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Gentlemën, Ladiës, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës...
I have a predilection for butter. That yellow-hued food of enriched and creamy delight. Perfectly salted and devilishly moreish. Suffuse generously without guilt over your perfect toast, crumpets, curled over your jacket potato, spread over your freshly baked loaf and, let's not forget, dolloped cheekily and ceremoniously over a fruit scone before the cream and jam.
Join me and pay homage to butter.
This gentleman loves butter.
Did I ever parley about butter?
I have now! |
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës...
I have a predilection for butter. That yellow-hued food of enriched and creamy delight. Perfectly salted and devilishly moreish. Suffuse generously without guilt over your perfect toast, crumpets, curled over your jacket potato, spread over your freshly baked loaf and, let's not forget, dolloped cheekily and ceremoniously over a fruit scone before the cream and jam.
Join me and pay homage to butter.
This gentleman loves butter.
Did I ever parley about butter?
I have now!"
He likes to spread ^ |
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Butter oh butter.
Salty, creamy velvet
Joy upon my tongue
I melt as you pool on my chin
My tongue chases your gentle path
From my fingertip to elbow
Oh how I love you
Butter
Butter Upon Warburtons Toastie
By Cherry x  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I've never had butter on a scone.
Would it not be rather cloying?
Yet to try Guernsey butter, I always think of it when I see a friend's post.
I love really good butter on a slightly cool slice of toast, ideally freshly baked sourdough. |
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"I've never had butter on a scone.
Would it not be rather cloying?
Yet to try Guernsey butter, I always think of it when I see a friend's post.
I love really good butter on a slightly cool slice of toast, ideally freshly baked sourdough."
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Just a smidgen of a dollop on the scone, my ex-wife. X |
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Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said this butter's bitter,
"If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter"
So she bought some better butter
Better than the bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter,
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter. |
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"It's got to be Welsh salted butter for us, we don't buy anything else. 
Will have to agree, returned to London with a boot full. "
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I totally agree: Welsh butter has an enviable reputation of giving one's palate a warm and reassuring cwtch! |
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"Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said this butter's bitter,
"If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter"
So she bought some better butter
Better than the bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter,
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter."
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Dee, if you were my charming wife, I would smear your derrière with my åntïque buttêr knïfe. † |
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"There is very little that cannot be improved by a liberal spreading of salted Danish butter.
I think they should spread world leaders with it myself "
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Is this a heavy lardful hint? World leaders...Churchill...need I say more?  |
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"There is very little that cannot be improved by a liberal spreading of salted Danish butter.
I think they should spread world leaders with it myself
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Is this a heavy lardful hint? World leaders...Churchill...need I say more? "
You must be very good at the Times cryptic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah, butter.
Last Tango in Paris...
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It should be applied benevolently and not malevolently! 
Exactly. There were awful consent issues around the filming of that scene.
J"
A lot has changed in the intervening 50 years, and for good reason. But the imagery stays in the mind as a reminder of how not to do it. |
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