Solid 8. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For 15 seconds I'm fucking outstanding  |
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"Yes you,how highly do you rate yourself ?
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I used to be... Bit out of practice now though.. Though i hear its like riding a bike so... Sweet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a rule im normally pretty solid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With the right partner I am. Takes 2 and all that |
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"Yes you,how highly do you rate yourself ?
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The score depends on who you with but it is never less than 2hrs and varies sometimes no penetration so I guess depending on what you like somewhere between 1 and 9  |
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My ex said I was terrible in bed. How she could make that judgement in all of 2 minutes is anyone’s guess… |
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I'm as good as the guy I'm with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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20 out off 10 both side
Sex drive through the roof with the ability to reload 10-15 times |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"10  "
I may be fibbing |
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"20 out off 10 both side
Sex drive through the roof with the ability to reload 10-15 times "
Omg Natalie. That had me in hysterics |
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First meet I'd say average but after few meets and know what people are comfortable with I'd say 8 or 9 can't imagine anyone 8 9 or 10 on first meet maybe I'm doing it wrong |
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By *B KINGSCouple (MM)
over a year ago
South |
Don’t need a rating, I know the sauce I bring to the table |
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"With the right partner I am. Takes 2 and all that "
This |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
When it comes to fucking, I like to shoot for the starts. |
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As an honest guy...no! I was but I doubt I'm anything like the good fuck I was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"20 out off 10 both side
Sex drive through the roof with the ability to reload 10-15 times
Omg Natalie. That had me in hysterics "
Ha ha that’s no joke that’s the truth |
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I’ve never had any complaints
I’ve had several laughs but never any complaints lol |
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"Don’t need a rating, I know the sauce I bring to the table "
Is it Colman’s mustard? |
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"Read my verifications  "
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The number of times that the same people tell me to 'Fuck off', I think I must be doing something right. |
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I'm as good as the person I'm with at the time x |
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"Read my verifications
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol."
Like silhouette profiles you mean? Pointless? |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
I’ve been asked for repeat meets so can’t be that bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had mo complaints so far and they always come back for more |
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I was recently told "you're great in bed and not bad looking", not sure if there was meant to be such an emphasis on the 'bad' |
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"I’ve been asked for repeat meets so can’t be that bad"
Stings when you don’t get asked back though!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm terrible |
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"Read my verifications
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol.
Like silhouette profiles you mean? Pointless? "
Doesn't stop me getting messaged, thankfully  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
No one dares complain and they always come back when asked...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Read my verifications
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol.
Like silhouette profiles you mean? Pointless?
Doesn't stop me getting messaged, thankfully "
You can't beat a hot silhouette |
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Like anyone's going to say they are completely crap!!...Its all subjective anyway. |
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I've been told that I'm very good at intercourse and excellent at performing oral..the ladies words not mine |
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"Read my verifications
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol.
Like silhouette profiles you mean? Pointless?
Doesn't stop me getting messaged, thankfully "
I can just imagine the quality  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That’s for them to find out ….  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good connection n chemistry works very well
Sweetness can bring great fantastic results
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I always cum, even with the 6’s and below |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Read my verifications
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol."
This is true. I've never seen a negative one. |
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By *kjay86Man
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
"Turned up, unblocked my pipes, cleaned up after himself and wasn't a twat. Would recommend"
Can't argue with that, and I'm not even a qualified plumber. |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Read my verifications
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol.
This is true. I've never seen a negative one. "
Thats because you can choose to not show the bad ones ha ha |
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Only worth visiting with a bucketful of lube...fucking menopause  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fuck?"
Yes please.
I'm not bad at it.
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"I always cum, even with the 6’s and below "
But did they? |
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"I always cum, even with the 6’s and below
But did they?"
Who cares?  |
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By *empusMan
over a year ago
Poole |
"Yes you,how highly do you rate yourself ?
I used to be... Bit out of practice now though.. Though i hear its like riding a bike so... Sweet"
Same |
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Absolutely useless we joined by mistake we thought it was a swimming club fabswimmers (effing autocorrect) we wanted to sign up for the gala. |
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Wouldn't rate highly enough to register |
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Titanic...... full of hopes and dreams, a journey of excitement and drama then crashing and sinking never to be seen again |
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"Absolutely useless we joined by mistake we thought it was a swimming club fabswimmers (effing autocorrect) we wanted to sign up for the gala. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Read my verifications
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol.
This is true. I've never seen a negative one.
Thats because you can choose to not show the bad ones ha ha "
I know people can but do people write negative ones? I've been on and off the site for nearly 2 years and there has never been a hint from a single soul of a negative veri. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not a human pretzel, but I think I can fuck ok. I'm sure there's more to learn still. |
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"Read my verifications
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol.
This is true. I've never seen a negative one.
Thats because you can choose to not show the bad ones ha ha "
You are right, hence the valid comment of the original poster. Some people choose not to have them or show any, good or bad. At the end of the day people make choices based on a lot of stuff that are important to them, not just the opinion of others and manage their account the way they want. That includes whether they choose to have public pics or not. I will do my own due diligence and I am sure others do their own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last Trustpilot said "Booking process smooth. Turned up on time and provided a fast and efficient service and even cleaned up after." |
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"Read my verifications
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol.
This is true. I've never seen a negative one.
Thats because you can choose to not show the bad ones ha ha
I know people can but do people write negative ones? I've been on and off the site for nearly 2 years and there has never been a hint from a single soul of a negative veri. "
They probably just don't leave one |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Titanic...... full of hopes and dreams, a journey of excitement and drama then crashing and sinking never to be seen again"
Hold on to me, I have built in floats, those can save us both..... |
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I've not had one in a while, but for the 22 seconds I can last.... probably a solid 2 outta 10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Read my verifications
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol.
This is true. I've never seen a negative one.
Thats because you can choose to not show the bad ones ha ha
I know people can but do people write negative ones? I've been on and off the site for nearly 2 years and there has never been a hint from a single soul of a negative veri.
They probably just don't leave one "
That's what I've chosen after a...not so happy meet. |
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I'm a giver more than I am a reciever and I don't stop until the job is done for her (multiple times if i can help it) lol so I give myself 8/10 |
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"Read my verifications
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol.
Like silhouette profiles you mean? Pointless?
Doesn't stop me getting messaged, thankfully
I can just imagine the quality "
I bet you can |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Read my verifications
Verifications aren't really worth anything, nobody says anything bad lol.
Like silhouette profiles you mean? Pointless?
Doesn't stop me getting messaged, thankfully
I can just imagine the quality
I bet you can "
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"Titanic...... full of hopes and dreams, a journey of excitement and drama then crashing and sinking never to be seen again
Hold on to me, I have built in floats, those can save us both..... "
I'll climb aboard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surely we are all at it like rabbits and amazing?
In reality it's only ever as good as the connection allows.
I've met people in the past who others would describe as epic and I was left pretty underwhelmed.
I've met people who likely thought I was a bit rubbish. My ex husband would definitely describe me that way.
Its all about the chemistry |
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope
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over a year ago
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By *rettyflamingoCouple
over a year ago
Where the flamboyance of flamingos live |
I think I’ve got better with age. I’m confident and know what I want and am also a giver. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm as good as the person I'm with at the time x"
Couldn't have put it better  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South |
I’m no frills. I don’t dress up, I don’t do bedroom gymnastics. But (and it’s a big butt *cough*) I am enthusiastic when I have a man willing to have sex naked in front of me. Or even just partially clothed. Or even just with his wang poking through his zip.
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All I can guarantee is that your disappointment will be short lived,I mean it's difficult to stay angry with 15 second's of fun.
I advise it's best to stay clothed as it'll take longer to get re dressed than have me sex you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes you,how highly do you rate yourself ?
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Mr thinks I am haha
Mrs |
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Somewhere between amazing and abysmal |
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Rubbish. But you can face squish my tits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rubbish. But you can face squish my tits"
Now I get get that thought from my mind.
On a good day... 1/10. Bad day ... Don't bother |
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Nahhh but I do make a good cup of tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd rate myself higher if I was any good at being on top tbh. I always dread being asked. |
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1/10 given myself 1 for effort x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not got big cock
So good with my hands Mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rubbish. But you can face squish my tits"
Hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know that gattuso meme where he’s like ‘sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit’?
I think I’m usually a 8/9 out of 10 lover but I used to see someone and I swear I felt like a 5 or 6 out of 10. The oral usually carries me through my bad performances |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
If I wasn't, all those sexy men wouldn't keep hammering my door down for more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes you,how highly do you rate yourself ?
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It is a subjective question really…
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"If I wasn't, all those sexy men wouldn't keep hammering my door down for more "
They’re called Bailiffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know that gattuso meme where he’s like ‘sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit’?
I think I’m usually a 8/9 out of 10 lover but I used to see someone and I swear I felt like a 5 or 6 out of 10. The oral usually carries me through my bad performances "
I know that meme! (Proud moment for old woman ) |
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"I'm as good as the person I'm with at the time x"
Absolutely correct. It takes two or more to make a thing go right as someone memorably once said… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I wasn't, all those sexy men wouldn't keep hammering my door down for more "
I’m tryna find out |
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"If I wasn't, all those sexy men wouldn't keep hammering my door down for more
They’re called Bailiffs "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know that gattuso meme where he’s like ‘sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit’?
I think I’m usually a 8/9 out of 10 lover but I used to see someone and I swear I felt like a 5 or 6 out of 10. The oral usually carries me through my bad performances
I know that meme! (Proud moment for old woman )"
this is also a proud moment for me!
*inserts I understood that reference Steve Rodgers gif*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I wasn't, all those sexy men wouldn't keep hammering my door down for more
They’re called Bailiffs "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know that gattuso meme where he’s like ‘sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit’?
I think I’m usually a 8/9 out of 10 lover but I used to see someone and I swear I felt like a 5 or 6 out of 10. The oral usually carries me through my bad performances
I know that meme! (Proud moment for old woman ) this is also a proud moment for me!
*inserts I understood that reference Steve Rodgers gif*
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It's painful to have to write out the gif isn't it? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"If I wasn't, all those sexy men wouldn't keep hammering my door down for more
They’re called Bailiffs "
I don't let those ones into my bed.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know that gattuso meme where he’s like ‘sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit’?
I think I’m usually a 8/9 out of 10 lover but I used to see someone and I swear I felt like a 5 or 6 out of 10. The oral usually carries me through my bad performances
I know that meme! (Proud moment for old woman ) this is also a proud moment for me!
*inserts I understood that reference Steve Rodgers gif*
It's painful to have to write out the gif isn't it? "
honestly!
I’d complain to Mrs Nice about it but she doesn’t let me in her box  |
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Yes, i'd like to think so. I once spent 12 hrs fucking a girlfriend (obviously with toilet and meal brakes). I think that my pb is giving her 16 orgasm's In one night, I pride myself in pleasing my partner first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know that gattuso meme where he’s like ‘sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit’?
I think I’m usually a 8/9 out of 10 lover but I used to see someone and I swear I felt like a 5 or 6 out of 10. The oral usually carries me through my bad performances
I know that meme! (Proud moment for old woman ) this is also a proud moment for me!
*inserts I understood that reference Steve Rodgers gif*
It's painful to have to write out the gif isn't it? honestly!
I’d complain to Mrs Nice about it but she doesn’t let me in her box "
No! How could she?! |
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"Apparently…. "
Needs a road test … |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
I'm that good that men only need half an hour with me before they shoot and scoot |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'm not going to say I'm bad in some sort of Wednesday night self deprecating mood. I'm not.
I really love sex. It might not be that obvious from my cutesy and prim and proper facade I have going on but yep; I adore it. If it gets to the point where I want to have sex, I'm probably really in to that person. Eager and enthusiastic for it all. And I'm a bit of a people pleaser who adores kissing... so yeah, I'd say I'm okay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All depends
Quicky 10 seconds
Long session 12 seconds
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Depends… bern told I’m ok but do struggle to last at times |
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C-. He tries but can do better. |
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"Yes you,how highly do you rate yourself ?
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No. |
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Considering no one wants to meet me a second time then I clearly rate myself higher than my playmates did. |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
Absolutely diabolical nobody just nobody should climb on me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently….
Needs a road test …"
Put some miles on it |
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Haven't had any complaints as of yet ?? |
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I can't be bad or people wouldn't come back |
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I think pretty good. I'm good at listening and paying attention to peoples body language and communicating what I need to get off. So I think pretty decent aye. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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8 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m bang average at the sex….some would even say slightly below…..but my chat game is a 10 so the pity I get after a shocking display seems to help me out |
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"My verifications says it "
To be fair I've never seen a bad verification with anyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"-34
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Can confirm accuracy in this! |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
london stratford |
"Yes you,how highly do you rate yourself ?
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I am only as good as the person or couple I am fucking.
Its been a 10 before but its also been a nil pwa!
As said, depends if the chemistry and the fit works! |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
I’m rubbish. But I’m the one who’s laughing. |
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Get us both there, most of the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes, I'm awesome |
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I would say it depends on who I'm with
For those a click with im a solid 8-9 for those I don't I'm a 5-6 |
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Am I a good fuck? I am fucking good! |
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It’s getting harder to fulfill my duties….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve never had anyone say they don’t want to meet me again so I must be okay. |
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No I’m shit. You wouldn’t want to fuck me. Worse 2 mins of your life.
The mr |
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By *nby ATV/TS
over a year ago
Fun Town |
It’s a great Q. And so difficult to answer. I think I’m good because of repeat humans!! I really should start the STripAdvisor App and then I might find out. |
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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago
Cardiff |
I've been practicing for the last 40 years so would hope so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Keep it to the thread thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Individually we are both minus 5, add us together and we are still minus 5, take that Mrs maths teacher |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Terrible. 1/5 stars.
LvM"
Still would. |
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"Terrible. 1/5 stars.
LvM
Still would. "
Could you just make sure to leave a review after to bump my ShagAdviser rating?
LvM |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Terrible. 1/5 stars.
LvM
Still would.
Could you just make sure to leave a review after to bump my ShagAdviser rating?
LvM"
But I’d have to be truthful, so it wouldn’t help much. Didn’t say I’d enjoy it, just said I would. |
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"Terrible. 1/5 stars.
LvM
Still would.
Could you just make sure to leave a review after to bump my ShagAdviser rating?
LvM
But I’d have to be truthful, so it wouldn’t help much. Didn’t say I’d enjoy it, just said I would. "
Oh I see. Another one who just wants to use me for my lackluster abilities, one inch wonder, and twelve second stamina
LvM |
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I'm highly rated on "clit advisor" |
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I’m giving myself a solid 8, as it seems appropriate in more ways than one…
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"I'm highly rated on "clit advisor""
Chapeau sir |
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"As im a very attentive considerate partner in bed - id say im a top shag… and fast too… so ideal for a tea break quickie by the bins ( can travel) or if you prefer a more leisurely meet im happy to ‘ease your back doors in’ and say nice things while i stick my broom handle in your back afterwards "
Smooth bastard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m shit but I keep fucking my self and no complaints |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm Banging... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm changing my answer.
Because actually if you like enthusiasm, an unexpected flexibility, high level of perve and a drowning risk...
Then I'm damn good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back ourselves 100% |
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Confident and dominant I would discribe myself.
Taking applications for ladies that wish to rate me haha just DM |
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Let’s just put it this way…
“I won’t be long, was I!” |
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"I'm changing my answer.
Because actually if you like enthusiasm, an unexpected flexibility, high level of perve and a drowning risk...
Then I'm damn good"
Good to see youre serious about health and safety too. No running... Danger of slip |
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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago
Tralee |
Wouldn't be considered too bad in fairness. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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C-
For trying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd say a strong 9 for modesty anyone want to prove me wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Holds her own in class |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, I’ve learned a lot about everyone in here.
Private notes added |
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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago
Nr Leicester |
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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago
Maidstone Area. |
"For 15 seconds I'm fucking outstanding "
Me too (Mr) but 10 of those are foreplay! |
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