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The Action Thread
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You can't say a word, you enter the room (thread) and can only carry out an action.
Please remember your asterisks!
I'll start...
*lifts skirt and awaits a cheeky bum squidge from the next poster* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Walks in to room goes straight for the coffee and bacon rolls with hp sauce  "
* turns around screaming as believes he has seen a ghost since Clacton 65 walked clean through a locked door! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Walks in to room goes straight for the coffee and bacon rolls with hp sauce
* turns around screaming as believes he has seen a ghost since Clacton 65 walked clean through a locked door!"
*Thats a normal reaction gives hk a Hong Kong phoey chop on way out lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*walks into room, looks around at the chaos, shrugs shoulders, takes a seat* "
*Pushes away, as face is not a seat. Notices who it is then assumes position* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*walks in, farts, leaves room, shuts door*"
*gas and air leads to recovery from earlier Hong Kong Phooey chop, sits up only to be knocked over by a roly-poly |
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"* Gives up on puppy dog eyes as some greedy bugger won't come out of the way. Makes an attempt to aquire the kebab instead*"
* rudely barged off my dessert… a rather pert arse presents itself … be rude not to… to hear the ‘intruder’ sigh ooooh ya dirty bugger! *  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*still standing outside knocking on the locked door but can hear the chaos and smell the kebabs so keen to get in*"
*unlocks door and gestures to come join the fun* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Parts my fanny flaps like Jesus in the sea inviting all breeders to fill me in to the sound of Craig David*"
*takes a shot of Sambuca and looks across the the room* |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"*Parts my fanny flaps like Jesus in the sea inviting all breeders to fill me in to the sound of Craig David*"
*grabs popcorn and a comfy lounge chair to watch, until a guy rocks up in a bo selecta Craig David mask that I suspect may be Matt Hancock. Exits stage left......*
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"*still standing outside knocking on the locked door but can hear the chaos and smell the kebabs so keen to get in*
*unlocks door and gestures to come join the fun*"
*thanks saltnpepper for hearing our incessant knocking* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*still standing outside knocking on the locked door but can hear the chaos and smell the kebabs so keen to get in*
*unlocks door and gestures to come join the fun*
*thanks saltnpepper for hearing our incessant knocking*"
*takes mrs by the hand and leads her over to a sofa* |
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"*Parts my fanny flaps like Jesus in the sea inviting all breeders to fill me in to the sound of Craig David*"
*checks calendar to make sure it's between Wednesday to Saturday as that's the only time Craig David suggested making love" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*walks in, stands still, action man eyes stylee looking around…. Waiting for someone to make this not awkward…"
*notes her diminutive size, but then hit by her large sass. Falls on arse, gazing up with a smile* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Invites MissSmith to join me even though there's this guy who hit me with his willy earlier fingering the kebabs and another claiming to have mayonnaise but there's no mayonnaise in sight*"
*walks over to join, walking slowly looking around…notices kebabs.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*walks in with an erection and bumps into a wall and breaks his nose *"
* puts on the rubber gloves and approaches wonko in a knowing manner - "now this may hurt"
(BTW you lot are mad - but I love it) |
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"*Invites MissSmith to join me even though there's this guy who hit me with his willy earlier fingering the kebabs and another claiming to have mayonnaise but there's no mayonnaise in sight*
*walks over to join, walking slowly looking around…notices kebabs.. "
*wonders Who’s nibbling my Sheek Kebab? Because where im from thats us married!! * |
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"*steer's group away from kebab's due to doubt about the contents and goes to sit with the shivs*"
*realises people have moved away from the kebabs so now in two minds about either grabbing the opportunity or walking away due to questionable contents. Besides shaking head disapprovingly at sensual with shiv and em sounds like fun* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*enters room once more after fits of laughter and wiping tears away, lifts top up getting the attention whores out and thinks this has gotta work*"
*lift shirt thinking it’s a game of copycat. Eyes are saying there’s no shame in my game as dress down is my thing* |
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"*attempts to hide the twitch from the nipple pinch and picture books hit the floor, goes for a hand on each cheek of Em's derriere*"
* now the filling in a boob sandwich… this is a bloody brilliant Wednesday!!* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*sits down and extends hand for a gyro and the other for the cheese toastie, I'm starving*"
*mistakes extended hand as head nod, then puts cock in her hand and runs clean hand through her hair* (blame alcohol) |
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*casually saunters into room having heard the clamour from outside. Surveys room Terminator style, senses action, drops trousers and pants to ankles. Waddles round room to display funny face drawn around winkie* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*struts in brandishing new free tattoo, sandwich, service, PAT tested wand and risk assessment*
J"
* sees toys, imagines a toy session and searches through kitbag * |
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"*struts in brandishing new free tattoo, sandwich, service, PAT tested wand and risk assessment*
J
* sees toys, imagines a toy session and searches through kitbag *"
*sees your man struggling to find the required toy, supplies the toy to satisfy the requirements* |
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"*accepts apology, sucks slightly spilt drink off fingers and wonders if a cheese toastie might be in order*"
*Recognizes that hungry look and steers her away from the mouldy cheese towards the gyros* |
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*accepts apology, sucks slightly spilt drink off fingers and wonders if a cheese toastie might be in order*
*Recognizes that hungry look and steers her away from the mouldy cheese towards the gyros*"
*nods appreciatively whilst eating a gyros as thanks for saving me from mouldy cheese* |
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*walks in looks for fellow weirdo's, notices they're not here yet so sneaks off to the toilets for a quickie!
*walks back in the room to everyone staring because my dress is still stuck in my knickers!!
Jo.Xx |
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"*walks in looks for fellow weirdo's, notices they're not here yet so sneaks off to the toilets for a quickie!
*walks back in the room to everyone staring because my dress is still stuck in my knickers!!
Jo.Xx "
*walks out the bathroom wondering why that hair gel came flying over the top of the cubicle*
*styles hair and walks back out* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*emerges from God knows where, looks at empty hands that no longer cup seducing Em's cheeks bewildered and wonders what the hell happened. Goes to Tatsy Tatsy a big for a cuddle* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*very confused about the gestures the guy beside me is making, blessing himself is rather odd. Grateful for the rescuing I raise my hand to do the warming*"
* mightily surprised by the strange array of sacred garments that modern Mormons appear to be wearing. Wondering if he could swap his knee length two-piece temple garments for that piece of string the nice lady is wearing. Reaches over and gives it a twang* |
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*Falls back into OP's oubliette and onto Gr8str8's soft but thwack'd towels, reclaims OP's Picture Books (for the illicitly illiterate), leaves a calling card with the words "For Rope and Fun, Just Dial 1" and then quietly retreats into the darkness* |
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