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How??

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I woke up one morning in a strange bed in an unknown hotel room, wearing black knickers and stockings, with a couple of empty bottles of prosecco on the table.

No idea how I got there or what happened over the last 24 hours. Can you remind me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No but the police are on their way and I suggest you cooperate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would cooperate if I could, but I appear to have been handcuffed already...

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yeah...

Funny story. But the alpaca and the barman are both pressing charges.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lost the live stream in fab chat. I think you got banned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strange. My mum got in very late last night and my prosecco stash is down by two bottles!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Two words: Alien Abduction.

It’s real!

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By *imply DeeWoman over a year ago

Wherever

Sorry can’t help. Prosecco gives me bad hangovers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeah...

Funny story. But the alpaca and the barman are both pressing charges."

That's the last time I ask for a cocktail that I don't know what it contains...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strange. My mum got in very late last night and my prosecco stash is down by two bottles!

Here's my number... Call me maybe?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Check if you have a Kidney missing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah...

Funny story. But the alpaca and the barman are both pressing charges."

not both ! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think this was an episode of Happy Valley.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think this was an episode of Happy Valley."

The worst named series! A good watch though.

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